"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride
"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/ Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/ Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright
Pop Fisher: Batting practice tomorrow, be there! Roy Hobbs: I have been. Every day.
Roy Hobbs: Red, it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got. Red Blow: I believe ya.
Open Range
The best Western ever made...in my most humble opinion.
[Charley Waite kicks Button off his horse. He falls into the river] Button: What you do that for? Charley Waite: Cheatin' at cards. Button: I apologized to you for that. Button [to Boss Spearman]: Eh, Boss? I apologized to him for that. Boss Spearman: Evidently he ain't over it yet.
Boss Spearman: I believe you have a friend of ours in your jail. His name's Mose Harrison. Sheriff Poole: Yeah, I got him here. He started a fight in the general store. Boss Spearman: Mose don't start fights. He just finishes them.
Sue Barlow: So is it marriage that scares you two, or putting down roots? Boss Spearman: No. Who'd have him? All rangy and mangy like a rough old dog. Charley Waite: How about I hold your head under water for just a little while?
Boss Spearman: I aim to kill Baxter and those that done this, and if that marshal gets in the way, I'm gonna kill him too. So you best get your mind right about what's got to be done, Charlie. Charley Waite: I got no problem with killing, Boss. Never have.
Charley Waite: Men are gonna get killed here today, Sue, and I'm gonna kill 'em.
Boss Spearman: It's a pretty day for making things right. Charley Waite: Well, enjoy it, 'cause once it starts, it's gonna be messy like nothing you ever seen.
Boss Spearman: We come for justice, not vengeance. Now them is two different things. Charley Waite: Not today they ain't.
Goodfellas
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Rocky
Adrian: Why do you wanna fight? Rocky: Because I can't sing or dance.
Rocky: Cut me, Mick.
Apollo Creed: Ain't gonna be no rematch. Rocky: Don't want one.
Rocky: Adrian!
El Capitan X wrote:The people in flame wars just seem to get dimmer and dimmer. Seriously though, I love your style, always a good read.
CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride
"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/ Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/ Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright
<3.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war. Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
Sackett58 wrote:Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
Casablanca
Rick also said: Never gonna give you up.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride
"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/ Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/ Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright
<3.
Had to live up to my rep for being overly verbose
Oh and..
Pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip. - Charlie Sheen I forgot the movie but loved the line.
CrazyAnglican wrote:"There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours." The Princess Bride
"But we'll never survive the Fire Swamp/ Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has." The Princess Bride
"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya; You killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride
"Ford Prefect: Hyperspace gives you the unpleasant sensation of being drunk/ Arthur Dent: What's so unpleasant about being drunk? Ford Prefect: Ask a glass of water." The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"But on the other hand......you have different fingers" Steven Wright
<3.
Had to live up to my rep for being overly verbose
Oh and..
Pack your bags we're going on a guilt trip. - Charlie Sheen I forgot the movie but loved the line.
Let's go fill this entire thread with The Princess Bride lines.
Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war. Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
