the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:46 pm

johnnyrotten wrote:
happysadfun wrote:The Beatles, The Monkees

Wow, you must have rich friends. And friends with magical powers.

the beatles are alive again?

No wonder HSF is in the jesus freaks.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:14 pm

DAZMCFC wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:...oooh, and i donated $2000 to charity...

$2000 dollars for charity,from a 19 year old student. F*CK ME SIDEWAYS
most students over here are skint, with big student loans sponging of the state.

it was my great uncles gift....i don't need the money, i have a rich family, and a job...

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:19 pm

arent u lucky...yay off to go take my drivers test... :roll:

im nervous

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:22 pm

gl...and yes, i'm very lucky...which is why i don't keep the money, i give it to people who can use it...

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:20 pm

damn it i failed :oops:

now i have to wait for a while for just an opening

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:22 pm

That sucks, which part got you?

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:12 pm

i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part

hefm · Post by **hefm** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:27 pm

hello
hello

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:31 pm

sportsdd2 wrote:i was so nervous so when i turned left on a green light i forgot about oncommming trafic and had to stop fast because this car came zooming by going straight. or else i would of pass if it wasnt for that one part

Too bad. Unless I make a mistake because of nerves, the only part that will give me any trouble is the parking

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 6:51 pm

nerves was my only fault...my common sence went away when nerves came

parking....wat kind?

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:24 pm

I'd hate to be rich.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:07 pm

wouldnt we all

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:22 pm

... I'm not a happy person generally.

misscrystal · Post by **misscrystal** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:23 pm

qeee1 wrote:I'd hate to be rich.

If I tried hard, I think I could make it work for me

.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 11:51 pm

Being rich sucks. Your parents always have money but they're too cheap to give any to you.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:07 am

lol my rents r just the opposite

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:25 am

Poor, poor week. James Brown passes, and then does Gerald Ford.

--Andy

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:45 am

anyone know how to syncranize and MP3 player??

dip · Post by **dip** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:57 am

the thing you guys have going against you is that not only are you just taking turns talking rubbish, but there is nothing of interest for anything to talk about and reply. maybe introduce some jokes or a heated discussion...i'll start

Whats pink and red, sits in the corner and gets smaller by the minute...

a baby with a potatoe peeler!

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:04 pm

What's worse than having a maggot in your apple? Half a maggot.

What's worse than having half a maggot in your apple? AIDS.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:10 pm

How do you get a baby out of a tree? Give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a piñata.

What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman on a children's playground.

How do you get 10 dead babies into a Tupperware bowl? Use a blender.

How do you get them out? Doritos.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:15 pm

What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can? Ten dead babies in a garbage can.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can? One dead baby in a ten garbage cans.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trashcan lid? A trashcan lid in a dead baby.

What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass? Make a coffee table.

What's the difference between a barrel of water and a barrel of babies? You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:39 pm

Dead baby jokes I would say aren't the least bit funny, they are disgusting and not funny. Same with any other racial jokes, who ever has said them is a jackass.

That is my 2 sence on things.

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:41 pm

Dead baby jokes are GOD DAMN BRILLIANT. My 1.03 pence or whatever it is.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:46 pm

Why did the headless baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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