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Accused:

[player]Handsomewhitecat[/player]



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[spoiler=Game 5405043 Chat Log]2009-08-10 15:40:48 - Mr Changsha: Good luck and have fun all...
2009-08-10 15:47:09 - Handsomewhitecat: hello everyone, hope you throw lots of 1's!
2009-08-10 15:48:22 - Mr Changsha: Hey! Stop exterminating all my 3's!!!!;)
2009-08-10 15:49:21 - kgbpizza: hi all sry for the missed turn--- phone call
2009-08-10 15:49:24 - kgbpizza: wont happen agin
2009-08-10 15:49:27 - kgbpizza: gl
2009-08-10 15:55:16 - Fruitcake: you do all realise that Mr C has a dice and drop software patch don't you.
2009-08-10 15:56:19 - Mr Changsha: yep, that explains the hat...
2009-08-10 15:57:12 - Fruitcake: no...I heard the hat was a gift from a gay friend and you have been seen wearing it in public!
2009-08-10 15:57:14 - Handsomewhitecat: whats that software do?
2009-08-10 15:57:50 - Fruitcake: drop and a 5% advantage in the dice throwing
2009-08-10 15:58:04 - Fruitcake: makes sure you have an advantage in the drop
2009-08-10 15:58:23 - Mr Changsha: oh for the love of god no...
2009-08-10 15:58:26 - Handsomewhitecat: your shittin me? Really?
2009-08-10 15:58:45 - Fruitcake: he is a cheapskate though, I paid Lack $100 for the prima patch
2009-08-10 15:58:53 - kgbpizza: is there really software that does that?
2009-08-10 15:58:57 - Fruitcake: why do you think I am a General?
2009-08-10 15:59:03 - kgbpizza: cuz if so that is pathetic
2009-08-10 15:59:15 - Handsomewhitecat: i agree
2009-08-10 15:59:21 - Mr Changsha: (hits head against desk)
2009-08-10 15:59:24 - Fruitcake: Mr C only paid $50 for his
2009-08-10 15:59:45 - Mr Changsha: (bemoans his choice in friends)
2009-08-10 16:00:09 - Mr Changsha: (fears a gang bang coming his way)
2009-08-10 16:00:58 - Mr Changsha: Fc you freak these chaps out and I'm gonna dive bomb your trips games you see if I don't!!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:07 - kgbpizza: guess it's time to take red out of this game then fellas so we can play an honest game
2009-08-10 16:01:17 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:01:22 - Mr Changsha: Fruitcake!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:32 - Mr Changsha: You bastard!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:37 - Fruitcake: well they gotta know the truth Mr C
2009-08-10 16:01:48 - Mr Changsha: (though it is funny)
2009-08-10 16:01:52 - Handsomewhitecat: i did notice that red got most of a territory at the start yellow, was gonna say how fortunate, but now.....
2009-08-10 16:02:48 - kgbpizza: i know... luck is one thing but this is another
2009-08-10 16:03:08 - Fruitcake: actually guys, I should be honest
2009-08-10 16:03:09 - Mr Changsha: seriously, he is just joking
2009-08-10 16:03:17 - Fruitcake: he doesn't have the $50 patch
2009-08-10 16:03:34 - Fruitcake: he has the $100 patch so you are all pretty much fucked
2009-08-10 16:03:43 - kgbpizza: what he's got the $100 one lol
2009-08-10 16:03:58 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:04:06 - Mr Changsha: (throws himself out of the window)
2009-08-10 16:05:53 - Fruitcake: watch and learn guys, watch and learn...see the master at work....
2009-08-10 16:06:50 - Handsomewhitecat: master or cheat?
2009-08-10 16:07:07 - kgbpizza: cheat from the sounds of it
2009-08-10 16:07:16 - Fruitcake: he's not a cheat...really...just has the right contacts
2009-08-10 16:07:32 - kgbpizza: i just hit the forums and it looks like there are patches people use
2009-08-10 16:07:46 - kgbpizza: it's cheating if it's an add-on that others don't have
2009-08-10 16:07:53 - kgbpizza: and it gives an advantage
2009-08-10 16:08:13 - Fruitcake: they are available...just PM optimus prime and demand your upgrade
2009-08-10 16:08:25 - Fruitcake: he gives them away for nothing to lower ranks
2009-08-10 16:08:47 - Handsomewhitecat: how sad some people are
2009-08-10 16:08:50 - Mr Changsha: Fc you've started a witch hunt now...I may die, but I'll die laughing so that's something.
2009-08-10 16:13:38 - Fruitcake: see how easy those kills were yellow? not a single loss...that's because you didn't have an adjacent territory to Mr C
2009-08-10 16:14:39 - Mr Changsha: oh how very droll...
2009-08-10 16:14:55 - Fruitcake: whilst pink, who does, lost a few along the way there
2009-08-10 16:17:24 - Fruitcake: oh..and lookie lookie...Mr C has a 10 set with a territory owned right on his border...
2009-08-10 16:18:07 - kgbpizza: it helps with all that too?
2009-08-10 16:18:49 - Fruitcake: oh yes...it's an add on for special players. Don't concern yourself they only give it to people who are seriously good players anyway.
2009-08-10 16:20:16 - Fruitcake: as I said...just PM Optimus Prime, he will sort you out a starter patch
2009-08-10 16:20:37 - Handsomewhitecat: why cheat?
2009-08-10 16:21:27 - Mr Changsha: I have to say Fc you are amusingly adding to my strategic considerations here. Moral- Suicides could come from anywhere at this point!
2009-08-10 16:22:00 - Mr Changsha: Also funny that pink and green are obviously quietly enjoying my discomfort
2009-08-10 16:22:25 - Miztheconquerer: hardly
2009-08-10 16:22:33 - Fruitcake: well they have the junior patches anyway
2009-08-10 16:22:34 - Handsomewhitecat: i really am amazed that anyone would be so sad to want to win that much
2009-08-10 16:22:42 - Miztheconquerer: i'm dumbfounded to whether there is any strategy in this game
2009-08-10 16:22:55 - Miztheconquerer: people seem to just be attacking for no reason
2009-08-10 16:22:56 - Fruitcake: blue and yellow are the patsys here...just feel they should know this
2009-08-10 16:24:31 - Handsomewhitecat: patsys? wots that?
2009-08-10 16:25:09 - Fruitcake: means you are the guys who were always going to lose no matter what....sorry, but there it is.
2009-08-10 16:26:37 - Handsomewhitecat: how does that work then, the dice are rigged?
2009-08-10 16:27:33 - Mr Changsha: Well if you follow the logic, if I have this patch then you are all effected negatively as well. Obviously.
2009-08-10 16:27:57 - Mr Changsha: Or maybe there is no patch and Fc is pulling your chains...
