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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby super Mario 009 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:19 pm

you are one lucky son of a b...gun!
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Pedronicus on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:26 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Yes well I managed to have a quick wank earlier. In the ad break of Emmerdale. Can't get much luckier than that, yout'.


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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:39 pm

Edna is just.... how can I put it.... PHWOARRR
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby static_ice on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:38 pm

dustn64 wrote:2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.

That's probably why the cop and the other involvee let you go.

So what was the text? =P
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby static_ice on Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:40 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Image

And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby wrestler1ump on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:29 pm

You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Iliad on Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:31 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.

Use your mod powers and punish him for it!
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:05 pm

static_ice wrote:
dustn64 wrote:2. Yes, But here is the thing, my truck is the only one that got messed up. The only thing I have to fix on it is I need to get a new bumper.

That's probably why the cop and the other involvee let you go.

So what was the text? =P


Ironically enough, it started with "You Idiot!" :lol:
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:07 pm

wrestler1ump wrote:You shouldn't have been driving if you are not qualified.


You, good sir, have earned a GFY.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby reminisco on Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:19 pm

i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby InkL0sed on Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:22 pm

reminisco wrote:i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.


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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Dancing Mustard on Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:54 am

static_ice wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Image

And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby static_ice on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:06 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
static_ice wrote:And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...

Was it?
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby Neoteny on Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:57 pm

static_ice wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:
static_ice wrote:And that looks more like a grandma than a mom...

That was kind of the point...

Was it?


Oh! I think I can answer this one.

"Yeah huh."
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby dustn64 on Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:14 pm

About $2000 to fix it. I might just let it be for a while.
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Re: I feel like the luckiest person alive.

Postby jonesthecurl on Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:47 pm

reminisco wrote:i for one feel like the luckiest person alive having read that story.

because it was the most awesome story i have ever read in my entire life, or ever will read. in fact, yup, this is right now is the moment in which my life has peaked. nothing will ever be as awesome ever again as reading that story.

kind of depressing, but also wonderful. for i have seen ultimate awesomeness, and it was this story.


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