HOT + ALIEN + nsfw
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:28 am
THIS IS A FORMAL OBJECTION TO THE DISCIPLINARY WARNING I RECEIVED FROM clapper011.
I would quote her PM here as proof, except I deleted it about 3 seconds after opening it, as it took that long to find the "x" link on the PM, but it went something like this:
...or something like that I dunno, I'm going from memory (of which there is little) and mostly making it up. Anyhow...
I posted a picture in the HOT + SEXY + nsfw thread, and clapper objected to it. Mind you, it wasn't this picture here:
No no no, an 80 year old woman with cataracts, painted on eyebrows and goatee, and missing/rotten teeth is apparently "HOT + SEXY" (+nfsw). No... this is the picture that got deleted:
This picture got deleted because it was apparently "off-topic"
I object strongly to the suggestion that that picture is not quote HOT + SEXY + nsfw unquote. Why, my manager just disciplined me then for having it on the screen, therefore it is clearly "nsfw".
As for the "HOT + SEXY" parts, I assure you that I am not the only red blooded human being that finds aliens purely dilectable. Here are some examples of other human beings that have swooned for our Martian brothers and sisters and insert-undefined-sex-here:
I accuse of clapper011 of XENOPHOBIA
Now, as many of you know, xenophobia is not a term to be used lightly, but by definition, clapper011 is xenophobic! She removed the picture of sexy alien chocolate goddess Σǔħאקғette, and replaced it with the hate-filled words mod edit. This belies her fear of aliens. What some of you don't know, though, is that xenophobic is synonymous with another word:
RACIST11!1!!!!!
I shall now take this opportunity to quote clapper011 on some of her previous comments:
...no clapper, you obviously don't know what it means. Martians are a race too, and yet you hate them. You pretend to champion tolerance, but you don't, you champion:
SUPREMICIST HYPOCRICY11!1!!1!!!!!
Now that I have made my irrefutable point, I will leave you with some HOT + SEXY + nsfw pictures of the contestants for each planet in last years "Miss Solar System". Each planet pitched their inhabitant that would most likely appeal to each other planet, and therefore win over the judges
Miss Jupiter
Miss Saturn
Miss Uranus
Miss Venus
unknown gender Pluto
Miss Neptune
Miss Mars
A man holding Miss Mercury
Miss Earth
I would quote her PM here as proof, except I deleted it about 3 seconds after opening it, as it took that long to find the "x" link on the PM, but it went something like this:
clapper011 wrote:I don't like you, you're a bad man. You posted something I don't like, that doesn't fit into my perspective of what hot and sexy is, therefore I deleted it. I'm warning you!
...or something like that I dunno, I'm going from memory (of which there is little) and mostly making it up. Anyhow...
I posted a picture in the HOT + SEXY + nsfw thread, and clapper objected to it. Mind you, it wasn't this picture here:
No no no, an 80 year old woman with cataracts, painted on eyebrows and goatee, and missing/rotten teeth is apparently "HOT + SEXY" (+nfsw). No... this is the picture that got deleted:
This picture got deleted because it was apparently "off-topic"
I object strongly to the suggestion that that picture is not quote HOT + SEXY + nsfw unquote. Why, my manager just disciplined me then for having it on the screen, therefore it is clearly "nsfw".
As for the "HOT + SEXY" parts, I assure you that I am not the only red blooded human being that finds aliens purely dilectable. Here are some examples of other human beings that have swooned for our Martian brothers and sisters and insert-undefined-sex-here:
I accuse of clapper011 of XENOPHOBIA
The most legitimate sources of knowledge the world has ever seen: Google and Wikipedia wrote:Xeno- is a prefix based on the Greek word "Xenos", meaning stranger. In science fiction it has been used to refer to extraterrestrial life.
-phobia A phobia (from the Greek: φόβος, phóbos, "fear"), or morbid fear', is an irrational, intense, persistent fear of certain situations, activities, things, or people. The main symptom of this disorder is the excessive, unreasonable desire to avoid the feared subject.
Now, as many of you know, xenophobia is not a term to be used lightly, but by definition, clapper011 is xenophobic! She removed the picture of sexy alien chocolate goddess Σǔħאקғette, and replaced it with the hate-filled words mod edit. This belies her fear of aliens. What some of you don't know, though, is that xenophobic is synonymous with another word:
RACIST11!1!!!!!
I shall now take this opportunity to quote clapper011 on some of her previous comments:
clapper011 medley wrote:locked due to racism!
racism is not welcome on this site buddy.
that is just wrong. locked! that is racism and bigotry in one of the worst senses.
perhaps you have never dealt with racism in your life. many of us have, and many of us know what is and what it means.
...no clapper, you obviously don't know what it means. Martians are a race too, and yet you hate them. You pretend to champion tolerance, but you don't, you champion:
SUPREMICIST HYPOCRICY11!1!!1!!!!!
Now that I have made my irrefutable point, I will leave you with some HOT + SEXY + nsfw pictures of the contestants for each planet in last years "Miss Solar System". Each planet pitched their inhabitant that would most likely appeal to each other planet, and therefore win over the judges
Miss Jupiter
Miss Saturn
Miss Uranus
Miss Venus
unknown gender Pluto
Miss Neptune
Miss Mars
A man holding Miss Mercury
Miss Earth
sang a glorious salute.
