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Re: Girl Help

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Ok this is just completely flawed and doomed to failure right off the bat here.
lilwdlnddude wrote:Fellow men, and women if you want to help also, lend me a hand!! ok so i need some ideas of cheap to not costing any money activities that you can do with a girl BESIDES sex and things related to that. i am not the most creative person and want to do normal fun things with a girl friend. PLEASE HELP
I noticed there aren't many females wandering in here to help out either. They're probably laughing too much at the males fumbling about.

The reason you can't think of fun things to do with females, is because they don't like to hang out and do fun things, or they would be and you wouldn't have to ask a bunch of baffled males here on a non-hasbro stratagy based game mesage board.


Bottome line, want to do something men like to do with women have sex. Strangely enough I'm not trying to advocate it here, if you can get through life without ever having sex with other people it's probably better then you don't have to be a slave to it like most men.

If you want to do something women like to do with men get out your credit cards and cash then give all of it to them, go get more, repeat.

Sure you could give them a foot rub they love those and it will impress them, but only if you know how to do it properly, other wise you must buy them a foot rub.
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Or just play some kind of game (i reccomend something challenging that you arent very good at)

let her win a few times, then you win some, repeat.
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There were some girls that posted in here. And not all girls are the same, there are some out there that dont mind if you dont have money (like this girl im hanging out with... Thank God!!) Yeah I taught her how to play risk, she had so much beginners luck, but she liked it a lot, which is awesome!. haha
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jay_a2j wrote:Alcohol tastes like crap! People just drink it for its intoxicating effects. Really.... who in their right mind would drink alcohol if you could not get drunk from it? Very few people, I'm sure.


I agree in part...alchohol is a drug and people do drink it for the desired effect, obviously.

BUT, I take issue that it all "tastes like crap". A good Red Wine, Belgian Beers, some Baileys in your coffee, etc, all taste mighty good!
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ppl shouldnt be complaining about the taste of liquor, ur supposed 2 mix it
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2dimes wrote:Ok this is just completely flawed and doomed to failure right off the bat here.
lilwdlnddude wrote:Fellow men, and women if you want to help also, lend me a hand!! ok so i need some ideas of cheap to not costing any money activities that you can do with a girl BESIDES sex and things related to that. i am not the most creative person and want to do normal fun things with a girl friend. PLEASE HELP
I noticed there aren't many females wandering in here to help out either. They're probably laughing too much at the males fumbling about.

The reason you can't think of fun things to do with females, is because they don't like to hang out and do fun things, or they would be and you wouldn't have to ask a bunch of baffled males here on a non-hasbro stratagy based game mesage board.


Bottome line, want to do something men like to do with women have sex. Strangely enough I'm not trying to advocate it here, if you can get through life without ever having sex with other people it's probably better then you don't have to be a slave to it like most men.

If you want to do something women like to do with men get out your credit cards and cash then give all of it to them, go get more, repeat.

Sure you could give them a foot rub they love those and it will impress them, but only if you know how to do it properly, other wise you must buy them a foot rub.
I don't agree with you girls do like to have fun and not all girls like guys with money cuz most of them are stuck up jerks.Girls are pretty down to earth when it comes down to stuff with guys as long as we enjoy there company.as for the sex part if the guy is boring during the date probley the same goes for in bed.
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I don't agree with you girls do like to have fun and not all girls like guys with money cuz most of them are stuck up jerks.Girls are pretty down to earth when it comes down to stuff with guys as long as we enjoy there company.as for the sex part if the guy is boring during the date probley the same goes for in bed.


Yay someone that agrees with me about the down to earth stuff!
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lilwdlnddude wrote:
I don't agree with you girls do like to have fun and not all girls like guys with money cuz most of them are stuck up jerks.Girls are pretty down to earth when it comes down to stuff with guys as long as we enjoy there company.as for the sex part if the guy is boring during the date probley the same goes for in bed.


Yay someone that agrees with me about the down to earth stuff!


hey i agree too...
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Go to the park. Kidnap two of the cutest dogs there. Let them make puppies. Give her one of the puppies. Go walk the puppy together.

