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Post by strike wolf »

"Hey you,
Out there in the cold
Getting lonely, getting old
Can you feel me?

Hey you,
Out there in the aisles
with itchy feet and fading smiles
Can you feel me?

Hey you,
Don't help them to bury the li-igh-ight
Don't give in...without a fight.

Hey you,
Out there on your own
sitting naked by the phone
would you touch me?

Hey you,
with your ear against the wall
waiting for someone to call..out
Would you touch me?

Hey you,
Would you help me to carry the sto-o-one?
Open your heart...I'm coming home.

But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high, as you can see
No matter how he tried, he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brains.


Hey you,
Out there on the road
always doing what your told
Can you help me?

Hey you,
Out there beyond the wall
breaking bottles in the hall
Can you help me?

Hey you,
Don't tell me there's no hope at a-a-all
Together we stand, divided we fall (echo)"
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Awwwkwaaarrd.



:-k
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Not awkward. Pathetic. Pathetic that I had to use such a fancy version of a bump.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Post by dcowboys055 »

New Ncaa basketball polls...

Badgers are ranked 5th.

They got a 3 seed.

This means at best they are only the 9th best team in the nation according to the committee.

bullarkey!
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I really couldn't care less about college basketball and my team practically pulled off a miracle just to get to the final 32.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Post by Kid_A »

does anyone else like the smell of their own poop? :-^
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AndyDufresne wrote:Banana. **Eats a banana.**


--Andy


It's been a while since I was here. I wonder how many times Andy has posted in my absence...
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strike wolf wrote:
william18 wrote:Not is comparison to you-know-who.


*beats william over the head*

Don't point out the obvious.


Wow strike wolf. I never seen you lay into someone so hard for so long. Not even me.
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AndyDufresne wrote:**Climbs up a banana palm, grabs a banana bunch.**


--Andy


#2
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oggiss wrote:I smell something...


I farted.
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Post by AndyDufresne »

Go away, and I'll post again.

I did it. **Eats a banana, leaves one for Autoload.**


--Andy
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strike wolf wrote:By the way, I am writing a horror story right now. I won't tell you the details but I've already written the first 50 pages (not editted though) and so far out of all the people I've shown what I have done so far, they've all liked it.


Yes, but it is my opinion that will only matter.
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Kid_A wrote:does anyone else like the smell of their own poop? :-^


Uh, no.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Go away, and I'll post again.

I did it. **Eats a banana, leaves one for Autoload.**


--Andy


Holy shit! The trifecta! Just squeaked it in too while I was still reading the backlog!

Well done!
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Post by muy_thaiguy »

What, no Bi-curious George?
"Eh, whatever."
-Anonymous


What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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This thread is Huge.
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muy_thaiguy wrote:What, no Bi-curious George?


Too slow my man. Much like your low kicks.
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Post by diddle »

autoload wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What, no Bi-curious George?


Too slow my man. Much like your low kicks.


But not as bad as your Teenage Kicks.

*Cue song*
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Post by Kid_A »

my fingers smell like fresh vagina :D :D :D

isnt that the best?


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Autoload: You are the one turning this topic on, you go girl!
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Kid_A wrote:my fingers smell like fresh vagina :D :D :D

isnt that the best?


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Best? No
Frequently? Yes
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oggiss wrote:Autoload: You are the one turning this topic on, you go girl!


That was very random of you...
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