Conquer Club

If you do own a gnu, how would you deal with living in Milwalkee after reading this article?

http://www.libertyforall.net/?p=2487

Just who does Police Chief Ed Flynn think he is?

I don't think it's right to own gnu's, let alone any wild animal.

I would feel much safer with a Gnu, though I might well conceal it in order to prevent panic.

I have a gnu, I like to bring it with me wherever I go. I believe in the right to keep and bear my gnu! (Although, a bear gnu is very funny looking!) It's hard to shave a gnu...

I would probably have many Gnus, so as to have one for any occasion and situation. You never know when one will serve better than the other! Of course, I would be worried that someone could use my Gnu against me, so I'll have to train with it constantly.

pimpdave wrote:Just who does Police Chief Ed Flynn think he is?

I have to read up on this guy...but not right now...I'm late and I gotta rnu.

gnu is not unix and never will be

But I don't mind them, I'm tolerant.

Ah yes, prowler has graduated from dogs to wilderbeest.
His first wilderbeest girlfriend has dumped him, and he is now dating several others.
Meanwhile, in other gnus...

Gnus don't kill people, gnus on bears do.

My gnu has a gun.

I have a gnu gun, I keep it in the gnu armory. The old one is full up.

I have a fully automatic .50 cal gnu. Deadly.


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