Give the remaining dogs to a chinese restaurant, in exchange for a free romantic meal...
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Sammy gags wrote:ppl shouldnt be complaining about the taste of liquor, ur supposed 2 mix it



I have... with other liquer and it still tastes like crap. Long Island Iced Tea... yeah, I remember those days. :oops:
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lilwdlnddude wrote:Fellow men, and women if you want to help also, lend me a hand!! ok so i need some ideas of cheap to not costing any money activities that you can do with a girl BESIDES sex and things related to that. i am not the most creative person and want to do normal fun things with a girl friend. PLEASE HELP


Drug and gag her and tie her up in your basement. If she's into kinky stuff, she'll just melt! If she isn't, just leave her there until she stops whimpering. I've met some of my best corpses that way.
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Oh my, I am so sorry. Just look at the women flocking in here that love to do down to earth stuff.

How could I have been so wrong. Well I guess that clears up any confusion you may have had.

I sincerly hope you and your female friend have a fantastic time enjoying all the wonderfull free activities the women have alerted you to.
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Beastly wrote:Take her up in a Hot Air Balloon and then open up a box of Chocolates (Not Cheap ones) and feed her them....Give her a little bite, then you take the other bite... in other words share each one...


So, your plan is to take a girl up in a tiny basket, high in the air where there is no escape..and then taunt her by eating half of her chocolates?

You'll be killed in 30 seconds or less, depending on how long it takes to hit the ground.
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Just do stuff..

Ice skate, walks, dog walking's a good one.. um, watch a DVD, make her a CD and listen to it together, bake some cookies.. don't go shopping, you'll get bored.

Thing is, unless it's a set piece date, whatever you do is basically just an excuse to spend time together, so what you actually do isn't really important, just that you do it together.

Just make sure you have plenty of time where it's just you two, so she can let you jump her without feeling like she shouldn't :-)
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Spuzzell wrote: don't go shopping, you'll get bored.


Haha, already have been through that. It wasnt bad though, well I got to see a movie afterwards. :D
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Spuzzell wrote:Just make sure you have plenty of time where it's just you two, so she can let you jump her without feeling like she shouldn't :-)

ya u know a relationship isnt going 2 work out if the girl always invites u 2 her friend's house
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Sammy gags wrote:
Spuzzell wrote:Just make sure you have plenty of time where it's just you two, so she can let you jump her without feeling like she shouldn't :-)

ya u know a relationship isnt going 2 work out if the girl always invites u 2 her friend's house
See this? Normal guys are like dogs in heat.
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one word: Roofies




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Go for a drive and talk to her...about your pasts, future ambitions, embarassing moments (if you want) This is a great way to spend time together and get to know each other, in most cases this makes the woman feel more comfortable around you and improves the relationship.
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Adam... wrote:Go for a drive and talk to her...about your pasts, future ambitions, embarassing moments (if you want) This is a great way to spend time together and get to know each other, in most cases this makes the woman feel more comfortable around you and improves the relationship.
I would have to disagree with you on the tell each other about your past speaking from experiece it's not such a good idea.That could end the relationship not making it better.what ever you do just make the girl feel like she's #1 and you should be fine no matter what you guys do.
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Adam... wrote:Go for a drive and talk to her...about your pasts, future ambitions, embarassing moments (if you want) This is a great way to spend time together and get to know each other, in most cases this makes the woman feel more comfortable around you and improves the relationship.

he's 17 , hmm letts drive...
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Wisse wrote:
Adam... wrote:Go for a drive and talk to her...about your pasts, future ambitions, embarassing moments (if you want) This is a great way to spend time together and get to know each other, in most cases this makes the woman feel more comfortable around you and improves the relationship.

he's 17 , hmm letts drive...


Where did it say 17? Besides I was driving just before I was 17
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The beach, or the park are most likely the best ideas for a date. Its more personal and less demanding on cash. Or if you have a favorite spot you go to in order to think take her there. She'll be more then happy to learn more about you and what you think of and stuff. Tell her you think of her, even if you dont.. Its a nice thing to say. You'll get better results if your sweet and smile and just look into her eyes on/off. Or take her to the movies..They are normally about 20$ for 2 thats without food.. Don't be afraid to make a deal..Something like "I'll pay for the tickets if you pay for the treats." Girls really dont mind it as much as guys think. okay?
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Haha, yeah driving, I have my licence. So I can do that, now all I need is a car.....
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