If your girlfriend offered you a threesome...

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:57 pm

Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:58 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Or stoned.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:00 pm

I met a chap who had had sex the other day.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:03 pm

suggs wrote:I met a chap who had had sex the other day.

Man, I miss the times I was that chap.

Damn, I need to get laid again.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:05 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Or stoned.

The other day several of my friends and I, mildly boozy and preparing to get stoned, were talking about anti-drug advertisements. Like the one where the teenage boy rapes his girlfriend while stoned. So we started discussing stoned sexy-times. The farthest I'VE ever gone in such a state is provocative dancing. The winner of us all was, well, a fellow who's a CC member here, who had played with a girl's hair while stoned.

Our stoned sexy-times were decidedly not sexy.

I reckoned, "I can't imagine raping someone while stoned. The whole time I would be so upset thinking, 'I bet she thinks I'm acting pretty weird. Am I acting weird? I am. I'm stoned. But is she? No I bet she isn't. I'm the only one. Everyone thinks I'm acting weird.'"

Harijan · Post by **Harijan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:10 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Not usually. Given that judgment is almost always impaired when alcohol is involved, and that a threesome is not something most people go out looking for on a Friday night, I would assume that any such opportunities are more creepy deceptive than "spontaneous".

I guess the line is thin, and often crossed. Recalling the few times it happened it was actually more of a very friendly loving environment where the sex came very naturally, and was not forced at all. It was much more of a bonding experience than a conquest experience.

I would also have to add that both girls had come to terms with their bisexuality, while I have no interest in men. When I got asked into threesomes where it was 2 guys and one girl - it was a very different feeling. It was fun, but very detached.

The other guy was pretty insecure about his sexuality so he spent as much time staying away from me, as he did banging the beauty. Which suited me just fine as I have no interest in crossing swords.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:10 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Or stoned.

The other day several of my friends and I, mildly boozy and preparing to get stoned, were talking about anti-drug advertisements. Like the one where the teenage boy rapes his girlfriend while stoned. So we started discussing stoned sexy-times. The farthest I'VE ever gone in such a state is provocative dancing. The winner of us all was, well, a fellow who's a CC member here, who had played with a girl's hair while stoned.

Our stoned sexy-times were decidedly not sexy.

I reckoned, "I can't imagine raping someone while stoned. The whole time I would be so upset thinking, 'I bet she thinks I'm acting pretty weird. Am I acting weird? I am. I'm stoned. But is she? No I bet she isn't. I'm the only one. Everyone thinks I'm acting weird.'"

Yeah, I've never been really in the mood when stoned. A bunch of my friends who tried sex while stoned didn't really liked it as they were way too relaxed to actually do anything. After an hour you'll just fall asleep.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:25 pm

btownmeggy wrote:Our stoned sexy-times were decidedly not sexy.

um, my one friend told me a long time ago that smoking before sex is a great idea.

because, for the male at least, it makes it take longer and is more intense at the end, in general.

in fact, a good date idea is to make pot brownies (according to him, my friend who told me all of this who is not me), eat them, watch a movie till it kicks in (he said it takes about an hour) then get into bed.

sometimes, depending on the girl, she can get really dry. so just take a nice long time on the foreplay, and she should be okay. if not, it's never a bad idea to keep some lube around.

(i dated a chick for a long time who took dexedrine all the time, and it dried her out -- the drug... so we used lube to get her going, and then she'd be okay)

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:28 pm

also, while we're talking about kinky shit...

my one friend told me that you should be careful about taking acid, but one fun thing about it is having sex on acid. cause then you LITERALLY get to have sex with ANYONE you want.

i mean, according to him.

greenoaks · Post by **greenoaks** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:33 pm

reminisco wrote:also, while we're talking about kinky shit...

my one friend told me that you should be careful about taking acid, but one fun thing about it is having sex on acid. cause then you LITERALLY get to have sex with ANYONE you want.

i mean, according to him.

i always found showering on acid freaky.
the tiles are white and i lose track of time and i am always worried when washing my genitals that i will forget to let go of them.

i also find dining at the hilton hotel in sydney on acid difficult with all that marble.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:35 pm

greenoaks wrote:
reminisco wrote:also, while we're talking about kinky shit...

my one friend told me that you should be careful about taking acid, but one fun thing about it is having sex on acid. cause then you LITERALLY get to have sex with ANYONE you want.

