the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:48 pm

Too true.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:31 pm

does anyone have a 20 bucks i can borrow?

Red Army · Post by **Red Army** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:38 pm

If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What happened to her anyway?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:05 pm

qeee1 wrote:If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What about transvestites?

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:22 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
qeee1 wrote:If only cahoots was here, so she could amuse us with her lies about how men AREN'T better than women.

Hermaphrodites, rank somewhere in between, and as such are permitted to learn maths.

What about transvestites?

What about screaming benders?

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:31 pm

screaming benders wtf is going on there :lol:

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:03 pm

Actually, wtf isn't going on here this evening, it's been moved to two doors down.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:59 am

i have a small question.
Why is the world round?

ttocs · Post by **ttocs** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:19 am

the world is round because the center of the earth has a lot of gravity pull, and when the earth formed, the gases and matierials formed around the center where all the suface of the earth has a pretty much even distance from the center, nomatter where it is on the earth.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 11:41 am

okay but then why do they make pies round?

ttocs · Post by **ttocs** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:06 pm

So you can cut the pie into equal pieces while having equal amounts of crust and filling. It also makes it easier to take out of the pan once cooked, and helps heat get to all of the pie evenly while it is being cooked.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:15 pm

ok but why do they make square cakes and round pies?

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:42 pm

Because cakes have more substance and therefore can hold themselves together. Also because if cakes were round then there would be a word to encompass them both (cakes and pies), and the two arts would be merged, and dessert cooking would come to a disastrous halt.

ttocs · Post by **ttocs** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:59 pm

he's right on

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:15 pm

now that thats done.can i borrow a 20 :?:

qeee1 · Post by **qeee1** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:20 pm

What for?

sportsdd2 · Post by **sportsdd2** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:20 pm

wow this has gone far. i havent been talking on this for a long time. how it been?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:22 pm

slow and boring except for a 10 page stretch when grim came back.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:24 pm

to buy chemicals for a aerial shell.
My nieghbor stole my lawn gnome and i'm getting him back on hallowen.

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:53 pm

Steal his lawn gnome and torture it outside his window. When it looks all gruesome on one side and not the other, hold it so he sees the side that is normal, invade his house, and say "Give me my lawn gnome or yours will take a severe beating. He will nervously give you your lawn gnome. You can then give him his lawn gnome that has a gruesome looking tortured face and maniacally cackle as you leave his house. That'll work!

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:57 pm

no no no

he has a small army of lawn gnomes outside and automatic airsoft turrets.1000 fps.so i plan to build 10 or 20 aerial shells, grenades, mortars and blowing his gnomes to kingdom come from 100 yards away. :twisted:

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:59 pm

But if you do that, they will suffer no misery. Make them slaves to you. Control them Conquer them and rule them with an iron scepter.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:04 pm

so wait

is that a yes or no on the 20.

happysadfun · Post by **happysadfun** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:07 pm

Strike and purposely miss to strike fear into the hearts of the gnomes. Destroy the turrets with the mortar shells and invade. Hold a grenade in your hand and bloodcurdlingly scream "Follow me if you want to live!" The gnomes will follow you and become your slaves. The ones who don't, you can kill.

pikmin · Post by **pikmin** » Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:16 pm

crap

i just shot a shell at his turret and his door opened.
hes got two gatling airsoft on a turret overlooking the gnomes.
in case anybody cares this guys ex-cop.