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I am certain that it is for the following reasons:

1) stuff falls from it sometimes
2) HOLY SHIT THE ENTIRE SKY IS FALLING

It can't stay up there forever.

Because the universe is expanding, does that mean the atmosphere is thinning.

No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

hahahaha

Almost got killed by a skyflake yesterday. The thing was bigger than a golf ball. We need a government bureau to fix this...

john9blue wrote:Almost got killed by a skyflake yesterday. The thing was bigger than a golf ball. We need a government bureau to fix this...

i thought there already was a bureau to prevent the sky from falling... isn't it called the department of homeland security?

The sky is falling, the sky is falling...........we must run and tell the king!!!!!!!

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

jay_a2j wrote:

Timminz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

Again, I highly doubt any Good God would be very pleased with such gloating.

You do have the advantage though. If you are correct, you will die and find out you are correct. If you are wrong, you will get to live your entire life under the false impression you were right...and will never know you were wrong.

Its possible you wasted some serious time on a fairy tale, but at least youll never have to face that.

neanderpaul14 wrote:The sky is falling, the sky is falling...........we must run and tell the king!!!!!!!

I thought he only cared when humpty dumpty fell.

jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

+1

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free!

Get up, a get, get, get down.
9-1-1 is a joke in your town.

jay_a2j wrote:

SultanOfSurreal wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:You laugh now, but what I wouldn't give to see the look on your faces when it happens!

and what i wouldn't give to see the look on your face in those flashingly brief moments of lucidity when your cognitive dissonance fails and you realize existence is nothing more than 70 or so years of suffering followed by an irreversible plunge into oblivion, and that you've wasted what unbelievably little time you have worshipping a non-existent sky man and the bizarre, sadistic, patently untrue and impossible fairy tales of barely-literate desert people from the iron age

you shall know the truth and the truth shall set you free!

Or chain you down, as you demonstrate.

AAFitz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

Phatscotty wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

A "religion" does not grant you access to heaven. It's your relationship with Jesus Christ. There may be people from many different "religions" in heaven. The one thing that they will all have in common, is that they will all have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.




The debate is over.....

hecter wrote:It can't stay up there forever.

jay_a2j wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:

AAFitz wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:No, but......


1) the moon will turn "blood red"

2) the sun will not give it's light

3) the "new world order" will be short lived, making way for Christ's reign.





Just the facts m'am, just the facts

the debate is over......

there are about 1000 other religions that interpret it slightly different.

Those are the actual facts. If you did happen to stumble on the right one, and are one of the lucky ones that got informed about the Correct God...kudos...however...I wouldnt gloat in that too much....if hes as Good as you say he is...Ill bet he frowns on that sort of thing.

In case you are wondering which religeon has it right and get's to go to heaven.....it's the Mormons. Mormon is the correct answer

A "religion" does not grant you access to heaven. It's your relationship with Jesus Christ. There may be people from many different "religions" in heaven. The one thing that they will all have in common, is that they will all have accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.




The debate is over.....

Thats very christian of you to love and respect thy brother

The rapture already happened -- if you are here, you missed it.

Whew, thank god I'm still here