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Who's da man?

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Some guys on here after reading their posts no matter if it's a negative or positive one- you walk away still chuckling. Some just have the natural ability at writing pros to express their wit. Jiminsky is certainly talented- although most of his stuff goes way over my head. I enjoy Fruit's post in the Congrats thread as well. Who is your favorite poster ? My choice without a doubt goes to Incand. No one gets me to laugh so hard that I stalk his posts to start off my day.

A recent post in Suggestion- It wouldn't do it justice if I took pieces of it so I'll post it in it's entirety.

Incandenza wrote:Concise description:
A better "join a game" system for team games

Specifics:
The problem of coordination of joining public team games has always been a problem. It has already been suggested (and has been on the to-do list since the Cretaceous Era) to allow the creator of a team game to make the game initially private until one or more teammates joins, whereupon the game becomes public.

However, I believe that this doesn't go far enough.

Allow me to elucidate. This evening, I fancied a speed doubles game against some skilled opponents, partnered with a friend of mine. However, somewhere in the half-second between which I and he clicked "join game", some stroke joined the game. So I ended up partnered with an uncommunicative private with what I would speculate to be a severe learning disorder and perhaps some mild mental retardation. Or perhaps it was his pet iguana actually playing the game. Tho that would have to be a somewhat-brighter-than-usual iguana.

That notwithstanding, t'would be nice for a player to be able to configure his profile so that when he or she is the first to join an existing team game as a member of the opposing team(s), a teammate cannot join the game without a password or membership on the first player's friend list or some sort of verification to prevent this sort of massively annoying spectacle from occurring.

This will improve the following aspects of the site:
It will be easier for people to join already started team games with the expectation that they can play with friends without elaborately coordinating schedules
It will prevent the sort of inadvertent partnership described above, a partnership that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

To be perfectly honest, the fact that the existing public team game system has continued as long as it has is an embarrassment. I guarantee that every team player on this site has a story about some wanker wandering into their games by accident.

And to the first person that says "just create and join private games", I say that YOU are the problem, public games need to be encouraged, and sometimes I want to play new competition without fear of being partnered with Corky from "Life Goes On."
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I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.
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BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Wow that was witty...
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BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learntcorrect English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D
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comic boy wrote:Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learnt correct English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D
I suppose you ended up at a French school then; a student using the OED would know not to bastardize their spelling just to look different. Blame the UK mass media I guess. All those tabloids are a nasty habit.
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BaldAdonis wrote:
comic boy wrote:Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learnt correct English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D
I suppose you ended up at a French school then; a student using the OED would know not to bastardize their spelling just to look different. Blame the UK mass media I guess. All those tabloids are a nasty habit.



I was not making any claims about the strength of my grammar though was I :lol:
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comic boy wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:
comic boy wrote:Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learnt correct English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D
I suppose you ended up at a French school then; a student using the OED would know not to bastardize their spelling just to look different. Blame the UK mass media I guess. All those tabloids are a nasty habit.



I was not making any claims about the strength of my grammar though was I :lol:


When you correct someone else's, you do indirectly.
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Can we please stay on topic and go back to discussing how awesome I am? :lol:
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Incandenza wrote:Can we please stay on topic and go back to discussing how awesome I am? :lol:



You da man- da nuts.... come on show me some of that wit on Baldy. I need my daily dose of hysteria.
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Scott-Land wrote:I need my daily dose of hysteria.



Good call
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comic boy wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learntcorrect English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D


Four posts in and you're already trying to ruin another thread.
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wrestler1ump wrote:
Four posts in and you're already trying to ruin another thread.


Pot meet Kettle.
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Scott-Land wrote: My choice without a doubt goes to Incand. No one gets me to laugh so hard that I stalk his posts to start off my day.


Incandenza is def my favorite too.. but from there to stalk his posts...well... i'm not sure about that...

