Dammit, I KNEW I knew that line. It's been bugging me for days now...
Predator.
Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.
Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties.
I know that I laughed hard at this part I might mess up movies but I'm quite sure it's Evolution.
"Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the Gods" (Church of Gaming) "amazzony is a beast" (Woodruff)
gdeangel wrote:Ummmm... Ursula in "The Little Mermaid"?
You are right, gdeangel, your turn!
Oh, come on! It was supposed to be a tough one Little Mermaid it is... if I have known that it's so easy then I'd put my favourite quote (mwuhah, you'll get it anyway):
The seaweed is always greener In somebody else's lake .... Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea .... The newt play the flute The carp play the harp The plaice play the bass And they soundin' sharp The bass play the brass The chub play the tub The fluke is the duke of soul (Yeah)
"Thou shalt accept thy dice rolls as the will of the Gods" (Church of Gaming) "amazzony is a beast" (Woodruff)
In keeping with the theme, here's one from one of my favorites:
Man1: Here's your bones, Tony. Man2: Okay, bones. Bones? Whassa matta for you, Joe? I break-a your face-e! Tonight, Butch-a he's-a get the best in the house!
Character 1: Fill them pews, people, that's the key. Grab the little ones as well. Hook 'em while they're young. Character 2: Kind of like the tobacco industry? Character 1: Christ, if only we had their numbers.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. Ulysses S. Grant
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Quote 1: do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?
No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:
Quote 2: Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. Ulysses S. Grant
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Quote 1: do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?
No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:
Quote 2: Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.
Quote 1: do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?
No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:
Quote 2: Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.
The Matador?
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
Quote 1: do i look like a beautiful blonde with big t1ts and an a$$ that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? no. no, okay then why are you telling me all this bullsh1t?
No takers? Okay, I'll throw in a 2nd one:
Quote 2: Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a 'f'uck if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that 'f'uckin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the 'b'itch of the bunch. First one is tough, no 'f'uckin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no 'f'uckin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? $hit now I do it just to watch their 'f'uckin' expessions change.
Is it True Romance?
yes, that is correct.
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. Ulysses S. Grant
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
I definitely recognized the quote... but I'm still not placing it. I even just searched "True Romance" to see if I can remember anything about it and am drawing blanks - but I must have seen it at some point. Unfortunately, I can't even rent it easily b/c every video store near me has closed down - they are being replaced by those "Red Box" vending machines, which basically are a "top 40" version of movie rentals. Has anyone else had this happen near them?
gh, Gag, Gasp - looks like I'm going to have to get netflix.
My ever constant two last games seem to have no end in sight!
I might mess up movies but I'm quite sure it's Evolution.
Little Mermaid it is... if I have known that it's so easy then I'd put my favourite quote (mwuhah, you'll get it anyway): 
