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Postby oggiss on Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:39 pm

The situation was my opponent having 3 armies in aussie, I had 3 on 2 territories, and one neutral. he deploys and attacks on of my 3 without losing any units at all, then I deploy in my other, thatmeans he attacks 6 vs 7, AND HE LOSSES NONE, and then takes whole Aussie on first move. Insane.


What is the most insane thing you have seen?
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Postby DiM on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:48 pm

153vs72 autoattack that ended 3v48. i was the attacker :(
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:50 pm

I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn
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Postby khazalid on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:54 pm

probably a video of my friend cutting off his finger
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Postby khazalid on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:54 pm

i say friend.. more of a very peculiar acquaintance
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:56 pm

Insanest thing i've seen is this dude did the napolean dynamite dance at a talent show in middle school. what a shitty movie
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Postby owenshooter on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:09 pm

my kick ass thread being merged and left in a back alley to die, for no good reason...-0

p.s.-*snicker*
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Postby -ShadySoul- on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:37 pm

owenshooter wrote:my kick ass thread being merged and left in a back alley to die, for no good reason...-0

p.s.-*snicker*


which thread are you talking about? i dont understand!
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Postby ParadiceCity9 on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:39 pm

CC, Darker By The Day...
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Postby Risktaker17 on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:40 pm

I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows
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Postby unkannijim on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:41 pm

the most insane thing ive seen* is a man leading a marathon race by a long way getting run over by a tram at around 19 miles (he was just knocked out but that just proves if you are not meant to win you aint gonna) LMAO but you have to love the the internet!!!!! (my ancestors would have missed out on seeing that! and all of the free porn!!!!LOL)

*if 2 girls 1 cup is diqualified!!
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Postby khazalid on Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:47 pm

Risktaker17 wrote:I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows



youre talking two lottery wins in one day odds right there i think..
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Postby Scott-Land on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:01 am

Risk related-- Prankcall autoing 18 vs 52 and had 9 leftover..........
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Postby MOBAJOBG on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:27 am

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1630816

I Begin Turn in Round 4, received 16 armies from bonuses, territories owned & cashed a card set but was not able to deploy on any territory therefore ran out of time.

I Begin Turn in Round 5, received 12 armies from bonuses & territories owned but was not able to deploy on any territory again therefore ran out of time once more.

So, I lost a total of 28 armies without even getting to roll a die but I've had the last laugh :lol: because I won the game as my new recruit ? opponent missed numerous rounds.
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Postby Bean_ on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:34 am

Scott-Land wrote:Risk related-- Prankcall autoing 18 vs 52 and had 9 leftover..........


That's about 1 in 400,000. Impressive.
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Postby Incandenza on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:39 am

unkannijim wrote:*if 2 girls 1 cup is diqualified!!


GOD DAMN YOU I was gonna do the 2g1c thing.... dammit.

Honestly tho, I'd rather watch that video for an hour on repeat than read another dice thread. :D
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Postby oggiss on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:45 am

ParadiceCity9 wrote:I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn


Where in this thread did I complain?
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Postby Shrinky on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 am

MOBAJOBG wrote:http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1630816

I Begin Turn in Round 4, received 16 armies from bonuses, territories owned & cashed a card set but was not able to deploy on any territory therefore ran out of time.

I Begin Turn in Round 5, received 12 armies from bonuses & territories owned but was not able to deploy on any territory again therefore ran out of time once more.

So, I lost a total of 28 armies without even getting to roll a die but I've had the last laugh :lol: because I won the game as my new recruit ? opponent missed numerous rounds.



how come u were not able to deploy anywhere???? :shock:
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Postby yeti_c on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:01 am

khazalid wrote:
Risktaker17 wrote:I won a 4v9 and recently a 5v9!

I didn't lose any men in either.

But there is the rumor of a guy who lost a 173v1 on World 2.1 on an esc game and the other guy cashed and won.

I doubt the rumor is true but who knows



youre talking two lottery wins in one day odds right there i think..


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Postby Itrade on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:16 am

I had six guys on Siam, he had 3 guys on China. The next turn he deployed four on China and conquered the whole of Australia with one leftover.
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Postby KoE_Sirius on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:24 am

When I was 16 years old.I saw a cat fall from an 8 storey window or it was pushed..Not sure.It bounced off a plastic roof on a car port and then landed on its feet.Then ran off...it seemed to be unhurt.
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:02 am

a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues
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Postby AAFitz on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:05 am

oggiss wrote:
ParadiceCity9 wrote:I lost 17 vs 1 once

and oggiss i said stfu about these dice threads goddamn


Where in this thread did I complain?


you indeed do not complain about the dice. saying their crazy sometimes cannot be argued. However, this is hardly the most insane rolls ive ever seen.
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Postby yeti_c on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:16 am

AAFitz wrote:a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues


Usually they encounter difficulties if the get it wrong and catch their chin on the floor...

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Postby KoE_Sirius on Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:39 am

yeti_c wrote:
AAFitz wrote:a cat has a non terminal falling speed... after a high enough point, it can survive any fall assuming its in good shape, and not obese... or stupid... it is designed to catch the right amount of air and glide like a squirel

this isnt to say it wouldnt get hurt or bruised, but typically they can survive great falls, as long as they are ready, and dont panic...

testing this however is illegal and absolutely inhumane... anyone who would do this to a defenseless animal, has some psychological issues


Usually they encounter difficulties if the get it wrong and catch their chin on the floor...

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