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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:13 pm

it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


AND ANOTHER RULE IS U CANT SAY THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENCE E.G.

BROOKSIEB HIT U WITH A BAMBOO STICK SENDING U SPARK OUT

RANDOM GUY STABBED YOU

ITS OK MAKING A COMBACK BUT DO IT IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENCE

k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight

and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of GOING ON THE LIST

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.fireedud
2.demon7896

3.diddle
(these guys are gayboys)

btw i have rongly accused nesconquerer of using my dildo trademark, ive took him off the list and he can use my dildo trademark......ONCE!!!
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Postby dustn64 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:15 pm

I set up a giant magnet on the wall to rip the metal Items from anyones hands. then I put on my boxing gloves.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:28 pm

I kick LV's balls. :lol:
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plastic

Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:41 pm

little did fircoal know that it was a plastic pitchfork and when i open the capsule in it a dildo came out and i slapped fircoal over the head with it
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Re: plastic

Postby The Weird One on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:48 pm

brooksieb wrote:little did fircoal know that it was a plastic pitchfork and when i open the capsule in it a dildo came out and i slapped fircoal over the head with it


finally, someone with some imagination.

I shove a rabid chipmunk down broosieb's pants. the rest is history. :twisted:
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Postby soundout9 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:50 pm

My army of spam destroys you!
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:50 pm

I thunderbolt TWO, and blame him for eating all the cookies.
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the trusty dildo

Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:52 pm

brooksieb took the chipmunk out of his pants took the dildo out of fircoals head put it in the chipmunk throat, done some up and down movement took it out and cornerd the weird one with the dildo and the animal rights guy

(R.I.P. chipmunk who became cannonfodder out of brooksieb's ass!)
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Postby fireedud on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:15 pm

I take the chipmunk's gravestone nd whack brooksieb over the head with it.
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:24 pm

brooksieb then gets mental and starts licking fireedud until he is shivering with fright and then faints (brooksieb then mugs ur stuff and sells it on ebay to buy a new dildo)
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:27 pm

I shove a cut-off testicle down soundout9's pants
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Postby Hitman079 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:27 pm

this sounds a hell of a lot like king of the hill.
being a hitman i use my awesome stuntsman and marksmanship skills to kill everyone in the room.
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:36 pm

little did hitman know that we were all holograms!! I get an laser and start shooting everybody
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:40 pm

brooksieb eats ur lasers and gives u a bitch slap with his old time favourite weapon.........can u guess it....i think u can, its the dildo which sends you spark out
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:41 pm

i eat your dildo, then poop it out in your face
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Postby Ham on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:41 pm

Ham unleashed the mighty SPAM!!!!!! And you get food poisining and have to stay in bed a few weeks.
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Re: FORUM BATTLE!

Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:42 pm

brooksieb wrote:it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight


and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of ignorance

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:45 pm

i poop out the spam in your face. then i unleash a virus into your account system!
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:49 pm

BROOKSIEB SQUIRTS SPIRM INTO DEMONS THROAT MAKING HIM PREGNANT, PRE-OCCUPIED,PHYSICALLY TIRED AND HAVING CHILDREN WHICH MAKES BROOKSIEB A FATHER
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:58 pm

I DECLARE YOU A GAYLORD. YOU ARE TO BE EXECUTED BY UZIS. And by the way, that was yourself in a holo-costume. You were a pre-programmed robot.
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this is real, says the fatman

Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:08 pm

brooksieb get his sons and daughters to go i hate you mum/mom to demon and i get really emotional and dump you leaving you with the children to be depressed for the rest of ur life while i go play with my dildo
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:19 pm

bump
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:27 pm

I HAD NO CHILDREN!!! i ABORTED THEM!
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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:08 pm

*Walks in with shield*
For now, this is merely recon, but if things are suitable, then I shall join the fray with better!
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Postby brooksieb on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:33 pm

as demon killed my children i had to take revenge so i threw demon on to nesconquerer demons head went straight into nes's shield (brooksieb remembers the times his dad used to beat him up with a belt due to his high deficientcies) and got so pissed off his face turned purple (like a fat mon!) shhh....
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