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Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:41 pm
by The Saxby
Who would win?
EDIT: I guess I have to make the circumstances clearer.
Yes, it is a grizzly bear.
No, the samurai does not have a bow or arrow.
Yes, the US Constitution grants the right to arm bears. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:04 pm
by MeDeFe
Is the bear armed?
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:07 pm
by strike wolf
The samurai would tear that bear apart. Well more like cut him into little pieces but you get the point.
haha the point.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:08 pm
by Martin Ronne
If the Samurai didn't win, then we'd probably get some thing like this.
Or this.
Yeah, that one.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:23 pm
by oVo
¿Que es más macho, una bombilla o un autobús escolar?Bear with me here...
Ha Ha Ha!oops...
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:25 pm
by Iliad
MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:40 pm
by icedagger
Iliad wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
I am confused. Are you implying that it's right to arm bears?
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:09 pm
by Iliad
icedagger wrote:Iliad wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
I am confused. Are you implying that it's right to arm bears?
I'm saying we should bear the right arms.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:14 pm
by Martin Ronne
Iliad wrote:icedagger wrote:Iliad wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
I am confused. Are you implying that it's right to arm bears?
I'm saying we should bear the right arms.
I think we should beer batter a bear and eat it's arms!
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:44 pm
by bbqpenguin
it's depends on if you're talking about grizzlies....
or polar bears....
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:05 am
by LYR
A real bear, or the Russian bear?
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:14 am
by GabonX
bbqpenguin wrote:or polar bears....
Awesome!
icedagger wrote:Iliad wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
I am confused. Are you implying that it's right to arm bears?
It's quite simple really. Bears are armed by their arms.
Also, Samurai
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:08 am
by bbqpenguin
GabonX wrote:bbqpenguin wrote:or polar bears....
Awesome!
icedagger wrote:Iliad wrote:MeDeFe wrote:Is the bear armed?
Surely we've campaigned enough to give bears arms.
I am confused. Are you implying that it's right to arm bears?
It's quite simple really. Bears are armed by their arms.
Also, Samurai
if you like that, you should really read Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials series. interesting stuff, lots of ridiculous battles like that one. polar bears vs. witches vs. angels vs. gypsies vs. zombies vs. zeppelins. yes, that really happens. and it still manages to have a truly riveting plot.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:17 pm
by Janey Rockets
Um......ever contemplate attacking a bear with a three foot knife? It would be a contest of power, not skill and grace. Your swordsman would be on the ground in 15 seconds, and opened like a can of tuna in 30.
Reality Check!
Jane
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:29 pm
by Martin Ronne
Janey Rockets wrote:Um......ever contemplate attacking a bear with a three foot knife? It would be a contest of power, not skill and grace. Your swordsman would be on the ground in 15 seconds, and opened like a can of tuna in 30.
Reality Check!
Jane
Nuh Uh!
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:01 pm
by pimpdave
Bear market gets samurai laid off, samurai can't feed kids, doesn't fight anymore.
Bear market wins.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:43 pm
by MeDeFe
Reality sucks.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:19 pm
by bbqpenguin
mmm the bear is bigger, faster, stronger, and has more weapons. the samurai has mystical samurai powers and a pointy metal stick designed to cut down peasants.
but my money on the guy with fangs (unless the samurai is a vampire too...
)
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:26 pm
by theusual1
Is the Samurai armed? Even if it isn't, the Bear will crush his skull before he can even draw it. GO BEAR!!!
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:42 pm
by Martin Ronne
theusual1 wrote:Is the Samurai armed? Even if it isn't, the Bear will crush his skull before he can even draw it. GO BEAR!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23_Ry8-uoiQ&feature=related
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:00 pm
by Martin Ronne
bbqpenguin wrote:mmm the bear is bigger, faster, stronger, and has more weapons. the samurai has mystical samurai powers and a pointy metal stick designed to cut down peasants.
but my money on the guy with fangs (unless the samurai is a vampire too...
)
The word Samurai means "to serve", as in the Shogunate. However during the tokugawa period, there were no major wars being fought, and thus no need for the Samurai. When a Samurai has no master, he is called a Ronin. Which is what you're thinking of when you speak of cutting down peasants. The Yakuza would often hire Ronin as henchmen and body guards to do their biding. Also, Samurai were not only swordsmen. They were also skilled archers, capable of hitting their target from horseback.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:49 pm
by GabonX
John Hirsch killed a black bear with a 3 and 1/2 inch knife. There's really no question that a trained swordsman could kill a bear.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:21 am
by LYR
The founder of Springfield killed a bear with his bare hands, why couldn't a samurai?
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 5:43 am
by MeDeFe
LYR wrote:The founder of Springfield killed a bear with his bare hands, why couldn't a samurai?
The founder of Springfield also had a silver tongue because his real one was ripped out by George Washington.
Re: Samurai vs. Bear!
Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:58 am
by KoolBak
Grizzly Bear = Winner
Any other bear, questionable.................