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comic boy wrote:If the American public carried rocket launchers around it could all have been avoided, more weapons = less deaths , obvious innit :D


unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people would 'pointlessly' blame the availability of rocket launchers for the deaths.

really, with a bit of training, giving everyone rocket launchers would be perfectly safe
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homeland rules wrote:
comic boy wrote:If the American public carried rocket launchers around it could all have been avoided, more weapons = less deaths , obvious innit :D


unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people would 'pointlessly' blame the availability of rocket launchers for the deaths.

really, with a bit of training, giving everyone rocket launchers would be perfectly safe


Oh thats so pathetic,everybody knows that rocket launchers are perfectly safe in trained hands, its people that destroy streets not anti ballistic missiles :x :x
In Switzerland every male has to carry a rocket launcher or they face a one year chocolate ban yet the streets of Zurich are almost entirely free of ruined buildings or rubble.
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comic boy wrote:
homeland rules wrote:unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people would 'pointlessly' blame the availability of rocket launchers for the deaths.

really, with a bit of training, giving everyone rocket launchers would be perfectly safe


Oh thats so pathetic,everybody knows that rocket launchers are perfectly safe in trained hands, its people that destroy streets not anti ballistic missiles :x :x
In Switzerland every male has to carry a rocket launcher or they face a one year chocolate ban yet the streets of Zurich are almost entirely free of ruined buildings or rubble.


i sure know that if some little chav tried to steal my hat in the street, i'd feel a lot better if i was able to turn around and turn him into a hole in the ground. people just walk all over you unless they can see that any criminal actions against you are going to result in a rocket to the head. also, the people that misuse such weapons are silly foreigners, not sensible people from my great and glorious country.

for a full history in the success of the US in training their countrymen to use weapons properly and safely, type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.
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homeland rules wrote: type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.



But that's not going to include Iraqi civilians now is it? :roll:
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jay_a2j wrote:
homeland rules wrote: type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.



But that's not going to include Iraqi civilians now is it? :roll:


even if you don't count iraqi citizens, then US have still notched up a body count equal to that of nasty old saddam, except the US' victims are people they are supposedly helping.

in fact, the greatest danger the british army faces today is the US army. that's pretty slick america.
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Snorri1234 wrote:Would using this image count as being a dick?

yes indeed... was it really called for? :roll:
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clapper011 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Would using this image count as being a dick?

yes indeed... was it really called for? :roll:


Yes. :D
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heavycola wrote: NO ONE FOUND THE ATTACKS HILARIOUS.


So what? Humor helps dealing with stress and it is absolutely normal for a human to joke about most horrid things. Read Rabelais or Chaucer. BTW, one famous modern writer is Vladimir Sorokin http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Sorokin, who was sued by descendants of various historical and cultural figures :mrgreen: If "Blue Lard" is ever translated into English, I highly recommend!! The gay sex scene between Stalin and Hitler will blow your mind away :mrgreen:


YOU BASTARD. How can you piss all over the feelings of homosexual nazis like that?

This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.
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comic boy wrote:
homeland rules wrote:
comic boy wrote:If the American public carried rocket launchers around it could all have been avoided, more weapons = less deaths , obvious innit :D


unfortunately the oh so sensitive health and safety brigade have banned rocket launchers because someone 'might' accidentally blow up a street with one and people would 'pointlessly' blame the availability of rocket launchers for the deaths.

really, with a bit of training, giving everyone rocket launchers would be perfectly safe


Oh thats so pathetic,everybody knows that rocket launchers are perfectly safe in trained hands, its people that destroy streets not anti ballistic missiles :x :x
In Switzerland every male has to carry a rocket launcher or they face a one year chocolate ban yet the streets of Zurich are almost entirely free of ruined buildings or rubble.


i think you people are far too complacent.
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heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.
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HapSmo19 wrote:
heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.


We can forgive his ignorance on this one, I think.
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Whats Al Queda's favorite football team?

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Snorri1234 wrote:Would using this image count as being a dick?

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Outstanding! I have to hand it to you Snorri, that one made me laugh (sorry Clapper).


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Neoteny wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:
heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.


We can forgive his ignorance on this one, I think.


OK, Whats a Louisiana Slugger?
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HapSmo19 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:
heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.


We can forgive his ignorance on this one, I think.


OK, Whats a Louisiana Slugger?


wow. are you really from the states?

Louisville Kentucky is famous for making hickory baseball bats, commonly referred to as a "Louisville Slugger"

http://www.slugger.com/story/history.html
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:lol:

This got allll twisted around.
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Katrina was a Louisiana slugger - oh shit! There i go again, laughing at someone else's misfortune . . . waitaminute, i live across the lake from New Orleans . . . hell, i wish davey were here to explain this one to me. Must be some kind of reverse psycho neurosis.


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jay_a2j wrote:
homeland rules wrote: type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.
But that's not going to include Iraqi civilians now is it? :roll:

Why should we? They're not important.
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Dancing Mustard wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:
homeland rules wrote: type 'US friendly fire' into google. you will be quite comprehensively shown that americans are the most careful race in the planet when it comes to who they point their guns at.
But that's not going to include Iraqi civilians now is it? :roll:

Why should we? They're not important.


i think dave might have seen an iraqi citizen getting shot online once. does that change anything?
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HapSmo19 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:
heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.


We can forgive his ignorance on this one, I think.


OK, Whats a Louisiana Slugger?


I was referring to HC's ignorance.
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Neoteny wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
HapSmo19 wrote:
heavycola wrote:This thread needs to be kicked in the face, bottled, poisoned, stamped on and beaten to death with a Louisiana slugger.


I think you mean Louisville Slugger.


We can forgive his ignorance on this one, I think.


OK, Whats a Louisiana Slugger?


I was referring to HC's ignorance.


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Actually I think you'll find that the Louisville Slugger is used in the sport of rounders...
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baseball is the manly american sport though, and therefor the one that counts. i mean come on, it's so manly they have to wear helmets
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Cant be a real mans sport or they would all be carrying guns and/or rocket launchers !
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