2009-08-10 16:28:33 - kgbpizza: pretty sure there is a patch, at least it is discussed in the forums... whether you have the patch is another issue
2009-08-10 16:30:16 - Fruitcake: well I have got to go...my tea will be on the table soon, the serving girls are waiting...so I had better go....good luck to you all. Well done Mr C on another win
2009-08-10 16:30:56 - Mr Changsha: cheerio Fc!!!
2009-08-10 16:32:01 - Mr Changsha: My dice seemed to lack their invulnerability there...
2009-08-10 16:32:27 - manwiththeplan: where can i get this patch??? i pm'd optimus but i'm still waiting for a reply
2009-08-10 16:33:17 - kgbpizza: i don't think anyone is saying they're invulnerable just have an edge to them
2009-08-10 16:35:36 - Mr Changsha: manwitheplan...batman patch = 25 dollars, spiderman = 50 dollars, superman = 75 dollars and captain communist = 100 dollars!!!
2009-08-10 16:37:04 - manwiththeplan: not sure i can afford the captain commie patch. guess i'll go with the spiderman
2009-08-10 16:38:11 - Mr Changsha: not bad, you're men get +1 on dice due to being able to jump REALLY FUCKING FAR
2009-08-10 16:59:12 - Mr Changsha: yellow, why?
2009-08-10 16:59:37 - Mr Changsha: pink is about to go neutral, blue has two bonuses (or is about to) and you suicide into me?
2009-08-10 17:01:11 - Mr Changsha: yellow?
2009-08-10 17:01:35 - kgbpizza: call it a moral suicide, you knew it was coming at some point
2009-08-10 17:02:20 - Mr Changsha: no I thought you realised he was joking.
2009-08-10 17:03:13 - Mr Changsha: the patches you have read about are for BOB (game stats) or Map Rank...there is no dice patch.
2009-08-10 17:06:52 - Mr Changsha: never has been a dice patch. So understand you are sodding up this game if you suicide at me again.
2009-08-10 17:09:13 - Mr Changsha: Actually, it is pretty much sodded up already:(
2009-08-10 17:18:30 - Handsomewhitecat: you sure the dice aint rigged, yu didnt lose 1 troop then
2009-08-10 17:18:58 - Mr Changsha: well I did a few...but yeah I went for broke
2009-08-10 17:20:56 - Mr Changsha: but you were about to win so I had to try...
2009-08-10 17:21:33 - Mr Changsha: you probably still will with that neutral advantage
2009-08-10 17:24:08 - Miztheconquerer: sry red, as you can see i'm not in a position to help
2009-08-10 17:27:42 - Mr Changsha: forting algeria would help...
2009-08-10 17:35:00 - Handsomewhitecat: fuckin el, wots your gameplan green? apart from bein reds bitch
2009-08-10 17:36:44 - Handsomewhitecat: remember i am a patsys? gonna lose anyway
2009-08-10 17:37:08 - Miztheconquerer: ?
2009-08-10 17:37:43 - Handsomewhitecat: ? you sleeping with Mr C?
2009-08-10 17:38:32 - Mr Changsha: he's just hitting the game leader.
2009-08-10 17:39:17 - Handsomewhitecat: no he's playin for you
2009-08-10 17:40:12 - Handsomewhitecat: why aint he gettin himself africa and earning an extra 3?
2009-08-10 17:46:34 - Handsomewhitecat: this is fuckin rigged. 19 v 15 and you lose just 4 troops
2009-08-10 17:47:18 - Handsomewhitecat: gom on green, suck his cock some more
2009-08-10 17:47:52 - Mr Changsha: no just lucky.
2009-08-10 17:47:56 - Miztheconquerer: grow up blue
2009-08-10 17:48:02 - Miztheconquerer: easy on the language
2009-08-10 17:48:16 - Handsomewhitecat: f'uck off
2009-08-10 17:48:56 - Miztheconquerer: you're reported
2009-08-10 17:50:00 - Handsomewhitecat: you reporting ur lover too? he swears in capitals!
2009-08-10 17:55:09 - Miztheconquerer: take him out red, we'll have a nice civilized finish to this
2009-08-10 17:57:18 - Mr Changsha: you first...
2009-08-10 17:58:02 - Handsomewhitecat: finish being that ur gonna bend over and let him have it. Most civilised.
2009-08-10 17:59:05 - Handsomewhitecat: i take that back as have just seen you attack him, clever stuff green
2009-08-10 17:59:12 - Miztheconquerer: blue, you're a retard. you actually thought he had a dice patch, ha! are you 12 years old?
2009-08-10 17:59:51 - Mr Changsha: ok blue go attack green! That's what you do now!
2009-08-10 18:00:06 - Handsomewhitecat: you obviously are if your easily offended by a bit of anglo saxon f'uck words
2009-08-10 18:00:41 - Miztheconquerer: i have some manners
2009-08-10 18:01:34 - Mr Changsha: and blue has two bonuses again...sure you want to fight me right now green?
2009-08-10 18:02:23 - Mr Changsha: blue = 41 green = 24 red = 26
2009-08-10 18:02:40 - Handsomewhitecat: go on take him out green, lets finish this in a polite stiff upper lip manner
2009-08-10 18:03:23 - Miztheconquerer: f'uck you blue. ha, i said a naughty word! man i'm cool
2009-08-10 18:03:30 - Mr Changsha: there was that dice patch working a charm again...
2009-08-10 18:04:44 - Handsomewhitecat: excellent now your down to my level green, your not so bad after all
2009-08-10 18:04:45 - Miztheconquerer: freaking les goddams
2009-08-10 18:08:31 - Mr Changsha: green, the bonus...I kind of need it to fight blue you know...
2009-08-10 18:09:59 - Mr Changsha: though we are hitting the realms of 'too late' rather rapidly
2009-08-10 18:10:05 - Miztheconquerer: no
2009-08-10 18:10:34 - Miztheconquerer: ok, but leave none on that border
2009-08-10 18:10:36 - Mr Changsha: ok, well it'll be over quick then
2009-08-10 18:10:49 - Mr Changsha: done...
2009-08-10 18:11:51 - Handsomewhitecat: oh my god, am the lowest rank here and you gotta team up to get me
2009-08-10 18:12:48 - Handsomewhitecat: thats disgusting
2009-08-10 18:13:05 - Handsomewhitecat: thats worse than gay porn
2009-08-10 18:13:30 - Mr Changsha: frankly after the yellow suicide, the neutral border in W.Europe for you...you should have won this rounds a go.
2009-08-10 18:14:11 - Mr Changsha: ok green, let's go to work.
2009-08-10 18:14:37 - Handsomewhitecat: frankly if i was playing individuals i might have . tosser
2009-08-10 18:15:52 - Handsomewhitecat: come on sweetie lets have a spit roast xxx
2009-08-10 18:16:17 - Mr Changsha: shit dice don't help with the bravado of course!
2009-08-10 18:18:00 - Handsomewhitecat: oh dear the allies werent hard enough
2009-08-10 18:19:45 - Handsomewhitecat: go on then girls try again
2009-08-10 18:26:47 - Handsomewhitecat: in all the games i have played(not that many) never have i seen such disgustin behaviour, am reportin you to the gay police
