Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[animorpherv1]

granted. But it leaves you.

I wish that there was no time zones.

[viking97]

Granted. All airplanes just crashed.

I wish for this forum to be deleted

[jonesthecurl]

Granted, but the games come back and the rest of not-yet banned doesn't.

I wish unicorns were real, and polka-dotted.

[Frigidus]

Granted, but the games come back and the rest of not-yet banned doesn't.

I wish unicorns were real, and polka-dotted.

Granted, but they just went extinct. Damn poachers.

I wish that I had something better to do than play forum games.

[strike wolf]

Granted but you are too addicted to the forum games to leave and do anything else.

I wish for a wolf.

[animorpherv1]

Granted. He's hungry, and angry....


I wish for pie.

[strike wolf]

Granted but my wolf smells it and attacks you.

I wish for the perfect gift.

[Draconian_Intel]

Granted, but you give it to the wrong person and they hate it.

I wish I truly had the intelligence of a dragon.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's the fake dragons from movies which technically don't have brains.

I wish my 10 page paper that i've just finished writing the rough draft of gets a 100.

[Draconian_Intel]

Granted, but its out of 1000.

I wish I could come up with wishes as easily as I could come up with the flaws in them.

[strike wolf]

Granted but these wishes are even more flawed than the regular ones.

i wish that paper that I got a 100 on was out of 100.

[Draconian_Intel]

Granted, but that makes the teacher very confused, and he ends up losing it, claiming he/she never got it, and giving you a zero in the end.

I wish that teachers would never lose another assignment.

[strike wolf]

granted but it never helps you in the least.

I wish the teacher found that 100.

[Draconian_Intel]

Granted, but he/she marks it late and grades it as a 50.

I wish someone else would play this and "answer a question with a question" with us.

[jayde]

granted, but they spam too much and the thread is locked.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday!

[strike wolf]

Granted it's sunday again. Nothing goes wrong with your wish.

I wish something had gone wrong with his wish.

[trinicardinal]

Granted! Now its always Sunday and there's no work...of course that also means no pay either. You'll soon run out of food and your utilities will be cut because you didn't pay the bill.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

[strike wolf]

Granted but now a billion dollars is worth practically nothing and you find yourself broke and without a house.

I wish that I didn't have to worry about money.

[poptartpsycho18]

I wish that I didn't have to worry about money.

Granted, but now you have to worry about surviving on a deserted island which mysteriously has a Polar bear on it.

I wish I won every CC game I played.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's only because you use multis and thus get banned.

I wish I become a famous actor in hollywood.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but it's for doing midget porn and it's in Hollywood, MI.

I wish I had a teleporter.

[trinicardinal]

Granted but it only teleports you into the middle of space... Without any space suit.

I wish I could play on CC all day and not have to worry about anything.

[strike wolf]

Granted but you find that you don't like CC anymore.

I wish I was a famous actor in something other than porns.

[mpjh]

Granted, but you will die of Alzheimer's disease.

I wish George W Bush would resign early.

[strike wolf]

Granted but Cheney's lame duck moves end up dooming us all.

I wish that I didn't have that disease that that guy mentioned at some point ago.