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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby nagerous on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:09 pm

Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.


Pamela Anderson.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Hitman079 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:11 pm

nagerous wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.


Pamela Anderson.

But she only appears briefly in the movie.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby nagerous on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:24 pm

Hitman079 wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.


Pamela Anderson.

But she only appears briefly in the movie.


Thats all I need... see thread title.

Disclaimer: I have never actually jacked off to Borat.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby greenoaks on Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:35 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
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This would have worked much better with shrek.

I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
no way.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby static_ice on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:11 pm

Black Hawk Down I think...

Quite a few war movies in fact.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby InkL0sed on Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:13 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...



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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby kleep on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:07 pm

March of the Penguins.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:09 pm

kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.


Good one.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:12 pm

The Passion of Christ
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby kleep on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:23 pm

Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ


u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Neoteny on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:23 pm

kleep wrote:
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ


u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA


I win!
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:29 pm

Neoteny wrote:
kleep wrote:
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ


u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA


I win!



you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...

anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:18 am

reminisco wrote:you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...

anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...


There isn't (except for that part where the blood sprays on her... 8-[ ), so you are free to make any such statements from now on. Have fun with it.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Celios on Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:20 am

Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Hologram on Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:37 am

kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.

Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ


This just goes to show that people aren't trying hard enough.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby dsmsc1991 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:08 am

Finding Nemo... Now that was a hard job..
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby sam_levi_11 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:39 am

monsters inc
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:51 am

dsmsc1991 wrote:Finding Nemo...



sam_levi_11 wrote:monsters inc



oh oh, and um, Cars and um Toy Story oh, and um Toy Story 2.

did i leave out any Pixar movies? oh, oh The Incredibles and um, A Bugs LIfe. YES! AWESOME!
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:28 am

To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby reminisco on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:36 am

MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.


yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:42 am

reminisco wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.


yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.


It's really more to do with singing in the rain, I think...
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby MeDeFe on Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:56 am

reminisco wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.

yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.

Don't tell me you didn't get a hard-on when that naked chick came on stage when they were demonstrating how well-behaved their patient had become. You just have to ignore his retching and focus on her.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby greenoaks on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:30 am

The Star Wars Ewok Adventures:Caravan of Courage & The Battle for Endor
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby kleep on Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:51 am

Celios wrote:Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.


BEAR!!!!!!!!!! You finally came to join me in the Chatter Box.

Oh and you are retarded, the title is "Movies you can't jack to" not "Movies you can jack to".
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby Dancing Mustard on Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:46 am

Enter the Dragon?
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