2009-08-10 18:29:35 - Handsomewhitecat: you should be ashamed of yourselves
2009-08-10 18:29:44 - Miztheconquerer: i am, i won't be able to sleep
2009-08-10 18:31:53 - Handsomewhitecat: Doubt yu will with your arse bleeding so bad
2009-08-10 18:33:17 - Mr Changsha: I think blue has the dice patch
2009-08-10 18:33:26 - Miztheconquerer: get in the fight red
2009-08-10 18:34:15 - Mr Changsha: oh I'm trying...
2009-08-10 18:35:22 - Miztheconquerer: get those armies up from turkey
2009-08-10 18:35:44 - Mr Changsha: I lost a hell of a lot on hungary you know. Fort, loss, fort, loss...
2009-08-10 18:38:56 - Handsomewhitecat: you sad pair of fags
2009-08-10 18:38:59 - Mr Changsha: you've sort of blocked me getting them up to the front...
2009-08-10 18:44:40 - Handsomewhitecat: get them armies back in turkey gay boys
2009-08-10 18:46:30 - Handsomewhitecat: this is gonna go on forever, aint never gonna bend over and be gay raped by you 2
2009-08-10 18:55:03 - frozen_flame: First of all, thanks for the laugh. Also, watching Mr C in real time makes my naughty parts tingle.
2009-08-10 18:55:27 - Handsomewhitecat: see my rating, thats coz i play a fair game, you 2 will receive the worst possible rating . dunno about foe list, i need cock sucking faggo9ts list
2009-08-10 18:56:30 - Fruitcake: Been out rounding up the posse Mr C...just had to once I returned to see the eloquent writing in here
2009-08-10 18:56:47 - lord voldemort: quite possibly the funniest thing ive read all day
2009-08-10 18:57:29 - Miztheconquerer: it's hilarious. blue is somewhat of a homophobe it appears
2009-08-10 18:57:58 - Mr Changsha: yes, Fc cost me a suicide (but then I killed him naturally) but I've enjoyed this game a great deal...
2009-08-10 18:59:01 - Handsomewhitecat: homophobe? fuckin right i am
2009-08-10 18:59:22 - Mr Changsha: green we've had this before you know...you hit me blue wins.
2009-08-10 18:59:52 - Fruitcake: if you are a homophobe, why do you say you need cock at the end of the line, 8 lines up
2009-08-10 19:00:11 - Mr Changsha: as is ably demonstrated by blue's huge stack coming your way...
2009-08-10 19:01:41 - Miztheconquerer: so i see
2009-08-10 19:01:47 - Miztheconquerer: i with blue knew what he was doing
2009-08-10 19:01:54 - Miztheconquerer: he should have won this 2 hours ago
2009-08-10 19:02:27 - Handsomewhitecat: ah fritcake, you gonna explain that one
2009-08-10 19:05:06 - Handsomewhitecat: hi should have won this 2 hours ago? What are you on about?
2009-08-10 19:05:40 - Fruitcake: where's owenshooter when he should be around.
2009-08-10 19:05:48 - nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue
2009-08-10 19:06:25 - nagerous: you never know you might enjoy it
2009-08-10 19:06:29 - nagerous: do you like eating sausages?
2009-08-10 19:06:38 - nagerous: or perhaps chipolattas
2009-08-10 19:06:54 - Fruitcake: nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue...indeed...after all according to Mr C you have a huge stack
2009-08-10 19:07:16 - nagerous: have you ever seen a grown man naked?
2009-08-10 19:08:13 - nagerous: did you ever hang around the gymnasium?
2009-08-10 19:08:30 - nagerous: ever been in a turkish prison?
2009-08-10 19:13:12 - nagerous: have you ever watche gladiators?
2009-08-10 19:17:06 - Handsomewhitecat: Was quite impressed with the hu8ge stack compliment mr C, and as green is your bitch, i will spend the rest of the game killing him so you can win xxxx ( please let me be your new bitch tho . xxxx
2009-08-10 19:17:42 - Handsomewhitecat: bugsy being the pitcher first mr C xxxx
2009-08-10 19:18:38 - owenshooter: who said something about a naked man
2009-08-10 19:19:01 - nagerous: looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
2009-08-10 19:20:12 - Mr Changsha: lol
2009-08-10 19:20:34 - Handsomewhitecat: oooh, mr C loves a bit of brown sniffin nagerous
2009-08-10 19:20:52 - owenshooter: does anyone here speak jive?
2009-08-10 19:22:02 - Fruitcake: does anyone here suffer from piles?
2009-08-10 19:22:24 - Mr Changsha: Oooh, me! me!
2009-08-10 19:22:34 - Mr Changsha: (to both)
2009-08-10 19:22:48 - Handsomewhitecat: Mizwas complaining of insomnia due to arse bleedin
2009-08-10 19:25:55 - Fruitcake: It does worry me that the software tells us to 'load entire log' just under the right hand corner of the map
2009-08-10 19:26:30 - Handsomewhitecat: gonna take things real slow and easy Mr C, Call it man love protest
2009-08-10 19:26:57 - Miztheconquerer: i'm out of here. can't stand blue. sorry red, gg
2009-08-10 19:27:26 - Mr Changsha: And now for the big, messy finish...
2009-08-10 19:27:52 - Mr Changsha: this has just been a den of homosexual innuendo...
2009-08-10 19:28:07 - daydream: hey blue, do you like fishsticks?
2009-08-10 19:28:12 - Fruitcake: oh dear...not the anal spray again Mr C
2009-08-10 19:28:28 - Handsomewhitecat: oh i am sorry green, did we fall out?
2009-08-10 19:28:57 - nagerous: I'll hand some to your white cat
2009-08-10 19:30:20 - daydream: it appears i do not get blues attention, maybe i am not acting gay enough yet
2009-08-10 19:30:28 - Fruitcake: he shoots he scores......
2009-08-10 19:30:42 - Mr Changsha: sweet!!!! thank god for that dice patch!!!!
2009-08-10 19:31:07 - Handsomewhitecat: couldnt have done it without his bitch fruitcake
2009-08-10 19:31:22 - nagerous: *creates the cheating and abuse thread*
2009-08-10 19:32:37 - Mr Changsha: ah now that's called strategy...my new bitch blue!!!
2009-08-10 19:33:16 - Fruitcake: thanks for the entertainment fellas.....
2009-08-10 19:33:27 - daydream: hahahahahaha fruitcake just won a game he is not even in?
2009-08-10 19:33:49 - Handsomewhitecat: gotta fuckin headache, so no not tonight mr C
2009-08-10 19:34:56 - Mr Changsha: If I do say so myself...I am very, very good...
2009-08-10 19:35:41 - Mr Changsha: for 45 freakin points! Totally worth it.
2009-08-10 19:36:30 - Fruitcake: gg.
2009-08-10 19:38:11 - Handsomewhitecat: wot rating do i give you mr C?
2009-08-10 19:41:28 - Handsomewhitecat: fruitcake, no way was that a gg. Was disgustin what they did, wot sort of rating do i give?[/spoiler]

