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Suggs needs to get laid

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If I were one of the many Brits on this forum and thus rather close to suggs, I would like to think I would take it up on myself to get this dude laid. Now, I probably wouldn't have much success in such a venture, but seeing as how I'm on the other side of the Atlantic, I'm not suggesting I do it.

Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or girlfriends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.

The man needs and deserves it.
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I am sure he would agree with you.
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Suggs hasn't replied in the last several minutes. He must be on his way to the airport for that plane to Canada.
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Oh, I'm not really interested in sex ;)
I'm not, of course, egocentric, but objectively speaking THIS IS THE BEST THREAD THAT HAS EVER BEEN MADE.

*desperate last ditch attempt to restore credibility -Last Seen Quite A While Ago, Actually - I think you'll find Cheap Blind Sue was a bit of a result on the ol' Wiggly Jiggly score, actually.

On a serious note: YES, I DO. ;)
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hehehe :P i doubt he is ;)
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I'm flying into Omaha, ETA 8 hrs from now.
Thats in the middle, isnt it?
Thought i could work out like a spider, which incidently is a rather fun position.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS???? I'm going to Omaha next weekend for 3 days.
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Omaha: Let's get sexy!!! 2008
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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You can't come. (pun intended)
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Don't read the fine print in the post above...

As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.
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Empress Wu wrote:Don't read the fine print in the post above...

As opposed to Wicked, I'm not going to Omaha, Suggy-darling - so no date here either.


Either way, it offers a simple solution.
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wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)

Not while you're in my eye-line, that's for sure...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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wicked wrote:You can't come. (pun intended)



Where's my :geek: ? :!: :!: Oh Wicked [-X
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How about Cleavland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=related
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That's not a Rick-Roll...
Wayne wrote:Wow, with a voice like that Dancing Mustard must get all the babes!

Garth wrote:Yeah, I bet he's totally studly and buff.
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There's nothing wrong with ohio...

Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.
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The1exile wrote:There's nothing wrong with ohio...

Actually, I don't know, I've never been there.


WHY, OH WHY, OH WHY, OH --
WHY DID I EVER LEAVE OHIO?
WHY DID I WANDER TO FIND WHAT LIES YONDER
WHEN LIFE WAS SO COZY AT HOME?

WOND’RING WHILE I WANDER,
WHY DID I FLY?
WHY DID I ROAM?
OH, WHY OH, WHY OH
DID I LEAVE OHIO?
MAYBE I’D BETTER GO

Actually I've never been there either. ;)
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Dancing Mustard wrote:That's not a Rick-Roll...
True, I don't really get the whole "rickroll" movement, it was funny the first week or so.

It's a weather reporter in a snow storm in Cleavland, I can't stop watching it, you need to see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxmc9_An ... re=related

All the little chicks with the crimson lips sayin' "Cleavland rocks, Cleavland rocks!"
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InkL0sed wrote:Basically, what I'm saying is this -- one of you Brits needs to get suggs laid! Either by offering yourselves, your wives or daughters or cousins or friends, or one of your 'hos if you happen to be a pimp.


ill let him have any of the above mentioned
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Re: Suggs needs to get laid

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You're making a mistake paying any attention to Suggs.
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