Movie quote retort game

[mandyb]

Mrs. Madeline Drake: Oh my God, this is all my fault.
Pyro: Actually the mutant genes are carried by males, so it's his fault!

X-Men 2

[Sackett58]

Sperm #1: I'm not getting shot out of that thing. What if he's masturbating? I'm liable to end up on the ceiling.

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask

[saraith]

Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell: You will drink the black sperm of my vengence.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)

[Sackett58]

Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: There. That'll put hair on your chest.

Some Like It Hot

[mandyb]

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Bette Davis

[Sackett58]

Brad Allen: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me.
Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me.
Brad Allen: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad.

Pillow Talk

[mandyb]

I think that healthy, lusty sex is wonderful.

John Wayne

[Sackett58]

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

Long time no see Mandy, welcome back.

[mandyb]

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.
Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.
[takes coffee]
Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?
Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?
Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Airplane

Good to see you too Sackett but don't get all misty eyed again when I leave will you.
btw, whatever happened to those games?

[nagerous]

Surely you can't be serious ?

Yes I am, and don't call me Shirley.

[airplane]

[Sackett58]

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?
Casablanca

[nagerous]

You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Fight Club

[djak.]

I seem to be subscribed to the non sequitur movie quote game - anyone know where the retort game is?

[jonesthecurl]

"oh...thataways"

(Kirk in the first Star Trek movie)

[saraith]

Lt. Col. Samantha Carter: [Carter and Mitchell are lost on the ice] If we're gonna freeze to death, here is as good a spot as any.
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell: [after glancing around] ... Nah... I don't like this spot.

Stargate: Continuum

[mandyb]

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

Tennessee Williams

[AAFitz]

Do not go gentle into that good night...

Dylan thomas

[mandyb]

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

W.H.Auden

[Sackett58]

[Reverend Clayton delivers a prayer at the Edwards' funeral for Aaron, Martha, and Ben]
Ethan: Put an amen to it!
Reverend Clayton: I ain't finished yet.
Ethan: There's no more time for praying! AMEN!

The Searchers

[jonesthecurl]

Gladly did I live and gladly die
And i lay em down with a will.

R L Stevenson

[mandyb]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
think I'll go and eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, small thin skinny ones,
see how they wriggle and squirm.
You bite off the heads and you suck out the juice
and you throw the skins away.
Nobody knows how I survive
on worms three times a day.

[Sackett58]

Paul: It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat if you know how to treat it.

Eating Raoul

[saraith]

Hannibal Lechter: I ate his liver with some favre beans and a nice chianti.

Silence of the Lambs

[theusual1]

Life loves the liver of it - Maya Angelou

[Sackett58]

Krustyburger manager: We need more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise in the sun.

The Simpsons