Apart from some rather unwise jokes about 'dice patches' by players that were not participating in that game. Not much to act on really as [player]Handsomewhitecat[/player] was handsomely baited by a variety of players.

So [player]Miztheconquerer[/player], if you truly found [player]Handsomewhitecat[/player]'s language that offensive, then add him to your foe list. To do this you need to go to his profile(click his name in this post), then click the 'Add Foe' button further down his profile page, click 'Yes' to confirm.

If [player]Handsomewhitecat[/player] persists in sending you unsolicited abusive PM's, then follow the instructions below:

1 > Go to the Interaction Menu in the sidebar.

2 > Click on Inbox.

3 > Click on Rules, folders & settings.


3.a > Under the section headed 'ADD NEW RULE' click on the drop down box to the right of "If:" and select 'Sender', then click the 'next' button just to the right hand side of the drop down box.

3.b > Then you will have another list of option in the drop down box, select 'is' if you want to block just the one person, or 'is foe' if you want to block all PM's from all your foes on your foe list. Click the 'next' button when you've selected your preferred condition.

3.c > If you selected 'is foe' then skip to step 4 >. If you selected 'is' instead, then another box will appear for you to type in the username of the player you're setting a condition for(in your case that would be Handsomewhitecat), enter the desired username and click the 'next' button.
4 > Finally you will be presented with a drop down box containing a list of actions, click on the box and select 'Delete Message'(it's at the bottom of the list). To finish the proceedure, click the 'Add Rule' button just the right of the box.

Congratulation! You've successfully rigged your inbox to automatically delete incoming PM's from tools, tossers and twats that you don't ever want to talk to again!

