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darvlay wrote:They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost.
aaaand I'm spent.
Also, as an added bonus to all of the above stated merits, they also have red hair.
Now I can see the attraction in having a freckle here or there but some of these ginger broads are lined head to toe in these things. It's tough to tell if they're white or just suffer from vitiligo. You like that too?
And also, the red hair is usually so curly it looks like rusted steel wool. Vile, my friend! Just vile!
Roses are red
Shit is brown
Nothing but assholes
Live in this town
Frankly, as long as they don't laugh in my face, they could be bald for all i care. Although i draw the line at a comb over.
Hmm, blondes, brunnettes, redheads. Women's hair is just great, as our Yank friends would have it, "PERIOD".
Totally.
Whoever turns up on my door step with a giant PIE would win.
Norse wrote:
But, alas, you are all cock munching rent boys, with an IQ that would make my local spaco clinic blush.
suggs wrote:Frankly, as long as they don't laugh in my face, they could be bald for all i care. Although i draw the line at a comb over. Hmm, blondes, brunnettes, redheads. Women's hair is just great, as our Yank friends would have it, "PERIOD". Totally.
Whoever turns up on my door step with a giant PIE would win.
darvlay wrote:What's so great about redheads? They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost. I fail to see the appeal.
darvlay wrote:What's so great about redheads? They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost. I fail to see the appeal.
Give me Brunettes any day of the year.
i concur
Not true! Today I met this beautiful redhead and she looks like a bomb! Maybe her dad is a terrorist...
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.
I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
darvlay wrote:What's so great about redheads? They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost. I fail to see the appeal.
Give me Brunettes any day of the year.
i concur
Not true! Today I met this beautiful redhead and she looks like a bomb! Maybe her dad is a terrorist...
MY FRIEND CAME UP WITH THIS LINE TO PICK UP A GIRL
darvlay wrote:What's so great about redheads? They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost. I fail to see the appeal.
Give me Brunettes any day of the year.
i concur
Not true! Today I met this beautiful redhead and she looks like a bomb! Maybe her dad is a terrorist...
MY FRIEND CAME UP WITH THIS LINE TO PICK UP A GIRL
" HEY I FORGOT MY NUMBER CAN I HAVE YOURS?
I think he didn't come up with it so much as copy it from someone else.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
Duane: You know what they say about love and war.
Tim: Yes, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's war.
darvlay wrote:What's so great about redheads? They're usually covered in freckles and have skin tone not unlike Casper the Friendly Ghost. I fail to see the appeal.
Give me Brunettes any day of the year.
i concur
Not true! Today I met this beautiful redhead and she looks like a bomb! Maybe her dad is a terrorist...
MY FRIEND CAME UP WITH THIS LINE TO PICK UP A GIRL
" HEY I FORGOT MY NUMBER CAN I HAVE YOURS?
I think he didn't come up with it so much as copy it from someone else.
well he didnt know it cuz he was fooling around talking and he suddenly was like OHH