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pimpdave wrote:I still blame Canada.

But also kind of Uzbekistan.


you watch too much south park, its Texas's fault.
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I blame all of USA -(minus) California.
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They're fucking heroes for it.

They deserve an independence day.
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Bastards, Scotland also give you Billy Connolly(best comedian ever) and Irn Bru. :D
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Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.

It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)
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pimpdave wrote:Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.

It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)



Bastard, Peru beat Scotland in the 78' World cup.
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DAZMCFC wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Irn Bru rhymes with blame Peru.

It's all their fault. (Peru, not Irn Bru)



Bastard, Peru beat Scotland in the 78' World cup.



Which is also why I blame Peru.
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I blame Scotland for their own defeat.
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DAZMCFC wrote:Bastards, Scotland also give you Billy Connolly(best comedian ever) and Irn Bru. :D


and Arbroath smokies.

And the amazing smoked haddock Mornay pancake I once had in an Inerness pancake house.

and William McGonagall, who should have been poet laureate.
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...and tarmac...
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....and tv....
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jonesthecurl wrote:...and tarmac...

Which they gave away to the Irish
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Pedronicus wrote:....and tv....


And there I was trying to defend 'em. Bastard Baird!
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Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.
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MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!


"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.

I guess you'd say no.
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Jenos Ridan wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!


"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.

I guess you'd say no.


I might be if he's a bonobo monkey that's been redefined as human...
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jonesthecurl wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Let's blame everyone, then it'll be noones fault!


"am I my brother's keeper?" asked a man a long, long time ago.

I guess you'd say no.


I might be if he's a bonobo monkey that's been redefined as human...


I don't think that was what he was getting at.
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There are two things in this world that I can't stand; people whom are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch.
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Recently Russia set Georgia aflame
For which Georgia deserves all of the blame.

(cause they were there, that's why)

(also because of poetic license)
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pimpdave wrote:Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.


There's a place that is known as Qatar,
Pimpdave told me about in a bar.
he said that it gets all the blame
'cos of the motherf*ck name,
and it's also very hard to rhyme with.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:There are two things in this world that I can't stand; people whom are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the dutch.


Be very careful to say Dutch as in Holland, not as in Pennsylvania Dutch, who are/were not even Dutch at all.
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Canada's too simple. You have to exotic when searching for the perfect scapegoat. I like to use Bhutan, personally.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
pimpdave wrote:Qatar has a funny name
so deserves all the blame.


There's a place that is known as Qatar,
Pimpdave told me about in a bar.
he said that it gets all the blame
'cos of the motherf*ck name,
and it's also very hard to rhyme with.

Or you could end with blah blah blah
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but if that's suppose to be a limerick it really is pushing the syllables something awful.
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