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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:41 pm

Granted now its the only thing you can remember!

I wish she didn't have crabs!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby e_i_pi on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:47 pm

Granted, but now she has seafood extender where the crabs used to be

I wish I had tartare sauce
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48 pm

Granted but that's all you have.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby e_i_pi on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:56 pm

Granted but everyone now subsists on a diet of tartare sauce and seafood extender harvested from between Catherine Zeta Jones' legs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:57 pm

granted, but then you're randomly banned anyway.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:02 pm

Granted but it won't stop snowing and everyone is targeting you with snowballs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby mpjh on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:08 pm

Granted. Welcome to Kandur Central Prison.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:10 pm

Granted, but the taxes are $800 billion. Pay up.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby mpjh on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:18 pm

Granted. Meet Fred.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:19 pm

granted, but he's still Prez for a few more weeks.

I wish Fred was a straight single Chippendale who becomes my live-in maid.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:30 pm

Granted. He trips on his first day and permanently injures a vital part of his anatomy and successfully sues you for $1,000,000,000.00.

I wish i had gotten the money instead of him.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:33 pm

granted, but I now own you. Go clean the bathroom and pick up my dry cleaning.

I wish I had a better lawyer.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:36 pm

Granted but he's too busy with bigger cases to take yours on now.

I wish I didn't have to clean the bathroom! :lol:
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:42 pm

Granted now you have to tongue clean the outhouse.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:45 pm

Granted. now you're just stuck in space

I wish i didn't have to tongue clean anywhere
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:50 pm

granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.

I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby heavycola on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:57 pm

strike wolf wrote:granted but you still have to clean the out house and walk bare foot through broken glass.

I wish that I could get to see something cool while floating around in space.


you have 20 seconds to enjoy it before you suffocate to death.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:00 pm

granted but then we all kill ourselves because we suck too much

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:08 pm

We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.

I wish I could breathe in space.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby e_i_pi on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:11 pm

Wish granted, and you discover space actually smells like burning pubic hair.

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:12 pm

granted.

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby strike wolf on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:14 pm

strike wolf wrote:We're sorry the wish you have given cannot be answered at this time. Please hang up and try again.


I wish space didn't smell like burning pubic hair.
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:20 pm

Granted it smells like a burning outhouse

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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby jayde on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:23 pm

granted but your stuck inside entombed.

I wish our wishes weren't corrupted!
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Re: Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

Postby trinicardinal on Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:27 pm

Granted bu that means that this thread never started. this causes a rift in the space-time continuum causing our galaxy to cease to exist.

I wish you had never made that wish
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