Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[HapSmo19]

Granted. But,....you know,....you really could stand to lose thirty pounds or so.

I wish I had a brand new CR450f.

[animorpherv1]

Granted, but since I don't know what it looks like, and I get you a broken one.

I wish I had cookies and cream ice cream (Yum! )

[apey]

granted but it is an of brand and doesn't taste as yummy as you thought

I wish that my house was self cleaning

[shadowsteel9]

granted but in order to keep the house clean, the house kills the humans living there and dips them in shalack as to make sure you couldn't dirty the house

[Eigidansei]

Wish?

I wish that my bro wasnt so ugly

[apey]

granted but because there has to be an ugly one You are now ugly

I wish that I never had to cook again

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but all you get to eat is raw liver

I wish for a KOOL-AID

[Eigidansei]

Ok i toss the Kool aid guy on top of u.

I wish apey wasnt a girl

[demon7896]

granted, but it turns out apey's gay and rapes you.

i wish that this game would end.

[shadowsteel9]

Granted, sorry for you but i'm a necromancer and bring this game back to life.

I wish for a water jug

[demon7896]

granted, but there's oil in the bottom.

i wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish.

[singcricketsing]

Wish granted, but it's the only one. Thus, none of your real wishes count

I wish for a gift subscription to CC

[bryguy]

granted. You get a gift subscription to Cats Care (CC).


I wish that i had a genie to grant my EVERY wish, and that it couldnt corrupt any of my wishes

[demon7896]

granted, but the genie chokes and dies.

i wish that i wouldn't wish this wish, so this really isn't is a wish, but i wish that is was a wish.

[bryguy]

granted, but u waste a perfectly good wish for something pointless, and you go crazy with guilt and die



i wish for a cookie!

[Joodoo]

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for time to freeze.

[DarkMalkin]

Granted, but it only affects you!

I wish I could fly!

[Joodoo]

Granted, but you get shot down by poachers.

I wish for Barack Obama to become the next president of USA and not be assassinated.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but he chokes on a fish bone and dies that way

I wish for some triscuits

[animorpherv1]

Granted, but there poisoned

[bryguy]

granted, but your wish that you didnt make is corrupted somehow




i wish for a wish thats a wishy washy wish. But not just any wishy washy wishy, a wash that trumps ALL washs... uh... wishes

IN OTHER WORDS


i wish for a washing machine

[singcricketsing]

granted, but your washing machine outwashes all other wishy washy washing machines and turns and eats you...

I wish I could finish (and win!) my freestyle games before I leave for the next week...

[shadowsteel9]

granted but the server crashes and you loose all your points

I wish for the "best of Journey" CD

[bryguy]

granted, but it gets delivered to you on a 110 degree F day, and when you open the box the cd is melted



i wish that my life werent so complicated

[shadowsteel9]

Granted, your life ends

I wish for a bottle cap