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autoload wrote:Mention what?


Don't mention it.
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Chromeboy wrote:meh. mostly here for the risk. also its the first time since ive joined that ive got reliable internet that doesnt block conquerclub. :P so how do we know when we have the largest thread anyway???


Some sort of public celebration, national holiday, royal mention. The usual.
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diddle wrote:
Chromeboy wrote:meh. mostly here for the risk. also its the first time since ive joined that ive got reliable internet that doesnt block conquerclub. :P so how do we know when we have the largest thread anyway???


Some sort of public celebration, national holiday, royal mention. The usual.


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:lol:
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Snowpepsi wrote:Raine stood naked on the ship, leaning against the rough door to the Captain's cabin. She wondered what penis her future held. She wondered if she would ever be able to forger her virgin past.
The chains on her wrists painfully cut into her tender flesh. Captain Storm was a monster of cock. Keeping her chained up night and day. Would she ever find a way to set herself free.
The salty semen blew across her face. She couldn't even lift a hand to move it away from her mouth.

Sounds kinky.
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so it was fagetmarie that deleted the post? what an asshole.
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:?
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Hmm...I can't remember the last time we had a story in here.
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Snowpepsi wrote:
Snowpepsi wrote:Raine stood on the ship, leaning against the rough door to the Captain's cabin. She wondered what her future held. She wondered if she would ever be able to forger her past.
The chains on her wrists painfully cut into her tender flesh. Captain Storm was a monster. Keeping her chained up night and day. Would she ever find a way to set herself free.
The salty wind blew her long, blonde hair across her face. She couldn't even lift a hand to move it away from her mouth. Her temper flared. Captain Storm would be lucky not to find her knife blade in his back.




The her behind door suddenly flew open. He landed on her bottom (the man who was her captor). She looked up at him, momentarily speechless. The smug look in his eyes was the last straw.
She glared up at him, then turned her head and bit him in the knee.

He howled in pain and pleasure," You crazy, bitch."
He grabbed her by the arms and hauled her to her feet.
"Harder, you vile, stinking pig," she spat.
"I've had about enough of you," he growled down at her as he drug her into his cabin.
He took her chains and fastened her to the iron ring in the ceiling.
"Don't stop, never let me go. You... you beast. You sex fiend. You evil..." she sobbed.
He pushed her down on an oak chest, narrowly avoiding her kicking feet. Then he turned from her wordlessly and left the cabin, slamming the door shut behind him.

Stop, you're making me hot :oops:
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hecter, you are ruining my muse. I just can't work under these conditions.
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Snowpepsi wrote:hecter, you are ruining my muse. I just can't work under these conditions.

Good, one more of those stories and I would have blown a load.
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Moving right along....
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*helps hecter blow that load*
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
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Love you apey, dear ;)
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well I couldn't leave ya standin now could I :wink:
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That was a BAD ending. :evil:
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muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a BAD ending. :evil:

I quite liked it :?
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strike wolf wrote:Hmm...I can't remember the last time we had a story in here.
I don't ever remember one. I hope it continues. I like the change of things in here.

I won't change this for a while though...
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Its not what it was.
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hecter wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:That was a BAD ending. :evil:

I quite liked it :?
It needs more.
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post the story.
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24,000 replies? That's nothing. I started a thread on another message board that reached 167,103 replies before the Admin deleted it because of its size.
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otis89 wrote:24,000 replies? That's nothing. I started a thread on another message board that reached 167,103 replies before the Admin deleted it because of its size.
You do realize that only a small portion of the people on this site actually frequent the forums? Not to mention most of the people that first started out in these forums are no longer here.
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otis89 wrote:24,000 replies? That's nothing. I started a thread on another message board that reached 167,103 replies before the Admin deleted it because of its size.


You just revealed how crap the site was.
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