[Darwins_Bane]

[spoiler=Game 5405043 Chat Log]2009-08-10 15:40:48 - Mr Changsha: Good luck and have fun all...
2009-08-10 15:47:09 - Handsomewhitecat: hello everyone, hope you throw lots of 1's!
2009-08-10 15:48:22 - Mr Changsha: Hey! Stop exterminating all my 3's!!!!;)
2009-08-10 15:49:21 - kgbpizza: hi all sry for the missed turn--- phone call
2009-08-10 15:49:24 - kgbpizza: wont happen agin
2009-08-10 15:49:27 - kgbpizza: gl
2009-08-10 15:55:16 - Fruitcake: you do all realise that Mr C has a dice and drop software patch don't you.
2009-08-10 15:56:19 - Mr Changsha: yep, that explains the hat...
2009-08-10 15:57:12 - Fruitcake: no...I heard the hat was a gift from a gay friend and you have been seen wearing it in public!
2009-08-10 15:57:14 - Handsomewhitecat: whats that software do?
2009-08-10 15:57:50 - Fruitcake: drop and a 5% advantage in the dice throwing
2009-08-10 15:58:04 - Fruitcake: makes sure you have an advantage in the drop
2009-08-10 15:58:23 - Mr Changsha: oh for the love of god no...
2009-08-10 15:58:26 - Handsomewhitecat: your shittin me? Really?
2009-08-10 15:58:45 - Fruitcake: he is a cheapskate though, I paid Lack $100 for the prima patch
2009-08-10 15:58:53 - kgbpizza: is there really software that does that?
2009-08-10 15:58:57 - Fruitcake: why do you think I am a General?
2009-08-10 15:59:03 - kgbpizza: cuz if so that is pathetic
2009-08-10 15:59:15 - Handsomewhitecat: i agree
2009-08-10 15:59:21 - Mr Changsha: (hits head against desk)
2009-08-10 15:59:24 - Fruitcake: Mr C only paid $50 for his
2009-08-10 15:59:45 - Mr Changsha: (bemoans his choice in friends)
2009-08-10 16:00:09 - Mr Changsha: (fears a gang bang coming his way)
2009-08-10 16:00:58 - Mr Changsha: Fc you freak these chaps out and I'm gonna dive bomb your trips games you see if I don't!!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:07 - kgbpizza: guess it's time to take red out of this game then fellas so we can play an honest game
2009-08-10 16:01:17 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:01:22 - Mr Changsha: Fruitcake!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:32 - Mr Changsha: You bastard!!!!
2009-08-10 16:01:37 - Fruitcake: well they gotta know the truth Mr C
2009-08-10 16:01:48 - Mr Changsha: (though it is funny)
2009-08-10 16:01:52 - Handsomewhitecat: i did notice that red got most of a territory at the start yellow, was gonna say how fortunate, but now.....
2009-08-10 16:02:48 - kgbpizza: i know... luck is one thing but this is another
2009-08-10 16:03:08 - Fruitcake: actually guys, I should be honest
2009-08-10 16:03:09 - Mr Changsha: seriously, he is just joking
2009-08-10 16:03:17 - Fruitcake: he doesn't have the $50 patch
2009-08-10 16:03:34 - Fruitcake: he has the $100 patch so you are all pretty much fucked
2009-08-10 16:03:43 - kgbpizza: what he's got the $100 one lol
2009-08-10 16:03:58 - kgbpizza: lol
2009-08-10 16:04:06 - Mr Changsha: (throws himself out of the window)
2009-08-10 16:05:53 - Fruitcake: watch and learn guys, watch and learn...see the master at work....
2009-08-10 16:06:50 - Handsomewhitecat: master or cheat?
2009-08-10 16:07:07 - kgbpizza: cheat from the sounds of it
2009-08-10 16:07:16 - Fruitcake: he's not a cheat...really...just has the right contacts
2009-08-10 16:07:32 - kgbpizza: i just hit the forums and it looks like there are patches people use
2009-08-10 16:07:46 - kgbpizza: it's cheating if it's an add-on that others don't have
2009-08-10 16:07:53 - kgbpizza: and it gives an advantage
2009-08-10 16:08:13 - Fruitcake: they are available...just PM optimus prime and demand your upgrade
2009-08-10 16:08:25 - Fruitcake: he gives them away for nothing to lower ranks
2009-08-10 16:08:47 - Handsomewhitecat: how sad some people are
2009-08-10 16:08:50 - Mr Changsha: Fc you've started a witch hunt now...I may die, but I'll die laughing so that's something.
2009-08-10 16:13:38 - Fruitcake: see how easy those kills were yellow? not a single loss...that's because you didn't have an adjacent territory to Mr C
2009-08-10 16:14:39 - Mr Changsha: oh how very droll...
2009-08-10 16:14:55 - Fruitcake: whilst pink, who does, lost a few along the way there
2009-08-10 16:17:24 - Fruitcake: oh..and lookie lookie...Mr C has a 10 set with a territory owned right on his border...
2009-08-10 16:18:07 - kgbpizza: it helps with all that too?
2009-08-10 16:18:49 - Fruitcake: oh yes...it's an add on for special players. Don't concern yourself they only give it to people who are seriously good players anyway.
2009-08-10 16:20:16 - Fruitcake: as I said...just PM Optimus Prime, he will sort you out a starter patch
2009-08-10 16:20:37 - Handsomewhitecat: why cheat?
2009-08-10 16:21:27 - Mr Changsha: I have to say Fc you are amusingly adding to my strategic considerations here. Moral- Suicides could come from anywhere at this point!
2009-08-10 16:22:00 - Mr Changsha: Also funny that pink and green are obviously quietly enjoying my discomfort
2009-08-10 16:22:25 - Miztheconquerer: hardly
2009-08-10 16:22:33 - Fruitcake: well they have the junior patches anyway
2009-08-10 16:22:34 - Handsomewhitecat: i really am amazed that anyone would be so sad to want to win that much
2009-08-10 16:22:42 - Miztheconquerer: i'm dumbfounded to whether there is any strategy in this game
2009-08-10 16:22:55 - Miztheconquerer: people seem to just be attacking for no reason
2009-08-10 16:22:56 - Fruitcake: blue and yellow are the patsys here...just feel they should know this
2009-08-10 16:24:31 - Handsomewhitecat: patsys? wots that?
2009-08-10 16:25:09 - Fruitcake: means you are the guys who were always going to lose no matter what....sorry, but there it is.
2009-08-10 16:26:37 - Handsomewhitecat: how does that work then, the dice are rigged?
2009-08-10 16:27:33 - Mr Changsha: Well if you follow the logic, if I have this patch then you are all effected negatively as well. Obviously.
2009-08-10 16:27:57 - Mr Changsha: Or maybe there is no patch and Fc is pulling your chains...
2009-08-10 16:28:33 - kgbpizza: pretty sure there is a patch, at least it is discussed in the forums... whether you have the patch is another issue
