the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

This thread is really catching up to The-Thread-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Translation: This thread is awesome and deserves to become the longest thread ever.

Thanx for the compliment will.

[strike wolf]

Strike's christmas movie of the day.

Elf.

[targetman377]

Oh sorry. I had that judge fired already for accepting illegal bribes. Afterall I heavily wish to clean up this country.

yet this was your idea and i did not pay the judge

What you hired him to work for free? Does he owe you a favor or something? Did you make him an offer he can't refuse?

By the way, I think our plans to keep mixing up the code are working.

well i killed the guy who was out to kill him

[targetman377]

dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dadadadadadadadada

by the way could you please STOP giving us your snow!!!!!! ok really its anonning!!!!

Can't you tell this is a secret code? If you switch out the letters properly this is the actual message:

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hohohoho

What does this mean? Well obviously derfderf is Santa Claus.

nope lone your wrong about this one me and the santa are close buddies we talk almost everday and i vist him in his super secreat base. and you thought mine is hard to find try to find his. and thats when he gives you drictions!!!

[targetman377]

:) Here's an old ad my wife found. She has a bunch of these weird old ads.


And here is why I haven't been around much lately. The little guy demands my full attention.

Of course he does. Now tell me. Do you plan to get him addicted to CC yourself? Or let him find it on his own?

well i think he will let him find it on his own AKA change his background on his sons cumpture to CC, also the the start up sound will be welcome to CC lets play CC, he will chang the first thing that pops up from the internet is CC, also he will write notes all around the cumputer CC rules, CC is awsome, CC is fun. and at dinner he will talk about it for hours and not let his son be exscused!!!! but other than that he will let him find it on his own

[strike wolf]

Oh sorry. I had that judge fired already for accepting illegal bribes. Afterall I heavily wish to clean up this country.

yet this was your idea and i did not pay the judge

What you hired him to work for free? Does he owe you a favor or something? Did you make him an offer he can't refuse?

By the way, I think our plans to keep mixing up the code are working.

well i killed the guy who was out to kill him

And i killed the other guy who was out to kill him. What's your point?

[strike wolf]

dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dadadadadadadadada

by the way could you please STOP giving us your snow!!!!!! ok really its anonning!!!!

Can't you tell this is a secret code? If you switch out the letters properly this is the actual message:

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hohohoho

What does this mean? Well obviously derfderf is Santa Claus.

nope lone your wrong about this one me and the santa are close buddies we talk almost everday and i vist him in his super secreat base. and you thought mine is hard to find try to find his. and thats when he gives you drictions!!!

Oh my fault. I meant the former Santa Claus.

[targetman377]

dada dada dada dada dada dada dada dadadadadadadadada

by the way could you please STOP giving us your snow!!!!!! ok really its anonning!!!!

Can't you tell this is a secret code? If you switch out the letters properly this is the actual message:

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho hohohoho

What does this mean? Well obviously derfderf is Santa Claus.

nope lone your wrong about this one me and the santa are close buddies we talk almost everday and i vist him in his super secreat base. and you thought mine is hard to find try to find his. and thats when he gives you drictions!!!

Oh my fault. I meant the former Santa Claus.

that expains it

[UCAbears]

Wait.... You guys threw a birthday party for me?!

Well we were going to hold a surprise one for you but you never showed up.

Yeah, I was thinking about getting on to announce my birthday to you guys. But, I wasn't feeling to good, plus there was ice outside so I had to go play on it.

[targetman377]

Wait.... You guys threw a birthday party for me?!

Well we were going to hold a surprise one for you but you never showed up.

Yeah, I was thinking about getting on to announce my birthday to you guys. But, I wasn't feeling to good, plus there was ice outside so I had to go play on it.

[derfderf34]

i bet this starts a new page

[derfderf34]

fastposted

[targetman377]

i bet this starts a new page

i got that lol

[targetman377]

fastposted

what ever happened to the slow post

[strike wolf]

Wait.... You guys threw a birthday party for me?!

Well we were going to hold a surprise one for you but you never showed up.

Yeah, I was thinking about getting on to announce my birthday to you guys. But, I wasn't feeling to good, plus there was ice outside so I had to go play on it.

Sure there was. And elves make toys for Santa.

[strike wolf]

i bet this starts a new page

I bet you're one post off.

[strike wolf]

fastposted

what ever happened to the slow post

*slow motion run*

NOOOOOOOOO!

Is that what you mean?

[targetman377]

fastposted

what ever happened to the slow post

*slow motion run*

NOOOOOOOOO!

Is that what you mean?

kinda!!!!

[autoload]

Time for bed.

[derfderf34]

fastposted

what ever happened to the slow post

i didn't post slow you posted fast!

[Quirk]

By the time he's old enough to play CC he should have a good feel for strategy games. I have a whole closet full of games and I can't wait to play them with him. First will be checkers. My grandfather and I played countless games of checkers. A few years ago a friend of mind proclaimed he was a great chess player. We played a few games and he didn't win a game. So I suggested checkers. He remarked that checkers was a child's game as simple as tic-tac-toe. I then proceeded to mop the floor with him. We played three games. By the third game all my old strategies had come back to me. I had three triple jumps in that game - it was a massacre. My grandfather would be proud.

I haven't played any games since junior was born two months ago. Unless peek-a-boo counts as a game (and it doesn't). I've got Axis & Allies, Fortress America, Classic Risk, Risk Godstorm, Stratego, and a bunch of others waiting for him to get old enough.

[strike wolf]

I don't know about chess but I play a pretty good game of checkers. It sounds like you might be able to beat me if we ever played but other than that I can beat everyone I know at it. I once played a game where I should have lost. I had only 2 pieces left on the board, both kings, compared to his 6, 5 of which were kings. In the end, he made a stupid mistake thinking that he could get me to jump him and move me into a double jump position, but it actually moved him into a position where I was able to jump all 6 of his in one turn. That's the last time I can remember being at that much of a disadvantage.

[sportsdd2]

Happy Birthday me

Its the one time of the year when I can be conceeded. And thought why not add to the madness of this awsome thread.

[strike wolf]

Happy birthday. Here. *Brings bottle labelled Guiness*.

[strike wolf]

It's time for strike's Christmas gift of the day. This revolves around gifts I have gotten for other people.

Today's gift is Scrubs: Season 4 for my brother in law.