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rathersane
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by rathersane Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:35 pm
"Hi Mom!"
morph
Posts: 1106 Joined: Wed May 24, 2006 5:54 pmLocation: Behind you, no stop turnin in circles your makin me dizzy
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by morph Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:42 pm
TimTheEnchanter wrote: Yay! Thanks
Okay, here's the new pic:
"Hi, my name is lackattack, would you like to spank me tonight, please call 1-800-spank me, thanks...."
I am slowly going insane, thanks to Jay, Brandon (the douch tool) and sammy gags for his pic of bubba....
rathersane
Posts: 165 Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:07 amLocation: quatre-coins, EU
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by rathersane Tue Jan 09, 2007 9:39 pm
In Soviet Russia, transvestite calls YOU on 900 number.
TimTheEnchanter
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by TimTheEnchanter Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:02 pm
a little bump before I make my choice...
wcaclimbing
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by wcaclimbing Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:05 pm
TimTheEnchanter wrote: My two captions:
1. what!...
this job pays well
when you're working for Michael Jackson
2. Who ever said playboy had to only feature girls
Ham
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by Ham Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:57 pm
Ok srry I didnt make this clear.
Ronaldinho
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by Ronaldinho Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:02 pm
TimTheEnchanter wrote: Yay! Thanks
Okay, here's the new pic:
suck me dry you fucking fag
Fitz69
Posts: 196 Joined: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:46 amLocation: Sweden
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by Fitz69 Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:05 pm
TimTheEnchanter wrote: Yay! Thanks
Okay, here's the new pic:
" Sleeping on the job doesn't mean what it used to..."
TimTheEnchanter
Posts: 60 Joined: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:07 pmLocation: South of Caerbannog
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by TimTheEnchanter Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:58 pm
AndyDufresne wrote: You know this is who you are really talking to when you call those 900 lines...
Every good joke has some truth in it, so Andy wins!
Your turn
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:03 pm
Hm...lets see what I got! Here...
--Andy
TimTheEnchanter
Posts: 60 Joined: Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:07 pmLocation: South of Caerbannog
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by TimTheEnchanter Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:31 am
AndyDufresne wrote: From Wikipedia:
In 1878, to ease the awkwardness of trains passing this curve, the station was moved slightly westward,
to its present site, and the curve made more gentle.
wicked
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by wicked Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:41 am
"Do you like my chin tuck? I'm getting my nose done next!"
supercram
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by supercram Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:45 am
"
Douche . What a pleasant-sounding word..."
Wisse
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by Wisse Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:40 am
dam, thats me in the mirror
P Gizzle
Posts: 4100 Joined: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:00 pmLocation: Somewhere being absolutely AWESOME!
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by P Gizzle Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:19 am
to play CC all the time, or to not play CC all the time, that IS the question!
Gridiron Gang- CC's largest Clan!
rathersane
Posts: 165 Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:07 amLocation: quatre-coins, EU
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by rathersane Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:34 am
Our intrepid hero had been underground for months, following paltry clues to nothing, it seemed. But this... THIS had to be it, the moment he had been waiting for.
Wisse
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by Wisse Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:58 am
nope, no toilet here...
Genghis Khant
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by Genghis Khant Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:59 pm
"Damn this huge earring, it's making my neck ache"
mr. incrediball
Posts: 3423 Joined: Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:07 pmLocation: Right here.
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by mr. incrediball Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:35 pm
hmm.... wonder if i can get MY name on a train station...
and rathersane... just out of interest... what does "pobyeda" mean???
darvlay wrote: Get over it, people. It's just a crazy lookin' bear ejaculating into the waiting maw of an eager fox. Nothing more.
Phobia
Posts: 1497 Joined: Fri May 26, 2006 2:11 pmGender: MaleLocation: Sheffield, England
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by Phobia Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:39 pm
"Little pig, little pig, let me out."
But the pig answered,"Oh No, Oh no, not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin."
2dimes
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by 2dimes Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:41 pm
Is that wicked over there? I should have shaved.
wicked
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by wicked Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:45 pm
LMAO!!!! ^^^^ WINNER!! ^^^^^
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:50 pm
I've narrowed it down to three at the moment, I'll make my decision later tonight!
Wisse
Posts: 4448 Joined: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:59 pmLocation: The netherlands, gelderland, epe
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by Wisse Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:54 pm
wicked wrote: LMAO!!!! ^^^^ WINNER!! ^^^^^
agreed! XD
AndyDufresne
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by AndyDufresne Thu Jan 11, 2007 11:15 pm
**Drumroll** ....and the winner is...2dimes wrote: Is that wicked over there? I should have shaved. Time for you to take the reigns of this here thread!
--Andy