My absolute favorite one was that one back in the old days, about avatars, started by Sargentgeneral when someone decided to use his avvy:

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Of course, after 2 hours, everyone in the forums had the same avatar, so trying to read that thread was a nightmare.
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Incandenza wrote:In national news tonight, computer geeks across the country were felled by epileptic fits. It seems that these people, predominantly young, male, and single, were all members of an online games site called Conquer Club. The source of the epilepsy is as yet unknown, but a source inside the investigation has told this reporter that the paramedics that rushed the stricken geeks to the hospital noticed that all their computer screens were displaying an online forum thread about alleged avatar theft.

Conquer Club is wholly owned by a shadowy Canadian oligarch known only by the name 'Lackattack'. His office declined to comment, and when we attempted to interview Mr. Lackattack in person, we were chased off by mustachioed belligerents and what appeared to be a curious monkey.

Now, sports.


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comic boy wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learntcorrect English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D


We won the war, so it's our language now. That'll learn you some American(the language).

I'm a fan of Neoteny, and JonestheCurl... sometimes, even Frop...
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
comic boy wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learntcorrect English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D


We won the war, so it's our language now. That'll learn you some American(the language).

I'm a fan of Neoteny, and JonestheCurl... sometimes, even Frop...


I seem to have Whump and this hillbilly stalking me, guess I am pretty special :D
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Juan_Bottom wrote:
comic boy wrote:
BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Shame they did not send you to a decent school where you would have learntcorrect English grammar rather than a bastardised American version :D


We won the war, so it's our language now. That'll learn you some American(the language).

I'm a fan of Neoteny, and JonestheCurl... sometimes, even Frop...



I enjoy Jims posts though they often lose me halfway through, I doubt that half educated rednecks like him above would understand a word :lol:
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comic boy wrote:
I enjoy Jims posts though they often lose me halfway through, I doubt that half educated rednecks like him above would understand a word :lol:


Yeah see- and I thought it was just the way you Brits spoke. I don't feel nearly as bad now! :lol:
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that is actually a decent suggestion though...
and quite fricken hilarious
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BaldAdonis wrote:I always like reading Scott-Land's posts, and then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation.


Pity your grammar isn't any better.

Your comma suggests that you are using a conjunction with "and" to bring two independent clauses together. Thus your sentence would have to be grammatically correct also as....

"I always like reading Scott-Land's posts. Then thanking my parents for sending me to school where I learned grammar and punctuation."

Hehe... I just find it amusing where people point out flaws in grammar when they have their own. I'm not a grammar freak by any means... just wanted to point it out.
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comic boy wrote:hillbilly
comic boy wrote:half educated rednecks

In-jun actually.
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I like robinette and owenshooter's posts as well as jiminski's and khazalid's
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Frop's not only da man, he's da shit, if we were to talk gangzta.
No seriously, I do like his posts. Think he's the only one who squeezes his wit into one sentence punch- lines.
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hwhrhett says some funny shit in game chat. One time I told him that I had invited someone from callouts to the game. He, knowing how I feel about callouts, replies, "those savages".

I was cracking the f*ck up.
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RashidJelzin always has something funny to say. You know now when he will need a sandwich. ;) Oh wait he has whump for that. :lol: :lol:
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Scott-Land wrote:come on show me some of that wit on Baldy. I need my daily dose of hysteria.


Sorry, I really got nothin' against BA, if for no other reason than that he's pretty damn good in foggy waterloo 1v1s...

ABSOLUTE_MASTER wrote:Incandenza is def my favorite too.. but from there to stalk his posts...well... i'm not sure about that...

My absolute favorite one was that one back in the old days, about avatars, started by Sargentgeneral when someone decided to use his avvy


Awwww, thanks AM. For the record, that's prolly my all-time favorite thing I've written on this gods-accursed site.

And additionally for the record, I'd say that my favorite poster would have to be Zaw. Robin has her moments, but she's kinda fallen down the "I'll just recycle that dice-hacking post, then throw up a cute image from photobucket" rabbit-hole in recent months. :D
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