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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby AndrewLC on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:42 pm

I'd go on a fucking spree and get as many girls pregnant as possible. I'm not leaving the gene pool :D
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Snorri1234 on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:45 pm

AndrewLC wrote:I'd go on a fucking spree and get as many girls pregnant as possible. I'm not leaving the gene pool :D


True, it would be your only chance. :P
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby wcaclimbing on Tue Apr 01, 2008 6:53 pm

To live after everyone dies, I would first level up my Survival skills to level 7, and then I would cast level 7 TeleSpawn Wal-Mart.
Then I'd just hang out there and use level 5 Create Girlfriend whenever I am bored. level 4 Create Evil Arch Nemesis powers would be fun too.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby SlayerQC on Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:02 pm

Check my siggie.

I would first try to find vision glasses or a supply of contact lenses and solution as I cant see too far.
Without them
I would be dead in no time.
Second I would find food and weapons.
Somewhere to call "home"

Defend my supplies and territory as I look for more survival supplies.

Try to meet a few ex-wealthy people as they wont know how to survive in a harsh reality.
Not sure if I would try to repopulate earth with the scum we humans are but I bet that animal instinct would kick in and that my seed would ferment in some lady which btw, will be all hairy and stinky....... lol

I would TRULY enjoy the end of society if it happenned and I would take it day by day.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby btownmeggy on Tue Apr 01, 2008 7:19 pm

SlayerQC wrote:Check my siggie.

I would first try to find vision glasses or a supply of contact lenses and solution as I cant see too far.
Without them
I would be dead in no time.
Second I would find food and weapons.
Somewhere to call "home"

Defend my supplies and territory as I look for more survival supplies.

Try to meet a few ex-wealthy people as they wont know how to survive in a harsh reality.
Not sure if I would try to repopulate earth with the scum we humans are but I bet that animal instinct would kick in and that my seed would ferment in some lady which btw, will be all hairy and stinky....... lol

I would TRULY enjoy the end of society if it happenned and I would take it day by day.


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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby deliaselene on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:17 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Sorry, all, but this is literally The Stand.

And, as Stephen King thought of it first, everyone else is just a poseur.



actually James Herbert published The White Plague in 1982 similar tone to Stephen King's later novel...you might like it

but The Stand is a better novel and movie
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby static_ice on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:19 pm

btownmeggy wrote:I love the story By the Waters of Babylon.

But it's not about a virus. But the idea is the same as, say, I am Legend. We kill ourselves.



I think I read that story twice... once in two different english classes.

The first time was pretty good. I love a story that makes me think it's in some fantasy land only to come out at the end that it's on the same planet with the same restrictions as ours.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby deliaselene on Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:46 pm

reminisco wrote:you're all sex starved weirdos.

if you're the leader of the gang, as i will be, you'll get your pick of the women. instead of the first mutant you happen to stumble upon who happens to have survived.

also, i call all of the sports cars.


rem that is very sexist of you...don't the girls have a say? and can I have a MX5 in red please
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Neoteny on Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:58 am

deliaselene wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Sorry, all, but this is literally The Stand.

And, as Stephen King thought of it first, everyone else is just a poseur.



actually James Herbert published The White Plague in 1982 similar tone to Stephen King's later novel...you might like it

but The Stand is a better novel and movie


Indeed, The Stand was probably the best novel that could have been half the size it is that I've ever read! Aren't King novels grand? I complain about the length now, but I'm sure I would be missing out if he didn't have the word vomit condition he has...
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Anarkistsdream on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:07 am

deliaselene wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Sorry, all, but this is literally The Stand.

And, as Stephen King thought of it first, everyone else is just a poseur.



actually James Herbert published The White Plague in 1982 similar tone to Stephen King's later novel...you might like it

but The Stand is a better novel and movie


The Stand was published in 1978, though. So Stephen King's novel was not LATER.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby billyO7 on Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:17 pm

kleep wrote:An airborne virus spreads across the entire globe, killing mostly everyone it reaches. Some people (about .5% of the world's population spread across earth) are naturally immune to it. You are one of those people.



Blooy hell!! That's a stroke of luck!

