Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[xelabale]

You don't you have that other one that's even worse and get funny spots down there and it won't stop itching - then the fun really starts...

I wish I'd read all the pages between 2 and 69 in this thread just in case someone already said my wish.

[pimpdave]

Wish granted, but now you're stupider for having done it, and forever doomed to blow snot bubbles when you breathe.

I wish I could play the guitar like a motherfucking riot.

[strike wolf]

Granted but your wish is misinterpretted and while playing "Free Bird" you get crushed by an angry mob.

I wish I was disease-free.

[Draconian_Intel]

Granted, but government scientists take you away to their secret research lab to figure out how you have become immune to all diseases by performing painful tests.

I wish I didn't have so much work to do.

[poptartpsycho18]

After sustaining massive brain damage your wish is granted in the form of you being on life-support for the rest of your life.

I wish I got a percentage of the profits from The Simpson's.

[strike wolf]

Granted but the percentage is 0%

I wish for something cool to wish for.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, you wished that I (poptartpsycho18) was a millionaire, tax free, having won the state lottery...which is a very cool wish for me

I wish I had every dance skill.

[strike wolf]

Granted but your baptist and therefore aren't allowed to dance.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but you're the only one who doesn't benefit from it.

I wish I had magical powers.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's the worst power imaginable.

I wish I had a useful superpower.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted but it's the worst power imaginable.

I wish I had a useful superpower.

Granted! Your superpower helps to put out forest fires.....only you put them out by breathing your Super Bad Breath on them, breath which no Altoids can tame!!

I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

[mpjh]

I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

Granted, but you have a head the size of an apple, and your stem is tiny too.

[poptartpsycho18]

I wish that I were 6 feet tall.

Granted, but you have a head the size of an apple, and your stem is tiny too.

Wish?

[mpjh]

oops, I wish I die making love to my wife.

[poptartpsycho18]

oops, I wish I die making love to my wife.

Granted, but it's while making love to the goat you wed in an illegal ceremony.

I wish I had dark red hair.

[strike wolf]

Granted but every strand weighs 500 tons and you are unable to move because of the weight.

I wish I make an invention so awesome that everyone in the world bows down to my glory.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but that's only because your invention caused gravity to quadruple. No one can do anything but bow anyway.

I wish I were an astronaut.

[strike wolf]

Granted you are named to be an astronaut on the next mission. However scientists soon realise that because of the increased gravity, they can't send you out into space and the mission is scrapped.

I wish invention had been something else.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but it explodes after the field test and now everyone is bowed over from laughing at you.

I wish the mission can now be a success

[strike wolf]

Granted, but you owe all of the sucess to me and I become world famous instead of you.

I wish my invention hadn't exploded.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but you die in the process. All accolades are awarded posthumously.

I wish I could retire at age 40

[theconquerer1995]

Granted, but you're shot and killed which permanently retires you at 40

Nothing bad ever happens to me (try to screw up that one!!)

[strike wolf]

Granted everything's good but it's actually really boring that way.

I wish that someone wished for an easily corruptable wish.

[theconquerer1995]

Granted, but there are so many ways to corrupt it that you die of old age before you decide

I wish that everyone on CC became a smilie

(Try to beat that, Mr. )

[strike wolf]

Granted it's weird and disturbing and why the hell would you wish for this you freak?

I wish we weren't smilies anymore.