Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[animorpherv1]

Granted, but it hates you soo much, it grows legs and walks away.

I wish that my last post had a wish in it.

[God Emperor Q]

wish granted, but you suddenly become dyslexic and can't read what you wished for.

I wish i was a hollywood star

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but you're one of the concrete stars on the walk of fame, and you're dolly parton.

I wish for three dollars and 17 cents

[bryguy]

granted, but its counterfeit money and you get arrested and taken to area 51 to be experimented on





i wish that the name of this thread was "Grant a Wish Foundation" and that the rules stated that you can not corrupt any wishes

[animorpherv1]

Wish granted, but the thread gets boring.

I wish that I was burned alive.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted by the smell of roasting animorph makes you hungry as you die.

I wish I'd thought of something more pleasant to post.

[Pedronicus]

granted, but you're too thick to understand that the wish was bestowed upon you and forgot to wish for it. Goldfish brain.


I wish I had a hairy chest, medallion, and satin shirt with some serious f*ck off collars [circa 1973] and could disco dance my way out of a competition with my eyes closed.

[CBlake]

granted, but while disco dancing with your eyes close you broke your legs and had to retire

I wish for a condom

[jonesthecurl]

granted, but your dad turns up in a time machine, steals it, takes it back to the night of your conception and POP! you wink out of existence.

I wish I could replace that goldfish brain with a better one.

[animorpherv1]

Granted, but then noone will hang out with you anymore.

[animorpherv1]

Ooops! my wish!

I wish for a pack of hungry hyenas

[strike wolf]

granted but they are all veggies and there for your plan to have them eat your school rival doesn't work.

I wish someone besides me would come up with an incorruptable wish.

[apey]

Granted I did it right now but since my wish of chatter box posts counting your thread becomes over run but spamalots grows just as fast

I wish chatter box posts count

[hecter]

Granted. They now count for -1 posts.

I wish these grapes were off the wall.

[apey]

granted but now they are watermelons


I wish brad pitt was in my room in my bed right now with angie waiting







(don't be perverted that would be one hellova money shot millions I say millions)

[jonesthecurl]

granted but you were evicted yesterday.

I wish i won more CC games.

[strike wolf]

Granted but everyone thinks you use secret alliances and no one will play you anymore.

I wish I had a new friend.

[hecter]

Granted, but it's a transvestite midget hooker.

I wish I had a transvestite midget hooker friend.

[Joodoo]

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish for a waffle.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's no more real than my new friend is.

I wish my life was more like a movie.

[apey]

granted but it is a stoopid movie

I wish I didn't have to watch that retarded movie

[hecter]

Granted. Instead you're watching the worst porno ever.

I wish I was in that porno.

[bryguy]

granted, but the only copy of it gets shredded to pieces while your inside it.




I wish for more smileys

[jonesthecurl]

g r a n t e d
but you turn into gregrios

I wish for less smilies.

[animorpherv1]

granted. Experession is now useless

I wish for money.