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f*ck Casper Gomez and f*ck the fucking Diaz Brothers.
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"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader

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pimpdave wrote:"They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason you have such beautiful fucking sunsets."

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lmfao!

I loved that movie - thanks! :D
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Pedronicus wrote:f*ck Casper Gomez and f*ck the fucking Diaz Brothers.


Scarface, right?
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''We need bigger guns'' Godzilla 1998.
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edsdad wrote:''We need bigger guns'' Godzilla 1998.


I knew it was just a matter of time until somebody quoted the 1998 Godzilla
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"R2 has been known to make mistakes... from time to time."

Shucks, I bet somebody already posted that one.
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-Shaun of the Dead-

Can I get....any of you cunts.... a drink.
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Get me Rex Kramer.

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not a one liner, but one of my favourites...

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Conan The Barbarian:

Mongol General: Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

It doesn't get any better than that.......
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The Godfather II - "I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart!"

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Airplane:

Surely you can't be serious

Yes I am, and don't call me Shirley.



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Orange mocha frappucino!
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nagerous wrote:-Shaun of the Dead-

Can I get....any of you cunts.... a drink.


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"Beer is proof that God loves us" --- Ben Franklin
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"Beer, the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems."
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
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Nightmare on Elm Street Part 3:

Right before Freddy throws the girl through the tv screen, he says:

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It was one long party, and everybody loved it except those who found themselves impaled on wooden stakes between a chunk of cheese and pineapple.

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