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Post by suggs »

Sorry, someone mention COCK?
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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Nickbaldwin wrote:He's 9 inches in mine too <3<3

What a man.
:shock:
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"Everbody knows that No means Yes,
Just like my glasses come free on the NHS...
But the more i look through them,
The more i see,
I becoming more like Alfie..."
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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Post by Kaplowitz »

was definitely a guy :lol:
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Norsey, YOU ARE IN MY SON! Go get her, and stuff her up the old drainpipe. Then kick her out of bed and flush her down the loo, so she is with the rest of the female race-in the shit.
Norse wrote:But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
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suggs wrote:Norsey, YOU ARE IN MY SON! Go get her, and stuff her up the old drainpipe. Then kick her out of bed and flush her down the loo, so she is with the rest of the female race-in the shit.


Well, let us not be too harsh, she makes a fairly nice roast for a dumpster slut.

Eh, can't be too fussy these days.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by Blitzaholic »

I mean if she really wants you


someone once told me to bury a batch in her snatch or down the hatch
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When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Blitzaholic wrote:how bout you bury a batch, in her snatch or down the hatch?


Both...

But I wouldnt wear protection..it is like wearing welly-boots in a bath tub..not right. Not that I want to be a father yet, but I'd prefer her to not abort my spawn...the world could do with more people like me.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Nickbaldwin wrote:When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f*ck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth


This makes me happy.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Well, if Nick gave a f*ck about a bitch he'd always be broke,
And he'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes, That's somethin I learned in the Chaps
so how the f*ck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the Norsey, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Nick
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD.
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Post by Norse »

NickyyBaldiddle, rippin up da mic.
b.k. barunt wrote:Snorri's like one of those fufu dogs who get all excited and dance around pissing on themself.

suggs wrote:scared off by all the pervs and wankers already? No? Then let me introduce myself, I'm Mr Pervy Wank.
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Post by william18 »

This is one of the reasons why Norse got banned.
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Post by Billy08 »

ahh

wheer't netty? ahh gorra geet me owld nuts empty afta'at
Dont spk 2 me ir ur literate or intelligent,
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Nickbaldwin wrote:Well, if Nick gave a f*ck about a bitch he'd always be broke,
And he'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes, That's somethin I learned in the Chaps
so how the f*ck am I supposed to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma f*ck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the Norsey, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a f*ck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Nick
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!


It ain't no fun if the homies can get none.
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ur a fool
Hello THORNHEART,

You have received a formal disciplinary warning.
THORNHEART has earned himself a 24 hour Forum ban..
1st user that hasn't taken the C&A Report Abuse / Spurious Reports Warning we give seriously.
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0ojakeo0 wrote:9 in? pfft
I always thought this was one of my more cleverer posts. I regret it now though. I bet norses 9 inches will beat anybodys 12 inches
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Post by The Gunslinger »

haha well thank god you won norse if you lost if would have been funny as hell!
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Post by Snorri1234 »

We back, we mack, stay blunted
Knee pads, yo hoes they wanted
Penthouse two o'clock eleven hundred
It aint no fun if I can't reroute your hoes in this direction
Swerve in the intersection, I'm done she restin
No question, done session
Home wreckin, Doc motherfuckin Snorri no guessin
Nothin less than, I mess when I'm sexin
Bang on the block
Even Asian bitches like to bang cock
Draws drop, she bunny hops
On it like a pro, she comes out the clothes
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."

Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
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