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A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:41 pm
by colton24
From USA(aka Civilized Word)
Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)
We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.
Automobiles
First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.
Rest of Letter
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.
Thanks!
USA
(sorry for my english im from the south)
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:44 pm
by the.killing.44
What?
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:46 pm
by Strife
the.killing.44 wrote:What?
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:49 pm
by Serbia
Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:53 pm
by PoleDancer
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Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:54 pm
by Timminz
colton24 wrote:From USA(aka Civilized Word)
Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)
We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.
Automobiles
First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.
Rest of Letter
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.
Thanks!
USA
(sorry for my english im from the south)
Quoted for posterity.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:55 pm
by hwhrhett
you know, our constitution wasnt the first one right? and many other countries have had ones that are surprisingly similar to ours, for longer than the us has existed....
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:02 pm
by AgentSmith88
Not bad for a 12 year old. I've read posts that made less sense from some of the older members who post regularly. That said, totally pointless thread.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:05 pm
by the.killing.44
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:26 pm
by Strife
colton24 wrote:From USA(aka Civilized Word)
Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)
We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.
Automobiles
First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.
Rest of Letter
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.
Thanks!
USA
(sorry for my english im from the south)
Next time, before you plagiarize someone, be sure they're correct. I had no idea that I had insurance on all of those things, I should take someone to court so I can get my due. Many countries that apparently you deem uncivil, do indeed have constitutions, and the U.S. is certainly not the first. I wouldn't be surprised if this "letter" started some sort of all out war against America. Your history book is beyond wrong. The whole U.K. wasn't involved in the Revolutionary War(assuming you are talking about that) however England was, as was France. In fact if it weren't for "uncivil" France you most likely wouldn't have these "insurances." The first automobile wasn't made by the U.S.
This should clarify that for you. "Now words" are the result of the growing laziness in the U.S. Your letter makes us out as some superiority through falshoods, but since it was clearly written in ignorance you make us look savage...
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:41 pm
by Ray Rider
Serbia wrote:Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!
AgentSmith88 wrote:Not bad for a 12 year old. I've read posts that made less sense from some of the older members who post regularly. That said, totally pointless thread.
+1 (we need a "thumbs up" smiley)
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:06 pm
by Army of GOD
colton24 wrote: defence
If you're going to attack the Brits, at least use our form of the word!
yalls
THERE we go!
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:34 pm
by neanderpaul14
Serbia wrote:Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!
Yes he's a much better spokesman that Bush ever was, and I think he may even know more about history that G.W. maybe.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:29 pm
by jonesthecurl
He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:35 pm
by neanderpaul14
jonesthecurl wrote:He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.
And Trivial Pursuit as well
Re: A Letter
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 11:43 pm
by jonesthecurl
neanderpaul14 wrote:jonesthecurl wrote:He could probably beat Bush at Scrabble if he concentrated.
And Trivial Pursuit as well
well, natch. Bush couldn't figure out how the cheese fitted in the disc.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:18 am
by Frigidus
Colton just might be the new targetman.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:19 am
by GabonX
Serbia wrote:Terrific, the US has found a spokesperson. colton24. We're saved now.
Thanks, colton24!
I'm the official spokesperson for the US..
Strife wrote:Next time, before you plagiarize someone, be sure they're correct. I had no idea that I had insurance on all of those things, I should take someone to court so I can get my due. Many countries that apparently you deem uncivil, do indeed have constitutions, and the U.S. is certainly not the first. I wouldn't be surprised if this "letter" started some sort of all out war against America. Your history book is beyond wrong. The whole U.K. wasn't involved in the Revolutionary War(assuming you are talking about that) however England was, as was France. In fact if it weren't for "uncivil" France you most likely wouldn't have these "insurances." The first automobile wasn't made by the U.S.
This should clarify that for you. "Now words" are the result of the growing laziness in the U.S. Your letter makes us out as some superiority through falshoods, but since it was clearly written in ignorance you make us look savage...
This letter isn't going to start an all out war against America. While his delivery leaves something to be desired (Ahem*) it's refreshing to see people who do not feel or act inferior. We are not inferior.
Also, it's not really relevant where the first car was made (and I never claimed that the first car was made in America
) if you consider the quality and availability of the earlier models. It was in the United States that the first automobile became readily available to the public and it was due to American innovations such as the assembly line.
The world's most influential car of the twentieth centuryP.S. Colton..
..Messages like this only serve to alienate people who might empathize with our views. While the people who are truly fixed in their beliefs will never consider the merit of another argument, most people do not have these kinds of convictions. There is a way to approach issues which can bring those in the middle to our side, and another which will push them away.
Saying things with the intention of offending those who we disagree with will only serve to push these people from us. This is something to consider applying to more than just these forums.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:00 am
by xelabale
PoleDancer wrote:I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!
And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?
Re: A Letter
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:50 am
by Serbia
Frigidus wrote:Colton just might be the new targetman.
Not possible. targetman shall forever be worse.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:33 am
by jonka
xelabale wrote:PoleDancer wrote:I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!
And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?
But that would be Fascism, no Communism, Even though they are exactly opposite lets blame both on democrats.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:26 pm
by Timminz
jonka wrote:xelabale wrote:PoleDancer wrote:I'm gonna guess he referring to all the anti-USA posts by non-Americans. just hate/envy,my neighbor looks at me the same way. he wants what I got, I just get an extra lock and make sure he sees me wave at him with an extra bright smile every morning! Ta!
And this is good because...? What a wonderful society you have. Wouldn't it be much nicer to have no locks and share?
But that would be Fascism, no Communism, Even though they are exactly opposite lets blame both on democrats.
You god damned fascist commie!
Re: A Letter
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:04 pm
by got tonkaed
Serbia wrote:Frigidus wrote:Colton just might be the new targetman.
Not possible. targetman shall forever be worse.
There should be a panel of spokespeople for the conservative team here on cc. Considering we liberal folk have a bit more experience with getting people together to do all those "dialoging" exercises, let us do the heavy lifting for you.
Allow me to introduce the founding members of Spokesperson Team CC -the right winger edition...
Targetman! JJM! Colton24! Gregrios!
Re: A Letter
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:22 pm
by Snorri1234
colton24 wrote:From USA(aka Civilized Word)
Dear Uncivilized World (aka UK Turkey and others)
We have noticed in the past few days you idiots like to piss people off especially the US. Well this letter is to the people of the bullshit thread A Letter to the Tea Party Rebels.
Automobiles
First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.
Rest of Letter
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
We have a constitution unlike you guys over there. We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there. Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago. I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag. Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.
Thanks!
USA
(sorry for my english im from the south)
Oh man....This post is just...awesome.
First off we made them first im pretty sure. Secondly you brits can't make shit over 25 MPH.
Question 1: Are brits the only ones who make cars?
Question 2: Where do the fastest cars come from?
We have a constitution unlike you guys over there.
Wait what?
We also use the "now" words unlike yall over there.
?
Another thing you just can't admit that we kicked yalls ass 233 years ago.
Yeah dude brag about how awesome you were over 200 years ago, that'll show em!
I remember this from history book, the UK accused the US of Imperialism back in the day, but that is the same thing the UK is doing right now with colonies anything like austrialia you force them to put the brit flag on their flag.
....
Is this guy for real?
Lastly, we could kick yalls ass again.
Except for when China would show up and tell you they own the guns and shit you're using.
Re: A Letter
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 6:25 pm
by MeDeFe
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