2009-08-10 16:30:16 - Fruitcake: well I have got to go...my tea will be on the table soon, the serving girls are waiting...so I had better go....good luck to you all. Well done Mr C on another win
2009-08-10 16:30:56 - Mr Changsha: cheerio Fc!!!
2009-08-10 16:32:01 - Mr Changsha: My dice seemed to lack their invulnerability there...
2009-08-10 16:32:27 - manwiththeplan: where can i get this patch??? i pm'd optimus but i'm still waiting for a reply
2009-08-10 16:33:17 - kgbpizza: i don't think anyone is saying they're invulnerable just have an edge to them
2009-08-10 16:35:36 - Mr Changsha: manwitheplan...batman patch = 25 dollars, spiderman = 50 dollars, superman = 75 dollars and captain communist = 100 dollars!!!
2009-08-10 16:37:04 - manwiththeplan: not sure i can afford the captain commie patch. guess i'll go with the spiderman
2009-08-10 16:38:11 - Mr Changsha: not bad, you're men get +1 on dice due to being able to jump REALLY FUCKING FAR
2009-08-10 16:59:12 - Mr Changsha: yellow, why?
2009-08-10 16:59:37 - Mr Changsha: pink is about to go neutral, blue has two bonuses (or is about to) and you suicide into me?
2009-08-10 17:01:11 - Mr Changsha: yellow?
2009-08-10 17:01:35 - kgbpizza: call it a moral suicide, you knew it was coming at some point
2009-08-10 17:02:20 - Mr Changsha: no I thought you realised he was joking.
2009-08-10 17:03:13 - Mr Changsha: the patches you have read about are for BOB (game stats) or Map Rank...there is no dice patch.
2009-08-10 17:06:52 - Mr Changsha: never has been a dice patch. So understand you are sodding up this game if you suicide at me again.
2009-08-10 17:09:13 - Mr Changsha: Actually, it is pretty much sodded up already:(
2009-08-10 17:18:30 - Handsomewhitecat: you sure the dice aint rigged, yu didnt lose 1 troop then
2009-08-10 17:18:58 - Mr Changsha: well I did a few...but yeah I went for broke
2009-08-10 17:20:56 - Mr Changsha: but you were about to win so I had to try...
2009-08-10 17:21:33 - Mr Changsha: you probably still will with that neutral advantage
2009-08-10 17:24:08 - Miztheconquerer: sry red, as you can see i'm not in a position to help
2009-08-10 17:27:42 - Mr Changsha: forting algeria would help...
2009-08-10 17:35:00 - Handsomewhitecat: fuckin el, wots your gameplan green? apart from bein reds bitch
2009-08-10 17:36:44 - Handsomewhitecat: remember i am a patsys? gonna lose anyway
2009-08-10 17:37:08 - Miztheconquerer: ?
2009-08-10 17:37:43 - Handsomewhitecat: ? you sleeping with Mr C?
2009-08-10 17:38:32 - Mr Changsha: he's just hitting the game leader.
2009-08-10 17:39:17 - Handsomewhitecat: no he's playin for you
2009-08-10 17:40:12 - Handsomewhitecat: why aint he gettin himself africa and earning an extra 3?
2009-08-10 17:46:34 - Handsomewhitecat: this is fuckin rigged. 19 v 15 and you lose just 4 troops
2009-08-10 17:47:18 - Handsomewhitecat: gom on green, suck his cock some more
2009-08-10 17:47:52 - Mr Changsha: no just lucky.
2009-08-10 17:47:56 - Miztheconquerer: grow up blue
2009-08-10 17:48:02 - Miztheconquerer: easy on the language
2009-08-10 17:48:16 - Handsomewhitecat: f'uck off
2009-08-10 17:48:56 - Miztheconquerer: you're reported
2009-08-10 17:50:00 - Handsomewhitecat: you reporting ur lover too? he swears in capitals!
2009-08-10 17:55:09 - Miztheconquerer: take him out red, we'll have a nice civilized finish to this
2009-08-10 17:57:18 - Mr Changsha: you first...
2009-08-10 17:58:02 - Handsomewhitecat: finish being that ur gonna bend over and let him have it. Most civilised.
2009-08-10 17:59:05 - Handsomewhitecat: i take that back as have just seen you attack him, clever stuff green
2009-08-10 17:59:12 - Miztheconquerer: blue, you're a retard. you actually thought he had a dice patch, ha! are you 12 years old?
2009-08-10 17:59:51 - Mr Changsha: ok blue go attack green! That's what you do now!
2009-08-10 18:00:06 - Handsomewhitecat: you obviously are if your easily offended by a bit of anglo saxon f'uck words
2009-08-10 18:00:41 - Miztheconquerer: i have some manners
2009-08-10 18:01:34 - Mr Changsha: and blue has two bonuses again...sure you want to fight me right now green?
2009-08-10 18:02:23 - Mr Changsha: blue = 41 green = 24 red = 26
2009-08-10 18:02:40 - Handsomewhitecat: go on take him out green, lets finish this in a polite stiff upper lip manner
2009-08-10 18:03:23 - Miztheconquerer: f'uck you blue. ha, i said a naughty word! man i'm cool
2009-08-10 18:03:30 - Mr Changsha: there was that dice patch working a charm again...
2009-08-10 18:04:44 - Handsomewhitecat: excellent now your down to my level green, your not so bad after all
2009-08-10 18:04:45 - Miztheconquerer: freaking les goddams
2009-08-10 18:08:31 - Mr Changsha: green, the bonus...I kind of need it to fight blue you know...
2009-08-10 18:09:59 - Mr Changsha: though we are hitting the realms of 'too late' rather rapidly
2009-08-10 18:10:05 - Miztheconquerer: no
2009-08-10 18:10:34 - Miztheconquerer: ok, but leave none on that border
2009-08-10 18:10:36 - Mr Changsha: ok, well it'll be over quick then
2009-08-10 18:10:49 - Mr Changsha: done...
2009-08-10 18:11:51 - Handsomewhitecat: oh my god, am the lowest rank here and you gotta team up to get me
2009-08-10 18:12:48 - Handsomewhitecat: thats disgusting
2009-08-10 18:13:05 - Handsomewhitecat: thats worse than gay porn
2009-08-10 18:13:30 - Mr Changsha: frankly after the yellow suicide, the neutral border in W.Europe for you...you should have won this rounds a go.
2009-08-10 18:14:11 - Mr Changsha: ok green, let's go to work.
2009-08-10 18:14:37 - Handsomewhitecat: frankly if i was playing individuals i might have . tosser
2009-08-10 18:15:52 - Handsomewhitecat: come on sweetie lets have a spit roast xxx
2009-08-10 18:16:17 - Mr Changsha: shit dice don't help with the bravado of course!
2009-08-10 18:18:00 - Handsomewhitecat: oh dear the allies werent hard enough
2009-08-10 18:19:45 - Handsomewhitecat: go on then girls try again
2009-08-10 18:26:47 - Handsomewhitecat: in all the games i have played(not that many) never have i seen such disgustin behaviour, am reportin you to the gay police
