DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?

[NeoTony]

heh. I never claimed to know shit, norse (excuse me, NeoTony). All I said was that I appreciate a strong argument, and I've seen a few of them come from DM. I've seen f*ck in the way of wit come from you, however I will admit you have a way with insults.

Jeez..that time of the month already?

Ooooh bitch-slaps and handbags at 20 paces. You say "i don't know shit" which to me is a fair assesment, and then go on to say make a bold statement, which thoroughly contradicts your previous statement "oh well i woud usually laugh at someone who argues with norse"..which is it? stick yto one story, you kinda lose browny-points when you blatanly change the tune you whistle to in such a short space of time.

I hear PMS it makes you ladies all fuzzy and beligerent. Go have a bar of a choclate, that'll calm your nerves.

[NeoTony]

This doesnt get any easier...they're getting wetter by the day.

[DaGip]

heh. I never claimed to know shit, norse (excuse me, NeoTony). All I said was that I appreciate a strong argument, and I've seen a few of them come from DM. I've seen f*ck in the way of wit come from you, however I will admit you have a way with insults.

Jeez..that time of the month already?

Ooooh bitch-slaps and handbags at 20 paces. You say "i don't know shit" which to me is a fair assesment, and then go on to say make a bold statement, which thoroughly contradicts your previous statement "oh well i woud usually laugh at someone who argues with norse"..which is it? stick yto one story, you kinda lose browny-points when you blatanly change the tune you whistle to in such a short space of time.

I hear PMS it makes you ladies all fuzzy and beligerent. Go have a bar of a choclate, that'll calm your nerves.

I heard that Norse was a Black Irishman....

[NeoTony]

I heard he was an asian princess.

[Ditocoaf]

heh. I never claimed to know shit, norse (excuse me, NeoTony). All I said was that I appreciate a strong argument, and I've seen a few of them come from DM. I've seen f*ck in the way of wit come from you, however I will admit you have a way with insults.

Jeez..that time of the month already?

Ooooh bitch-slaps and handbags at 20 paces. You say "i don't know shit" which to me is a fair assesment, and then go on to say make a bold statement, which thoroughly contradicts your previous statement "oh well i woud usually laugh at someone who argues with norse"..which is it? stick yto one story, you kinda lose browny-points when you blatanly change the tune you whistle to in such a short space of time.

I hear PMS it makes you ladies all fuzzy and beligerent. Go have a bar of a choclate, that'll calm your nerves.

I laugh at people who try to argue with you in anticipation of the barrage of hilarious insults that are sure to follow, not because they'll be particularly witty. Now please, save it for someone who actually cares what is said about them on the internet; you have no shortage of targets. I actually have some respect for you (yes, I know, you're just honored, but there it is), so I really have no desire to continue this, beyond my usual enjoyment of verbal sparring.

[NeoTony]

I laugh at people who try to argue with you in anticipation of the barrage of hilarious insults that are sure to follow, not because they'll be particularly witty.

Oh is that correct? Are you laughing at yourself now, then? Or will you just change your mind to suit your arguement (word used grudgingly).

Now please, save it for someone who actually cares what is said about them on the internet; you have no shortage of targets.

Yes, that is correct, and you're my new number one.

Previous one's being Guiscard and Stopper, to name 2, who have gone missing since. Such is life.

I actually have some respect for you (yes, I know, you're just honored, but there it is), so I really have no desire to continue this, beyond my usual enjoyment of verbal sparring.

Well you're a fooking fool then.

Besides, your verbal sparring ability is around the same level as your continuity ability.

And probably as droopy as your fathers shriveled bell-end.

[Neoteny]

:o

I heard he was an asian princess.

Don't bother. Not as great as it sounds.

[DaGip]

For those of you who think Norse should stay banned...just take a look at the poll!

[NeoTony]

:o

I heard he was an asian princess.

Don't bother. Not as great as it sounds.

I was hoping you'd open up a jihad on me.

[Neoteny]

:o

I heard he was an asian princess.

Don't bother. Not as great as it sounds.

I was hoping you'd open up a jihad on me.

Heh, I've given up on you. I also imagine the dejection from not riling me up will be more satisfying to me than me flipping out and giving you what you want to see. We can continue to do that via pm, anyhow.

