the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:49 pm

You don't know where you are?

william18 · Post by **william18** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:53 pm

Im here.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:01 pm

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:13 pm

Where am I? Well I was just considering the infinite possibilities provided by becoming a god. But then I remembered, I don't know how to become a god and that wouldn't becoming a god myself contradict my own beliefs? So I went off to ponder this question while simultaneously trying to invent a god-making machine at the local library. However on my way to the library I got distracted by a rather interesting cloud that looked like Angelina Jolie only bustier. So I pulled over onto the side of the road to view it some more.

After that I came back to the house and logged onto conquer club. I took my turns in all my games, making sure that everyone told me "Strike Wolf you jackass! That was the STUPIDEST MOVE I"VE EVER SEEN!" before leaving and then headed onto the forums. My first stpp was in the Lost usergroups forum where we pondered over theories as to what happens next in Lost and then after giving my own idiotic opinion, I came to the forum, where I immediately headed here so I could post my response to your response to my initial post. Then, I saw your comment on "where is everyone?" and decided I should respond to that. But it the middle of my post I got distracted by a loud rumble of thunder and thought how while we need the rain, we've just been getting too much lately and it's causing a lot of problems, like power failures, sink holes under the street, broken limbs, muddy shoes, and a collapsed wall on I-75.

However, once I was no longer distracted by the lightning and thunder, I returned to my post, which brings me to where I am right now.

I guess you only wanted the short story, but I just felt like rambling on a little, so I did.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:49 pm

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

Did the mod say you could talk about this outside the thread?

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:52 pm

william18 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

Did the mod say you could talk about this outside the thread?

It's not an actual mafia game, just the circumstances that would allow me to kill Autoload on day 1. So, I don't think "the mod" will mind.

william18 · Post by **william18** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:53 pm

strike wolf wrote:
william18 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

Did the mod say you could talk about this outside the thread?

It's not an actual mafia game, just the circumstances that would allow me to kill Autoload on day 1. So, I don't think "the mod" will mind.

oh ok.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:56 pm

I can see why you would make that mistake though. I do have a mafia game going that if I even hinted to what my role was in another thread, he'd probably strangle me.

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:01 am

I know its been a while but i was informed that our dear friend "the longest thread's " birthday was coming so im posting early

Happy Birthday old friend

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:52 am

strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

That would be luck and not skill.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:54 am

strike wolf wrote:Where am I? Well I was just considering the infinite possibilities provided by becoming a god. But then I remembered, I don't know how to become a god and that wouldn't becoming a god myself contradict my own beliefs? So I went off to ponder this question while simultaneously trying to invent a god-making machine at the local library. However on my way to the library I got distracted by a rather interesting cloud that looked like Angelina Jolie only bustier. So I pulled over onto the side of the road to view it some more.

After that I came back to the house and logged onto conquer club. I took my turns in all my games, making sure that everyone told me "Strike Wolf you jackass! That was the STUPIDEST MOVE I"VE EVER SEEN!" before leaving and then headed onto the forums. My first stpp was in the Lost usergroups forum where we pondered over theories as to what happens next in Lost and then after giving my own idiotic opinion, I came to the forum, where I immediately headed here so I could post my response to your response to my initial post. Then, I saw your comment on "where is everyone?" and decided I should respond to that. But it the middle of my post I got distracted by a loud rumble of thunder and thought how while we need the rain, we've just been getting too much lately and it's causing a lot of problems, like power failures, sink holes under the street, broken limbs, muddy shoes, and a collapsed wall on I-75.

However, once I was no longer distracted by the lightning and thunder, I returned to my post, which brings me to where I am right now.

I guess you only wanted the short story, but I just felt like rambling on a little, so I did.

OK.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:55 am

william18 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
william18 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

Did the mod say you could talk about this outside the thread?

It's not an actual mafia game, just the circumstances that would allow me to kill Autoload on day 1. So, I don't think "the mod" will mind.

oh ok.

Good think you are quick on the uptake. Some people would need another 2 to 3 posts to figure that out.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:57 am

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:57 am

This thread is Huge.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:58 am

New page means...

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:58 am

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:59 am

And with my next post I'm done for a while.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:59 am

This thread is Huge.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:15 am

Kylie wrote:I know its been a while but i was informed that our dear friend "the longest thread's " birthday was coming so im posting early

Happy Birthday old friend

Hey Kylie. How's it going? I haven't seen you in well...At least 1200 pages.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:16 am

autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
autoload wrote:
strike wolf wrote:I don't know. I think I wouldn't be able to resist convincing everyone to kill you on day 1.

I can hold my own. I would likely turn the tables and get you lynched.

Not if I had some day time killing power than you would be dead in the first 3 minutes that I was in the forums.

That would be luck and not skill.

I missed the part where we said it would Have to involve skill.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:54 am

Semantics.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:59 am

autoload wrote:Semantics.

It always is.

autoload · Post by **autoload** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:14 am

I'm glad you agree.

diddle · Post by **diddle** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:22 am

I haven't posted in here for a while.

strike wolf · Post by **strike wolf** » Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:26 am

You're letting us down diddle.