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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:26 am

you do but when you try it our you realise it won't switch off until it runs out of fuel causing you to crash from 10 miles up and die quite messily

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Natewolfman on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:18 pm

granted, but its the santa clause from futurama, that kills rather then give
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:58 pm

umm...WIsh?
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Natewolfman on Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:17 pm

>.>
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I wish i hadnt been found out not to give a wish
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:37 pm

You weren't but now the thread is stuck because no one made a wish and no one has realised it

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby derfderf34 on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:18 pm

granted but you have to pay to use them

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Natewolfman on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:40 pm

done, unfortunately the 'assault cubes' still do hate you

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:08 pm

Granted but you end up with a lousy sense of shape.

I wish you had a better sense of shape :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby joe cool 360 on Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:33 am

Granted, but the shape he has the best sense of is forever and eternally a dodecahedron.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby rhoges6 on Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:01 pm

Granted, but it is a pickup from the 1950's so it no longer runs and just sits in your yard rusting and becomes a health hazard for the neighborhood children.

I wish it wasn't so windy outside today.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:24 am

Granted now it's windy inside.

I wish that I had made a better wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby SEAsportsfan on Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:30 am

Granted, but then you forgot what your wish was


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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:50 am

Granted but the refs screw them over by throwing a penalty on every play and they lose 100-0.

I wish that the Falcons had won yesterday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Pedronicus on Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:34 pm

granted, but the falcons in questions were a flock of seagull hunting falcons, working together to achieve a higher kill rate of seagulls than just operating alone.

I wish seagulls could evolve enough intelligence to invent seagull armour that was light enough to allow them to swim still.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:45 am

Granted but they are all killed by the falcons before it could be completed.

I wish that sea gulls and falcons could live in peace. (stupidest wish ever).
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby theconquerer1995 on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:21 am

granted, but they team up and peck you to death.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby rhoges6 on Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:35 am

Granted, but the toppings are seagull and falcon.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Pedronicus on Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:29 am

granted, but they malfunction during your first flight, propelling you straight into a flock of harmonious falcons and seagulls. The Falcons who are now starving hungry after declaring peace with their old favourite food, attack you without mercy, ripping huge chucks of flesh from your exposed body

I wish you had worn more than a pair of speedo's and jetboots for your maiden flight.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:26 am

Granted but all the clothing is see-through and having accidently caught sight of him, you gauge out your eyes from the horror.


I wish that no one had to see that.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby animorpherv1 on Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:45 pm

Granted. evryone died from hearing it.

I wish that everyone saw it.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby Pedronicus on Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:05 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:Granted. evryone died from hearing it.

I wish that everyone saw it.

That is without doubt the shitest response i've seen so far. he wanted people to see it, and you claim everyone died from hearing it? Just how many stupid lessons did you take to become this dumb?
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby viking97 on Sat Jan 10, 2009 7:52 pm

I wish for a high end PC which has,

Invincible Security
Supreme Video Cards
BAck up programs so it wont malfuntion
Air con so it wont overheat
Re inforced armor
Surround sound
and a tag wich says its NOT alien technology( FBI wont hunt me down)
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:49 pm

Granted but it only works on a five pin plug with 200,000 volts

I wish I had a computer like that that works on regular house electricity and regular plugs
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:58 pm

Granted. But, you get frustrated after continuously dying on the same part in a game and throw it out the window.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby viking97 on Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:12 am

Granted, but since your in mythology clan, it gets possesed and eats you

I wish I had a PC like trinicardinal's except this time its bolted with reinforced concrete carbonox alloy so i cant throw it out of the window
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