[Ditocoaf]

Oh is that correct? Are you laughing at yourself now, then? Or will you just change your mind to suit your arguement (word used grudgingly).

Yes, I am laughing at myself for this. I'm enjoying this immensely. And I don't think I've actually changed my argument or my mind once in this thread... in fact I don't think I even intended to start one... but oh well.

Yes, that is correct, and you're my new number one.

I feel so honored... I see fun times ahead.

I actually have some respect for you (yes, I know, you're just honored, but there it is), so I really have no desire to continue this, beyond my usual enjoyment of verbal sparring.
Well you're a fooking fool then.

Yes, I know. Thanks for reminding me... why don't I go cry myself to sleep now

Besides, your verbal sparring ability is around the same level as your continuity ability.

You don't need to be good at something to enjoy it, do you?

And probably as droopy as your fathers shriveled bell-end.

See, this is why Norse really needs to be unbanned... no end to the good times. Anyway, anyone who actually takes offense to this has no business on the net.

[NeoTony]

Tony, you're grabbing the wrong end of the stick here.

Why would I want to wind-up a long haired hippy? it would be against everything I stand for.

[Neoteny]

Tony, you're grabbing the wrong end of the stick here.

Why would I want to wind-up a long haired hippy? it would be against everything I stand for.

Surely not. Even I enjoy winding up hippies. I know you enjoy it too.

[NeoTony]

See, this is why Norse really needs to be unbanned... no end to the good times. Anyway, anyone who actually takes offense to this has no business on the net.

Try telling that to a christian father who's daughter has taken a cyber-mouthful of E-cum.

[Neoteny]

See, this is why Norse really needs to be unbanned... no end to the good times. Anyway, anyone who actually takes offense to this has no business on the net.

Try telling that to a christian father who's daughter has taken a cyber-mouthful of E-cum.

I hope you at least ate some strawberries for her earlier today. It's only polite.

[NeoTony]

Nope...... slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

[Neoteny]

Sad day.

[NeoTony]

Sad day.

How so?

[Neoteny]

Sad day.

How so?

That's the face I'd expect from the girl who had to endure snail-laced semen. Enjoyable, if from a one-timer, I suppose.

[Timminz]

That's all for this episode kids. Please tune in next time for more, wonderful entertainment.

[DAZMCFC]

bastards, neotony does not exist. he has no profile or anything. damn who is next for the treatment.

[daddy1gringo]

What's your daughters account name?

Of course if I knew I would tell you because your posts have shown you to be a person of impeccable character.

Well actually Daddy, It has been me all along..

I suspected as much, but thanks for the respect of saying so openly anyway.

For the record, let me clarify what I said earlier. Actually, if it were my website, I would not have banned you for your racist tirades; everyone is entitled to their opinion. However, whatever standard of decency in speech I did insist on, I'm afraid I would have to do as the CC mods did if you continued flouting them and defied warnings as you did with them. I would have to maintain an environment that I considered safe for players of any age, if that was my intention in creating the website. Sorry, chap.

I actually enjoyed the "I Confess: I'm Straight" thread. That, I think, was a work of real wit. Most of the rest of the time that I saw, though, you just substituted vulgarity for wit. That is sure to impress the 6-year-olds of all ages who are your loyal fans, but for those who know that there is a difference between vulgarity and wit, of whom I choose to believe you are one, it's just taking the easy way out.

Your brash spirit, channelled in some constructive direction, could be beneficial to the world. I'm praying for you.

[Napoleon Ier]

The Marie-Antoinette incident isn't why Norse was banned though, that's the outrage. He was banned for making a case for racialism. And as a citizen of the UK, he doesn't have free-speech. If he denies the Holocaust, the Armenian Genocide (nope, I never heard of it either, but naturally I 100% believe in it), expresses "racist" opinions (i.e looks sideways at an Imam holding a "death to the West" placard or makes a case against homosexual practice) he can be fined or imprisoned. Welcome to the PC Nanny-State...

[Dancing Mustard]

The Pleasant Chaps and the Nanny-State are two completely unaffiliated entities. Please post a retraction immediately.

[Napoleon Ier]

The Pleasant Chaps and the Nanny-State are two completely unaffiliated entities.

Oh yeah? Prove it, smart guy.