If I gave you.....game

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:39 am

i'd decide to watch 2 girls one cup

if i made you listen to ice cube all day

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:13 am

I'd have to make myself temporarily deaf until it was over.

If I told you the world as you knew it did not exist...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:23 am

i'd think you watch too much lost

if i gave you 10,000 dollars, but you had to only buy one kind of thing with it, you'd buy?

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:21 am

a mall with everything still inside :lol:

if i gave you temporary banning powers on cc, who would u ban?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:01 am

white for thinking that it's possible to watch too much Lost.

If I told you how Lost ended...

Suika · Post by **Suika** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:04 am

I wouldn't care.

If I gave you a free wish....

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:04 am

i really wouldn't understand. or care, for that matter.

if i gave you cumbers and lubricant...

JACKAZZTJM · Post by **JACKAZZTJM** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:12 pm

id sodomize an arab

if i gave u a sodomized arab

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:19 pm

i would re-sodomize them.

if i gave you a robot chicken made of marshmallows...

Thorum · Post by **Thorum** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:26 pm

I'ld eat the marshmallows, and grill the chicken

If I destroyed your internet,

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:33 pm

i'd only lose 4 games of cc. one of the advantages of being premium

if i told you that i had a life outside of cc

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:38 am

I would laugh my head off.

If I told you that there was a place outside of your house that had trees and plants...

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:32 am

i'd tell you i've been there, and it's not that great

if i gave you the opportunity to be my doubles partner

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:04 pm

id go against u

If i told u u were gonna die in the next two days...

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:12 pm

I probably wouldn't believe you.

If you were about to be crushed by a boulder...

apey · Post by **apey** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:31 am

I would try and roll outta the way
If I gave you a bone

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:51 am

id smack u with it

If i threw a snowball at you..

bryguy · Post by **bryguy** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:46 pm

id duck

if i gave u a duck...

mr. incrediball · Post by **mr. incrediball** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:49 pm

i'd love it. a little too much.

if i gave you a pile of dog shit...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:10 pm

i wouldnt take it

if i gave u a pet dragon...

PyroKid55 · Post by **PyroKid55** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:03 pm

I'd train it to become my evil companion

If I gave you a sawed-off shotgun...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:25 pm

id keep it

If i gave u a big bag of chips but secretly put a deadly scorpion in the middle of it ....

Sir. Ricco · Post by **Sir. Ricco** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:30 pm

I wouldn't eat it.

If I gave you a gun...

qazwsx12345 · Post by **qazwsx12345** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:53 pm

id shoot u

If i gave u a penny

whitestazn88 · Post by **whitestazn88** » Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:58 pm

i'd ask if you're a jew

if i told you to invest in a company based on illegally taken information