2009-08-10 18:29:35 - Handsomewhitecat: you should be ashamed of yourselves
2009-08-10 18:29:44 - Miztheconquerer: i am, i won't be able to sleep
2009-08-10 18:31:53 - Handsomewhitecat: Doubt yu will with your arse bleeding so bad
2009-08-10 18:33:17 - Mr Changsha: I think blue has the dice patch
2009-08-10 18:33:26 - Miztheconquerer: get in the fight red
2009-08-10 18:34:15 - Mr Changsha: oh I'm trying...
2009-08-10 18:35:22 - Miztheconquerer: get those armies up from turkey
2009-08-10 18:35:44 - Mr Changsha: I lost a hell of a lot on hungary you know. Fort, loss, fort, loss...
2009-08-10 18:38:56 - Handsomewhitecat: you sad pair of fags
2009-08-10 18:38:59 - Mr Changsha: you've sort of blocked me getting them up to the front...
2009-08-10 18:44:40 - Handsomewhitecat: get them armies back in turkey gay boys
2009-08-10 18:46:30 - Handsomewhitecat: this is gonna go on forever, aint never gonna bend over and be gay raped by you 2
2009-08-10 18:55:03 - frozen_flame: First of all, thanks for the laugh. Also, watching Mr C in real time makes my naughty parts tingle.
2009-08-10 18:55:27 - Handsomewhitecat: see my rating, thats coz i play a fair game, you 2 will receive the worst possible rating . dunno about foe list, i need cock sucking faggo9ts list
2009-08-10 18:56:30 - Fruitcake: Been out rounding up the posse Mr C...just had to once I returned to see the eloquent writing in here
2009-08-10 18:56:47 - lord voldemort: quite possibly the funniest thing ive read all day
2009-08-10 18:57:29 - Miztheconquerer: it's hilarious. blue is somewhat of a homophobe it appears
2009-08-10 18:57:58 - Mr Changsha: yes, Fc cost me a suicide (but then I killed him naturally) but I've enjoyed this game a great deal...
2009-08-10 18:59:01 - Handsomewhitecat: homophobe? fuckin right i am
2009-08-10 18:59:22 - Mr Changsha: green we've had this before you know...you hit me blue wins.
2009-08-10 18:59:52 - Fruitcake: if you are a homophobe, why do you say you need cock at the end of the line, 8 lines up
2009-08-10 19:00:11 - Mr Changsha: as is ably demonstrated by blue's huge stack coming your way...
2009-08-10 19:01:41 - Miztheconquerer: so i see
2009-08-10 19:01:47 - Miztheconquerer: i with blue knew what he was doing
2009-08-10 19:01:54 - Miztheconquerer: he should have won this 2 hours ago
2009-08-10 19:02:27 - Handsomewhitecat: ah fritcake, you gonna explain that one
2009-08-10 19:05:06 - Handsomewhitecat: hi should have won this 2 hours ago? What are you on about?
2009-08-10 19:05:40 - Fruitcake: where's owenshooter when he should be around.
2009-08-10 19:05:48 - nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue
2009-08-10 19:06:25 - nagerous: you never know you might enjoy it
2009-08-10 19:06:29 - nagerous: do you like eating sausages?
2009-08-10 19:06:38 - nagerous: or perhaps chipolattas
2009-08-10 19:06:54 - Fruitcake: nagerous: don't knock homosexuality until you've tried it blue...indeed...after all according to Mr C you have a huge stack
2009-08-10 19:07:16 - nagerous: have you ever seen a grown man naked?
2009-08-10 19:08:13 - nagerous: did you ever hang around the gymnasium?
2009-08-10 19:08:30 - nagerous: ever been in a turkish prison?
2009-08-10 19:13:12 - nagerous: have you ever watche gladiators?
2009-08-10 19:17:06 - Handsomewhitecat: Was quite impressed with the hu8ge stack compliment mr C, and as green is your bitch, i will spend the rest of the game killing him so you can win xxxx ( please let me be your new bitch tho . xxxx
2009-08-10 19:17:42 - Handsomewhitecat: bugsy being the pitcher first mr C xxxx
2009-08-10 19:18:38 - owenshooter: who said something about a naked man
2009-08-10 19:19:01 - nagerous: looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
2009-08-10 19:20:12 - Mr Changsha: lol
2009-08-10 19:20:34 - Handsomewhitecat: oooh, mr C loves a bit of brown sniffin nagerous
2009-08-10 19:20:52 - owenshooter: does anyone here speak jive?
2009-08-10 19:22:02 - Fruitcake: does anyone here suffer from piles?
2009-08-10 19:22:24 - Mr Changsha: Oooh, me! me!
2009-08-10 19:22:34 - Mr Changsha: (to both)
2009-08-10 19:22:48 - Handsomewhitecat: Mizwas complaining of insomnia due to arse bleedin
2009-08-10 19:25:55 - Fruitcake: It does worry me that the software tells us to 'load entire log' just under the right hand corner of the map
2009-08-10 19:26:30 - Handsomewhitecat: gonna take things real slow and easy Mr C, Call it man love protest
2009-08-10 19:26:57 - Miztheconquerer: i'm out of here. can't stand blue. sorry red, gg
2009-08-10 19:27:26 - Mr Changsha: And now for the big, messy finish...
2009-08-10 19:27:52 - Mr Changsha: this has just been a den of homosexual innuendo...
2009-08-10 19:28:07 - daydream: hey blue, do you like fishsticks?
2009-08-10 19:28:12 - Fruitcake: oh dear...not the anal spray again Mr C
2009-08-10 19:28:28 - Handsomewhitecat: oh i am sorry green, did we fall out?
2009-08-10 19:28:57 - nagerous: I'll hand some to your white cat
2009-08-10 19:30:20 - daydream: it appears i do not get blues attention, maybe i am not acting gay enough yet
2009-08-10 19:30:28 - Fruitcake: he shoots he scores......
2009-08-10 19:30:42 - Mr Changsha: sweet!!!! thank god for that dice patch!!!!
2009-08-10 19:31:07 - Handsomewhitecat: couldnt have done it without his bitch fruitcake
2009-08-10 19:31:22 - nagerous: *creates the cheating and abuse thread*
2009-08-10 19:32:37 - Mr Changsha: ah now that's called strategy...my new bitch blue!!!
2009-08-10 19:33:16 - Fruitcake: thanks for the entertainment fellas.....
2009-08-10 19:33:27 - daydream: hahahahahaha fruitcake just won a game he is not even in?
2009-08-10 19:33:49 - Handsomewhitecat: gotta fuckin headache, so no not tonight mr C
2009-08-10 19:34:56 - Mr Changsha: If I do say so myself...I am very, very good...
2009-08-10 19:35:41 - Mr Changsha: for 45 freakin points! Totally worth it.
2009-08-10 19:36:30 - Fruitcake: gg.
2009-08-10 19:38:11 - Handsomewhitecat: wot rating do i give you mr C?
2009-08-10 19:41:28 - Handsomewhitecat: fruitcake, no way was that a gg. Was disgustin what they did, wot sort of rating do i give?[/spoiler]

