by happysadfun on Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:29 pm
North and South: Book Two
Sam: My political party decided that I should run. Being with a woman who's stood trial for murder is a bit of a ... risk?
*tries to walk out*
Virgilia: I don't think that's how it's going to end, Sam.
*takes out six shot revolver and shoots him multiple times*
Virgilia: Poor Sam.

Children, this is what happens to hockey players, druggies, and Hillary Clinton.
Rope. Tree. Hillary. Some assembly required.