If your girlfriend offered you a threesome...

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:51 pm

but there's one MAJOR CONDITION. See questions above

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:55 pm

I've been in a number of threesomes, and things were always awkward after.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:55 pm

I think I made my thougts on the first limb of the question pretty damn clear several months ago. It was a classic thread, I should dig it out sometime.

Oh yeah, no is the answer this time round. The whole Eiffel-Tower thing isn't quite my bag...

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:56 pm

See Seinfeld "The Switch" its genius :lol:

And just likeJerrry,I could neverpull off the threesome-I'd haveto buy a cape-it just wouldnt work

Plus,imagine the pressure :lol:

greenoaks · Post by **greenoaks** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:56 pm

unless you plan on screwing or getting screwed by the other guy she is not offering you a threesome, she is asking if she can have one.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:57 pm

at the risk of sounding like a complete douche bag, i've done it before.

long time ago. when i was 21, actually.

i couldn't resist. a THREESOME!?!?!

and even with the two girls, it sucked.

then with another dude, i was just kind of like... "hey, stop fucking my girlfriend...." but couldn't say anything.

oh, and guess what, that girl and i broke up... big surprise there...

also, DM, please dig up the old thread. i'd not have made this if i knew i was being redundant.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:58 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:and things were always awkward after.

Just pretend it never happened!

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:59 pm

Anyway, I dont believe chess really works with three.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:00 pm

reminisco wrote:DM, please dig up the old thread. i'd not have made this if i knew i was being redundant.

Oh no, this is a whole new question, and it's highly interesting stuff...

The old thread was just me threadjacking like a motherfucker by rambling on about precisely how much I want to bone my girlfriend + one of her friends at the same time.

It was comedy gold, but not quite so thought provoking as this particular take on the topic.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:03 pm

greenoaks wrote:unless you plan on screwing or getting screwed by the other guy she is not offering you a threesome, she is asking if she can have one.

Amen.

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:24 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:
greenoaks wrote:unless you plan on screwing or getting screwed by the other guy she is not offering you a threesome, she is asking if she can have one.

Amen.

yeah, that's what i meant. i guess it wasn't entirely clear in the way i posed the question.

yeah, i mean, she offers you a threesome, and you have to cede to her having a threesome with another dude.

no contact between dudes.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:24 pm

reminisco wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
greenoaks wrote:unless you plan on screwing or getting screwed by the other guy she is not offering you a threesome, she is asking if she can have one.

Amen.

yeah, that's what i meant. i guess it wasn't entirely clear in the way i posed the question.

yeah, i mean, she offers you a threesome, and you have to cede to her having a threesome with another dude.

no contact between dudes.

Why not?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:31 pm

Anarkistsdream wrote:Why not?

well, far be it for me to tell you what to do. it's your prerogative.

i thought it was weird. rather uncomfortable. it was like we were competing against one another in terms of going at it with her. showing off almost.

it just doesn't really work.

but i'm not gonna write anymore about this. kids read this shit after all. this whole thread is completely inappropriate.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:33 pm

reminisco wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Why not?

well, far be it for me to tell you what to do. it's your prerogative.

i thought it was weird. rather uncomfortable. it was like we were competing against one another in terms of going at it with her. showing off almost.

it just doesn't really work.

but i'm not gonna write anymore about this. kids read this shit after all. this whole thread is completely inappropriate.

Bit too late for that dude...

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:34 pm

reminisco wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Why not?

well, far be it for me to tell you what to do. it's your prerogative.

i thought it was weird. rather uncomfortable. it was like we were competing against one another in terms of going at it with her. showing off almost.

it just doesn't really work.

but i'm not gonna write anymore about this. kids read this shit after all. this whole thread is completely inappropriate.

Actually this reminds me of a story of an old manager of mine who was discussing having a threesome with a good friend of his and some random girl. He was going to move her leg when his friend said, "hey, let me get that for you," and moved it for him. He said that experience kinda weirded him out about the whole threesome ordeal. It was hilarious to no end to me.

Anarkistsdream · Post by **Anarkistsdream** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:35 pm

Luckily, I was never the guy in the relationship. I was always the extra.

Now, I agree with Remi, so I'm done posting here.

Harijan · Post by **Harijan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:39 pm

I have done 3-somes in two settings, one worked well, one didn't.

A 3-way in a laid-back unplanned spontaneous environment tends to go really well with minimal awkwardness afterwards. I think this is because everyone goes into it with no expectations, so there is minimal room for disappointment.

I have also been the extra in planned relationship-based 3-somes. That never went well. Always uncomfortable for someone afterwards, and it always ended in a break-up.

If its going to happen, its better just to let it happen. If you have to talk someone into it, then the endeavor already failed.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:14 pm

Good tip... I like your style.

THORNHEART · Post by **THORNHEART** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:16 pm

how do u have a threesome ...im ignorant of such affairs

Harijan · Post by **Harijan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:26 pm

THORNHEART wrote:how do u have a threesome ...im ignorant of such affairs

y'know when your mom and dad have "special family time" with you, and dad cleans your bum with his special bum cleaner, and you get to eat mom's tasty cherry desert.

Thats a threesome you sick f*ck.

THORNHEART · Post by **THORNHEART** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:28 pm

i think u are deranged hadrian whay does every sentance of yours contain

@@@@ mu dummy use some real vocab once in awhile

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:32 pm

reminisco wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Why not?

well, far be it for me to tell you what to do. it's your prerogative.

i thought it was weird. rather uncomfortable. it was like we were competing against one another in terms of going at it with her. showing off almost.

it just doesn't really work.

but i'm not gonna write anymore about this. kids read this shit after all. this whole thread is completely inappropriate.

yes, this whole thread is completely appropriate. As is the feeling of another man's knob through some intestinal wall or other.

Harijan pretty much nailed it - has to be spontaneous. Otherwise, you're just orgy guy. Got some good memories though, all filed away safely in the ol' wankbank.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:29 pm

heavycola wrote:this whole thread is completely appropriate. As is the feeling of another man's knob through some intestinal wall or other.

Freudian Slip there HC?

reminisco · Post by **reminisco** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:41 pm

heavycola wrote:all filed away safely in the ol' wankbank.

nice...

in the states we call it the spankbank.

d.gishman · Post by **d.gishman** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:10 pm

A threesome with a man is not a threesome

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