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Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby kleep on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:51 pm

So I was with some friends one night and we were trying to think of movies that have absolutely no jack off material.

Schindler's List is one....

Anymore?
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:53 pm

but what about the shower scene :lol: ......(thanks ricky)

bridge over the river quia(sp)
saw 4...maybe i should try and tell u how it went
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Postby kleep on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:56 pm

HAHAH.
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Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:59 pm

An Inconvenient Truth.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:02 pm

The Grinch :lol:

"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"

Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...

Shrek

King Kong...unless ur into beastaility
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Postby InkL0sed on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:03 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch :lol:

"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"

Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...

Shrek

King Kong...unless ur into beastaility


No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...
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Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:04 pm

spelled Kwai. Bridge Over the River Kwai.

anyway, here's a couple:

My Dinner with Andre
The Crying Game (dare you try it!)
Sometimes in April
A Clockwork Orange
Driving Miss Daisy
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:04 pm

InkL0sed wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch :lol:

"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"

Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...

Shrek

King Kong...unless ur into beastaility


No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...


checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...
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Postby Frigidus on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:06 pm

Debby Does Dallas (I have problems :oops:)
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:06 pm

sam_levi_11 wrote:
InkL0sed wrote:
sam_levi_11 wrote:The Grinch :lol:

"oh yeah grinch...oh yeah...OH YEAH GRINCHY......"

Scooby Doo
although sarah michelle gellar is fit...

Shrek

King Kong...unless ur into beastaility


No King Kong has Nicole Kidman...


checks box....oh yeah, im gonna rewatch that...


actually checks box.....no it doesnt.....
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:08 pm

King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...
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Postby riggable on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:09 pm

The new Rambo movie...f*ck i can barely stand to watch it.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:10 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...


told you
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Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:10 pm

I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:12 pm

dont forget the monkey with a face like a bulldog licking p*ss off of a thistle. man he's hot
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:17 pm

Team America World Police (unless you have a thing for puppets)
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:19 pm

Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:19 pm

Hitman079 wrote:Borat: Cultural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot nudity in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).

And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!
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Postby reminisco on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:20 pm

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

this has since been corrected since the dawning of DVD, but when i was coming up, the VHS from the local video rental joint was such a let down...

the tracking at the part when Phoebe Cates lets us all have a nice long gander at her lovelies was always so fubar i could barely tell that she was walking towards the camera, let alone baring herself for my pleasure. and putting it on pause just didn't do the trick.

talk about a frustrated and wasted youth.
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i could have sworn i saw it too
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Postby sam_levi_11 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:21 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:Borat: ural Learnings for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
I don't recall seeing any hot in there except the "fight" scene between Borat and Azamat (in the hotel).

And you call that HOT?!?!?!?!


that was the funniest thing eva
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Postby Hitman079 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:26 pm

Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
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Postby The Gunslinger on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:28 pm

*walks into topic*....*looks around*...*backs out slowly*
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby icedagger on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:31 pm

tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.


This would have worked much better with shrek.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby muy_thaiguy on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:34 pm

icedagger wrote:
tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.


This would have worked much better with shrek.

I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
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Re: Movies you can't jack off to.

Postby tubaman on Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:52 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
icedagger wrote:
tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.


This would have worked much better with shrek.

I was thinking Pinocchio myself.


Ha yall are right, those are much better. I just think Muffasa is an awesome name.
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