i read the entire chat log....these guys.....just wow....on the note of this accusation....grow some thicker skin....theres a lot of ppl in the world and they arent all nice lol.

[Artimis]

i read the entire chat log....these guys.....just wow....on the note of this accusation....grow some thicker skin....theres a lot of ppl in the world and they arent all nice lol.

That was my instinctual response also, but I decided to show some charity and be helpful rather than run him down, which is what I really wanted to do.

I've just checked his join date: Mon May 26, 2008 11:25 pm

Allow me to second Darwins_Bane's statement, grow some thicker skin, this cannot be the first person you've run into who spazzed out in the game chat when the game wasn't going their way.....

[Mr Changsha]

One of the most enjoyable games I've had on CC. Green and I had great fun trying to contain pfc blue (who had absolutely no idea how to win but had Western Russia + Scandinavia for free), while still trying to kick each other in the head at the right moment.

Great stuff.

I found blue very funny and one can hardly blame him for spouting off after being the victim of such a devious practical joke, I certainly wouldn't foe him.

Even yellow's suicide was understandable under the circumstances...

However I'm looking forward to two more all 1 star ratings from blue and yellow. These speed game are going to have me under 4.0 in no time at all!!!

[Master Fenrir]

I can't stop laughing at that. Devilishly brilliant on Fruitcake's part.

I can't really say the accused deserves punishment. He's a victim of a well-played head game.

[oVo]

Oh carp... my compliments to the chefs
easily the best read of the day.

[jefjef]

What an ASSCLOWN. Is this complaint for real? COLTON - see what your frivolous whining started. Now everyone is fuchin doing it.

[Mr Changsha]

I can't stop laughing at that. Devilishly brilliant on Fruitcake's part.

I can't really say the accused deserves punishment. He's a victim of a well-played head game.

Yes, he was at his best in this game (he was pretty much player 6...at least psychologically).

I pretty much missed the first 5 or so rounds from just laughing so hard...

[Woodruff]

DEMAND the patch upgrade from Optimus Prime...beautiful.

[oVo]

He hasn't messaged me back yet, but I want the deluxe Commie Captain upgrade too
and I'm never clicking . . . load entire log . . . ever again.

that Fruitloop guy with the hat is evil.

[nagerous]

The accused are suspected of:

Severe PM Abuse


any screen prints?

[king achilles]

Cleared, closed and locked from further spamming.