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Re: What would you do...

Postby Juan_Bottom on Sat May 31, 2008 11:55 pm

spurgistan wrote:Liquidate every single asset I can find (or steal, as long as I don't get caught in two weeks I'm home free, right?) take the money down to the waterfront, spend every last dime on pure, uncut cocaine, and have me one hell of a last two weeks.



I have an unrelated question. Is that your child pictured with you?
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Re: What would you do...

Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:00 am

Juan_Bottom wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Go on a rampage and invade England, force you to stop drinking tea and eating crumpets! :twisted:


Then die, and everything goes back to normal........

Not if I have destroyed all the docks in Britain.
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Re: What would you do...

Postby whitestazn88 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:08 am

i'd have a lot of sex, with as many women as possible, forced or consensual
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Re: What would you do...

Postby Dancing Mustard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:54 am

Get banned.
Have a whole load of sex.
Spend the last two days commiting crimes, and performing anti-social acts that I've always wanted to do for laughs.

Eg. http://youtube.com/watch?v=SouTgWtWOOE
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Re: What would you do...

Postby nagerous on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:43 pm

Splash out all of my money on one last two week binge of everything whilst travelling wherever the wind takes me. Then spend the last couple of days "finding God" so just incase he does exist I'm not fucked to a life of burning in hell.
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Re: What would you do...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:01 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Confess my honest-to-god love to 5 girls, and try to get with at least one of them.

Happy suggs? ;)


Only 5? =P~
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Re: What would you do...

Postby Snorri1234 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:02 pm

InkL0sed wrote:Confess my honest-to-god love to 5 girls, and try to get with at least one of them.


Word. I'd be lying but at least I'd get laid.


Also, I'm with mustard on the doing awesome stuff.
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Re: What would you do...

Postby suggs on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:03 pm

I would play Guess Who.
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Re: What would you do...

Postby Nickbaldwin on Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:11 pm

Speed smoking FTW
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Re: What would you do...

Postby Juan_Bottom on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:09 pm

I have this neighbor that I've always wanted to beat the piss out of.
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