Movie quote retort game

[jonesthecurl]

"Hi!"
"How are ya?"
"High!"

(Fritz the Cat)

[Snorri1234]

Silas: So, you trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh?
Jamal: Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?
Silas: Right.
Jamal and Silas: Right...

[Sackett58]

Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Animal House

[Pedronicus]

f*ck Casper Gomez and f*ck the fucking Diaz brothers
An irate Cuban chap talking to his employer

[Sackett58]

Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more

Johnny Paycheck

[timmyboz]

"Buster, He stole the heat...
With a rock steady beat"

[oaktown]

"Buster, He stole the heat...
With a rock steady beat"

Actually, I believe it's "Buster, he sold the heat" as it's a tribute to Prince Buster.

[Sackett58]

Goose: Great balls of fire!

[mandyb]

The starting point of all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. Weak desire brings weak results, Just as a small amount of fire makes a small amount of heat.

Naploeon Hill

[Sackett58]

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
Mae West

[mandyb]

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.


Cher

[Snorri1234]

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Hi.

[Sackett58]

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope

[mandyb]

Physically I'm in pretty good shape,
but mentally I'm comatose.

Marilyn Monroe

[mandyb]

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Hi.

Insinuation is easy.
I need proof.

[Sackett58]

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

Hi.

Insinuation is easy.
I need proof.

A man's kiss is his signature.
Mae West

[mandyb]

A man's kiss is his signature...

...often signed with a goose quill dipped in venom.

[Sackett58]

Slim kisses Steve]
Steve: What did you do that for?
Slim: I've been wondering if I'd like it.
Steve: What's the decision?
Slim: I don't know yet.
[They kiss again]
Slim: It's even better when you help.

To Have and Have Not

[mandyb]

Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.

[Sackett58]

[after Sally fakes orgasm in a deli]
Older Woman Customer: [to waiter] I'll have what she's having.

When Harry Meet Sally

[mandyb]

An orgasm is just a reflex.
like a sneeze.

[Sackett58]

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey

[jonesthecurl]

I practise on my own a lot in my spare time

Woody Allen

[singlife]

"The sad thing about women, is that they think they prefer kissing, as they have been brought up on a diet of Disney and bullshit.
They are too thick to realise what they really want, IS A GOOD HARD, SHAG."

(Mother Teresa).

[mandyb]

Men who despise women, usually can't get one.

anon