i mean, according to him.
i always found showering on acid freaky.
the tiles are white and i lose track of time and i am always worried when washing my genitals that i will forget to let go of them.

i also find dining at the hilton hotel in sydney on acid difficult with all that marble.

my one friend told me that when he took acid, he got into an hour long argument with the guy who lives inside his mirror and has the exact same bedroom as he does.

lord voldemort · Post by **lord voldemort** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:43 am

yer well me and my girl have talked about it and it would be awesome, but the condition of having her fucking some other guy, no way.
like every girl she has asked there bf has said i want one back. im like hell no.
so we just need to find some hot chick while we are out one night. make a proposal its all gravvy!!

though no way am i letting another DUDE have sex with her.
another girl...completely fine

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:52 am

lord voldemort wrote:yer well me and my girl have talked about it and it would be awesome, but the condition of having her fucking some other guy, no way.
like every girl she has asked there bf has said i want one back. im like hell no.
so we just need to find some hot chick while we are out one night. make a proposal its all gravvy!!

though no way am i letting another DUDE have sex with her.
another girl...completely fine

Pretty fucking shit there.

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:53 am

I feel like agreeing to this would be a big sign that we probably weren't staying together too long anyways, so I'd probably be OK with it. I doubt I'd look at her the same way again, but hey, if we're breaking up soon anyways, hell do I care?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:16 am

Skittles! wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:yer well me and my girl have talked about it and it would be awesome, but the condition of having her fucking some other guy, no way.
like every girl she has asked there bf has said i want one back. im like hell no.
so we just need to find some hot chick while we are out one night. make a proposal its all gravvy!!

though no way am i letting another DUDE have sex with her.
another girl...completely fine

Pretty fucking shit there.

well, then, no threesome for you, Lord Voldemort... you read the conditions of the poll.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:08 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
Harijan wrote:A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment...

spontaneous=drunken... yes?

Or stoned.

The other day several of my friends and I, mildly boozy and preparing to get stoned, were talking about anti-drug advertisements. Like the one where the teenage boy rapes his girlfriend while stoned. So we started discussing stoned sexy-times. The farthest I'VE ever gone in such a state is provocative dancing. The winner of us all was, well, a fellow who's a CC member here, who had played with a girl's hair while stoned.

Our stoned sexy-times were decidedly not sexy.

I reckoned, "I can't imagine raping someone while stoned. The whole time I would be so upset thinking, 'I bet she thinks I'm acting pretty weird. Am I acting weird? I am. I'm stoned. But is she? No I bet she isn't. I'm the only one. Everyone thinks I'm acting weird.'"

Yeah, I've never been really in the mood when stoned. A bunch of my friends who tried sex while stoned didn't really liked it as they were way too relaxed to actually do anything. After an hour you'll just fall asleep.

Stoned sex is the best. Only losers and people who can't hang pass out.

radiojake · Post by **radiojake** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:32 am

Anarkistsdream wrote:
Stoned sex is the best.

Damn straight... and so is Acid sex

apey · Post by **apey** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:16 am

I lost my best friend after a threesome turns out her BF was more into me than she thought he should be

oggiss · Post by **oggiss** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:21 am

I would probably do it, I would only lick the guys balls or something ^^

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:53 am

only if both of the girls didn't mind or were both bisexual i don't really mind if it was with another man, no way i would probably kick his balls and then f*ck with that women....yeah! that would be a good threesome.... :twisted:

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:07 pm

I'd only have a threesome with Frederick II of Germany or Richard The Lionheart, as they were both HUNG LIKE A BABOON.

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:15 pm

suggs wrote:I'd only have a threesome with Frederick II of Germany or Richard The Lionheart, as they were both HUNG LIKE A BABOON.

and have sex with a skelenton full of dust.....SUGGS YOU CORPSESHAGGER!!!!

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:29 pm

brooksieb wrote:
suggs wrote:I'd only have a threesome with Frederick II of Germany or Richard The Lionheart, as they were both HUNG LIKE A BABOON.

and have sex with a skelenton full of dust.....SUGGS YOU CORPSESHAGGER!!!!

If he got together with both it would be a threesome.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:40 pm

Hmm, corpse shagging =P~

DAZMCFC · Post by **DAZMCFC** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:57 pm

necrophelia. :shock:

If your girlfriend offered you a threesome...

If your Girlfriend offered you a threesome with one of her friends, but then required you to have a threesome with another guy, would you do it?