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Post by reverend_kyle »

2dimes wrote:"Who knew?
Buy insurance
its the law"


thats good.
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Yes it is.
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reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


S*it happens.

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Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?
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reverend_kyle wrote:whats another phrase synonomous with shit happens that is school appropriate.


Sranja se dogadjaju....

That's on Croatian....

Read it [srahgna sey doghadjahyou] :lol:

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Post by Sammy gags »

HoustonNutt wrote:
Sammy gags wrote:
mandalorian2298 wrote:shit occurs?

read the 1st post retard


Do you find that you often fail to recognize sarcasm and humor?

no, i just really hate him
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Bull Spit happens?
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Post by kclborat »

the one that always pissed me off and doesnt really apply:
"if life gives you lemons make lemonade"
my version that still doesnt apply
"if life gives you lemons, stop f*cking complaining about it and man up"
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"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins

Shit happens, however? How about "Gravity always pulls ya down in the end." It's profound, scientific, and has the benefit of not being in every quote book.
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I don't think I know a kinder gentler way to say 'shit happens'...

but it's always a good idea to purchase insurance before the fertilizer hits the ventilator.

Good luck in your quest to find a school appropriate way to curse without using expletives :D .
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vtmarik wrote:"When life gives you lemons, go 'Yeah! I like lemons! What else ya got?' " - Henry Rollins
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"Sith Happens"
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"C'est la vie, tu petit morceau de merde!"


I probably got that wrong, but hey! Shit happens.
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