Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[jonesthecurl]

granted, but only in mandarin chinese.

I wish someone could type that for me in mandarin chinese, upside down.

[animorpherv1]

Wish not granted, I don't know mandarin chinese.

I wish all CC'S became fat.

[jonesthecurl]

Wish not granted, I don't know mandarin chinese.

You lose.

[bryguy]

from jones wish... dont know if this is mandarin, but im pretty sure its chinese:

给予我希望
望希我予给

[Joodoo]

please do note that Mandarin is spoken, not written.
what bryguy just wrote is simplified chinese

[bryguy]

oh. oh well. in that case...

Not granted. U disappear and are never seen again


i wish for a rubber ducky!

[shadowsteel9]

Granted, but you are hunted down by the cast of sessame street

I wish for a usb drive

[n00blet]

Granted, but then you accidentally lend it to your mother without removing your porn. D'OH

I wish for the next post to be unitelligable

[shadowsteel9]

granted but it's only to you

I wish for 1,000,000 canadian penies

[Joodoo]

Granted, but penies is not a word so no one understands what you're saying.

I wish for money!

[strike wolf]

Granted, but it's all monopoly money.

I wish the picture on the 100 dollar bill was mine.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but it makes it worth even less then the penny.

I wish something bad would happen to the person that makes a wish after the one that is after me.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but the bad thing is i go to prison for killing you

I wish for ice cream cake

[apey]

Granted but it melts faster than you can eat it

I wish that I wasn't so bored

[bryguy]

granted, you turn into an ant and are kept busy for the rest of your short life before you get squished


i wish for another apple computer

[strike wolf]

granted, it lands on top of your old one ruining both.

I wish for the world's best computer. That's both pocket sized and unbreakable.

[apey]

granted but it has a worm and will never work properly

I wish that I was an awesome hacker

[bryguy]

granted, but you cant get into anything protected by norton, and everyone suddenly has it


i wish for pizza!

[demon7896]

granted, but its anchovies.

i wish i was conqueror.

[Simon Viavant]

Granted, but only because everyone else on CC are multis and get banned.

I wish I had $1,000,000, right here, right now.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's quickly stolen.

I wish the computer I wished for in the last post not only didn't have a worm but was immune to both worms and viruses.

[Simon Viavant]

Granted, but it gets stolen and the thief uses it to take over the world.

I wish I had $1,000,000,000 in an indistuctable safe that's locked in my house and only I know the combination.

[shadowsteel9]

Granted but it's a billion dollar giftcard to victoria's secret

I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted

[bryguy]

no





i wish that shadow hadnt just wasted a perfectly great wish

[demon7896]

no. he did.

i wish that we could stop making invincible wishes.