Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat May 02, 2009 5:36 pm

Granted, but you have to give here a fur coat! (wolf fur)

I wish wolfie hadn't been skinned.

by **strike wolf** on Sun May 03, 2009 12:48 am

Granted but you had to take my place.

I wish that Jones had wolverine's abilities so that he'll regenerate.

by **apey** on Sun May 03, 2009 2:34 pm

Granted but now we have like three joneseys (not that that is bad er nuthin)

I wish that I had never been sent to Antarctica

by **xelabale** on Mon May 04, 2009 4:12 am

You were sent as an ant to Artctic. A?

I wish I knew whether to use was or were in first person second conditionals

by **viking97** on Mon May 04, 2009 5:11 am

Granted, but u already know too much and that extra bit of knowledge just wouldn't fit into your miniture brain.

I wish someone would corrupt this wish and they wouldn't give me $1,000,000,000 that is counterfiet.(thx to the lord for reverse phycologgy)

by **trinicardinal** on Mon May 04, 2009 7:08 am

Granted except that they mad a mistake and you got monopoly money instead.

I wish I had a private jet

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon May 04, 2009 9:19 am

Granted, you now have a jet that looks like a penis.

I wish I could go to Antarctica and live with apey.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon May 04, 2009 9:22 am

granted but you have to be a penguin.

I wish apey were rescued from the antarctic, leaving behind all the penguins.

(actually I should get three wishes now there's three of me...)

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon May 04, 2009 9:32 am

Granted. But seeing as I'm her king and all, that makes me an Emperpor Penguin. She cant bear to leave me. (damn that didn't screw you at all)

I wish I had an iPod.

NO THREE WISHES FOR YOU!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA

by **trinicardinal** on Mon May 04, 2009 10:14 am

granted but the circuit board cracked and it doesn't work.

i wish my jet didn't look like a penis

by **strike wolf** on Mon May 04, 2009 10:37 am

Granted you crashed it into a mountain and now it just looks like mangled wreckage.

I wish that I knew how to fly.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon May 04, 2009 11:33 am

granted but now your penis looks like a jet. (not a jumbo jet)

I wish I had a normal jet and a normal penis, both in the right place.

by **darth emperor** on Mon May 04, 2009 12:19 pm

Granted but neither of them work

I wish that the Foundation doesnt corrupt my wish

by **trinicardinal** on Wed May 06, 2009 8:15 am

Granted... I corrupted it instead

I wish I lived in Australia

by **karelpietertje** on Wed May 06, 2009 8:20 am

trinicardinal wrote:Granted... I corrupted it instead

I wish I lived in Australia

Granted, but now you live in Australia... that sucks for you man :/

I wish my toe- and fingernails wouldn't grow anymore so I would never have to cut them off again!