Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[bryguy]

granted, but a stray dog eats them before you can



i wish that we could stop playing this game

[n00blet]

Granted, but then you have nothing left in your life and die alone.

I wish that nothing bad, from any perspective, will come from my wish!!!!!

[jay_a2j]

Granted but all the bad stuff comes to your family and friends.



I wish the next poster would buy me premium.

[n00blet]

Granted, but its a premium subscription to a free gay porn site of your choice.

I wish that people never played on that terrible atrocity known as Doodle Earth again.

[bryguy]

granted. it gets renamed from Doodle Earth to Scribble Earth


i wish that i got payed more for babysitting

[strike wolf]

Granted but since your price is so high no one hires you.

I wish I was the greatest guitarist of all time.

[Nickbaldwin]

Granted but your fingers fall off and people laugh.

I wish I was gay.

[n00blet]

Granted....but then you realize that maybe getting pounded in the ass isn't as fun as you originally thought (not hating on gays, just ruining a wish )

I wish that people would stop making multis

[strike wolf]

Granted but the number of secret alliances goes through the roof.

I wish that I had a twin.

[frogger4]

you find out that you actually have an identical twin, but that you were raised by different families. Unfortunately, because CC now uses DNA testing to bust multis, you get banned because he plays CC too!


I wish this counted toward my postcount

[strike wolf]

Granted but it only counts toward your post count on a nazi chat site. Finding out about all your posts their, your jewish neighbors beat the shit out of you over and over again.

I wish that I had an evil twin.

[sfhbballnut]

Granted, but he's got a soft side and is really not that cool

I wish for a working computer

[wcaclimbing]

Granted, now he's working the job your dad used to work. So your family doesn't have any more money.

I wish these forums were as active during the night as they are in the day (nighttime in USA)

[strike wolf]

Granted, but all the excess spam causes Wicked to forum ban everyone.

I wish for an evil pet.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted.
[bigimg]http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1111/1111_woodland_critters.jpg[/bigimg]
But then they cut your head off and have a blood orgy with your blood.


I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.

[wcaclimbing]

I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.

Granted, but you just failed Elementary School Spelling.
Conquerer means nothing.

I wish my score will never be Conqueror.

[muy_thaiguy]

I wish I could be CC's Conquerer.

Granted, but you just failed Elementary School Spelling.
Conquerer means nothing.

I wish my score will never be Conqueror.

Granted, but in turn, you lose your home, car, computer, and your bananas.

I wish they would make a Halo 4 game soon.

[wcaclimbing]

I wish they would make a Halo 4 game soon.

granted, but they replaced Master Chief with Hello Kitty.

[animorpherv1]

You kill the world, since you didn't wish

I wish that I killed the world

[Joodoo]

You kill the world, since you didn't wish

I wish that I killed the world

Granted, but you're part of the world too, so you kill yourself.

I wish for no pollution.

[animorpherv1]

Granted, then, while they congratulate you in ur party, u die.

I wish that I killed all the world [eb] except me[/b], and while IO was in space, I ha a space suit

[l3eater]

Granted, however while you were in space, you got pulled into the Earths atmosphere and you burned ta death

I wish i had a monkey

[apey]

granted but it gives you aids

I wish that I had a bag of Fritos

[cena-rules]

granted but they are all mouldy

I wish I was drunk

[apey]

granted but you drank way too much and are now vomiting violently

I wish that I was not so hungry
mmm food