Help me with my homework -- no, this is actually fun!

[InkL0sed]

So, part of my incredibly simple Computer Science homework is to make up 6 teachers' last names.

Anybody have any good suggestions? The more creative/funny, the better -- vulgarities however are not advised, since my teacher will be seeing this...

This is what I've come up with:

Strangler
Maximillian-Roswell
Darfus
Shawty
Mortuary
Tiny

[bradleybadly]

Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?

[InkL0sed]

Aren't you the same guy that asked for help with his debate?

Yeah... so?

I don't actually rely on forums to do my homework, it's just sometimes helpful and/or amusing to ask about it here.

[bradleybadly]

Yeah... so?

So do your own homework

[InkL0sed]

Dude. I obviously don't need help coming up with 6 random names. This is just for amusement purposes.

[gimil]

Yeah... so?

So do your own homework

Using a large forum like CC's is an excellent way to acces large bulks of information. Personally I think using this forum is a great idea by ink.

Just my 2p worth.

[jnd94]

Injured

[chaosfactor]

I got Bollocked for trying to sell drugs in the flame forum, so I really think you should not be trying to sell out your inability, here on Chatter Box, liter-alley go figure

[Frigidus]

Switch Shawty with Tedworthy and you're good.

[borox0]

Hyde?

[jonesthecurl]

Fitz-Gussett.*
Smacker
Whacker
Cane
De'Tention
Pompuss

*on second thoughts, no - wot about Marx

[bspride]

Computer Science? I love that class!
How about:
Lo
Long
Sanchez

[ranck3]

Webber... I dont know.

[fireedud]

Tou should name them after people on CC.

[jbrettlip]

How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?

[InkL0sed]

How about:

Pascal
Fortran
C++
10101000101001010

and two other dorky computer references?

I like Pascal and Fortran, the next two not so much.

I'd make it:
Dr. Lisp
Dr. Java
Dr. Pascal
Dr. Fortran
Dr. Perl
(Dr. Brainfuck if I didn't care about who I was sending it to...)
Hm...

[Minister Masket]

How about "Dr Fishmonger" for your last one.

[Bertros Bertros]

Kinevil. Its a great name and if they had a son he could be Franklin Ulysses Clint Kinevil which would allow him to have a credit card with the name F U C Kinevil. Awesome. Anwyay as it computer science shouldn't at least one of them be called Babbage?

[The1exile]

I would use Christian rather than Clint, tbh.

[Bertros Bertros]

Naturally. But either way the card would look like this which is well worth the money down the deed poll centre no?

[The1exile]

Oh certainly. Is it cheaper to have it done in Amsterdam?

[Dancing Mustard]

The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...

[InkL0sed]

The obvious answers of 'Who' and 'Doctor' have been strangely overlooked I feel...