I totally missed all this happening...I tells ya, the BBC ain't reporting what they should be.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby kleep on Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:26 pm

BTW you have a really fat chick in your sig. It's kinda making me vomit.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby jonesthecurl on Wed Apr 02, 2008 9:42 pm

Well, there's still around 1.5 million people in the US. There's plenty of resources for everyone, the canned food alone would feed you till you get farming up and running properly... does this disease affect livestock and other animals? 'cos otherwise you're going to have trouble with rats and maybe stray dogs.

Everyone has about 200 cars each. I'd have to learn to drive...

You could leave the too cold/hot/wet/dry/tornado-y bits and all live somewhere with a good climate.

Oh, and your poll assumes everyone replying will be male I think. There are people of the other gender in CC aren't there?

Rather than madly breeding a large next generation too large to support until they grow, I'd think assuring that the current younguns grow up healthy and sane despite the disaster would be important, while maintaining a normal birth rate.

You'd probably better make me president in the new world, I'm so sensible.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby kleep on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:02 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Well, there's still around 1.5 million people in the US. There's plenty of resources for everyone, the canned food alone would feed you till you get farming up and running properly... does this disease affect livestock and other animals? 'cos otherwise you're going to have trouble with rats and maybe stray dogs.

Everyone has about 200 cars each. I'd have to learn to drive...

You could leave the too cold/hot/wet/dry/tornado-y bits and all live somewhere with a good climate.

Oh, and your poll assumes everyone replying will be male I think. There are people of the other gender in CC aren't there?

Rather than madly breeding a large next generation too large to support until they grow, I'd think assuring that the current younguns grow up healthy and sane despite the disaster would be important, while maintaining a normal birth rate.

You'd probably better make me president in the new world, I'm so sensible.


But you're forgetting one important fact about humans: we are greedy. There will be some survivors that will manipulate others and try to horde all the valuables. The food would run out very fast, and without electricity and a stable government, trying to grow crops would be a challenge. 1.5 million spread through the USA is not a lot of people when you think about it. The first few months would be pure anarchy. I mean, without a government to protect and enforce rules, there will be tons of greedy people raping/pillaging/stealing/murdering without any fear of retribution.

Without people pumping gas, how are those cars going to run?

And only one question assumes that you are male... I just kind of put that in for fun and didn't think it'd be the most popular choice... I'm glad the last option is gaining some momentum.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Jenos Ridan on Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:28 pm

kleep wrote:An airborne virus spreads across the entire globe, killing mostly everyone it reaches. Some people (about .5% of the world's population spread across earth) are naturally immune to it. You are one of those people.


Gather a few weapons, alot of ammo and other supplies, pack up my books and other stuff and leave. Grab an abandoned older trunk, like say a '77 Dodge Powerwagon, put a CB in it and go looking for a survivors group to join. Hopefully I find a woman and we settle down after awhile.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby bloknayrb on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:03 am

With no responsibilities left, I'd probably devote my remaining life to trying to build a lightsaber.
And the last option makes no sense, why collect this stuff if no one will look at it anyway? As long as it stays on this planet its just as safe with you as it was where you found it.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby reminisco on Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:32 am

bloknayrb wrote:With no responsibilities left, I'd probably devote my remaining life to trying to build a lightsaber.
And the last option makes no sense, why collect this stuff if no one will look at it anyway? As long as it stays on this planet its just as safe with you as it was where you found it.


that is exactly the justification for Doctor Jones to have the Cross of Cortes.

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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby PLAYER57832 on Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:25 am

"Find a woman" ... so I guess you don't expect any women to read this?
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby kleep on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:51 pm

Fine.. I'll add a woman only choice! Jesus H Christ!!!
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby btownmeggy on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:19 pm

kleep wrote:Fine.. I'll add a woman only choice! Jesus H Christ!!!

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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby JACKAZZTJM on Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:22 pm

reminisco wrote:28 Days Later was much better.

but Danny Boyle is always underrated.


u ever hear of monster nation?
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Nickbaldwin on Fri Apr 04, 2008 5:04 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:
reminisco wrote:28 Days Later was much better.

but Danny Boyle is always underrated.


u ever hear of monster nation?


Yeah it's called the US.
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Re: Unknown Virus Kills Off Most of Humanity

Postby Neoteny on Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:56 am

Nickbaldwin wrote:
JACKAZZTJM wrote:
reminisco wrote:28 Days Later was much better.

but Danny Boyle is always underrated.


u ever hear of monster nation?


Yeah it's called the US.


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