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Pedronicus
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If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
would you be arrested in your country?
or worse?
or worse?
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
I'm not sure, you might get arrested for it, but if you were you'd probably be let off the hook with no more than a fine.
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
I am a cop. Other than having to act professional, you'd be in a good snowball fight with me. Whitewashing coming your way. 
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I think most places it would depend on the cop, your attitude, the area you were in, and any former history you had with the cop.
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Oh, and on your age.
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
In North Carolina you can be charged with a misdeamenor for assault. By the way if you spit on him here you will be charged with a felony. As stated above it all depends on the officer's mood at that moment.
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
At a recent show where I was an exhibitor, there was a kid that shot an officer of the law with one of those kiddy marshmallow shooters - just as I was fitting him at my booth.....we looked at each other kind of in amazement....I mean....how dumb must that kid be?? Anyway, he kinda chuckles at me, then puts on this stern cop-face and lays into the kid verbally....scared the be-jeebus outta him.....lol.
Thats similar to a snowball, yeah?
Personally, I respect the law and would never do that....I just do she-ite that I dunna get caught at.....lol
Thats similar to a snowball, yeah?
Personally, I respect the law and would never do that....I just do she-ite that I dunna get caught at.....lol
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KoolBak wrote:At a recent show where I was an exhibitor, there was a kid that shot an officer of the law with one of those kiddy marshmallow shooters - just as I was fitting him at my booth.....we looked at each other kind of in amazement....I mean....how dumb must that kid be?? Anyway, he kinda chuckles at me, then puts on this stern cop-face and lays into the kid verbally....scared the be-jeebus outta him.....lol.
Thats similar to a snowball, yeah?
Personally, I respect the law and would never do that....I just do she-ite that I dunna get caught at.....lol
But what would the cop have done if it had been a teenager? Or a grown-up?
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
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Phil1580 wrote:I am a cop. Other than having to act professional, you'd be in a good snowball fight with me. Whitewashing coming your way.
There you go!
Though I'd like to throw this out there;
In my COUNTY the Sheriff has given the order/ok that if you are going to arrest someone who is physicly intimidating to you (bigger), and not imidiatly responsive; then you may tazer them to help in the arrest.
So if you're bigger than the officer, lay down quickly!
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
I used to spend many happy nights of my childhood throwing eggs at police cars when they went down our high street and the legging it through the school field to escape.
So in answer to your question, I don't know what would happen, just make sure the cops fat and you have your escape route planned.
So in answer to your question, I don't know what would happen, just make sure the cops fat and you have your escape route planned.
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
Where I live, it is illegal to throw snow balls period. Considering that 80% of the time there's going to be ice in it, 10% high chance of ice in it, 5% chance it being pure ice, 4% chance of being only powder and doesn't pack, and 1% chance that there isn't any snow to even try (either summer, or all ice).
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At first I was thinking, "Man, Muy is a big whiny baby." But then it hit me where you live...
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
Are there any batteries stuffed inside this hypothetical snowball?
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
no - it's just a regular snowball. it hits and explodes into broken lightly compacted snow and some goes down the back of your neck.
You know - the perfect snowball that hits you in the ear....
You know - the perfect snowball that hits you in the ear....
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Well I have no idea because I have never done anything illegal or ever will.
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Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
I guess technically it could be construed as 'Assault on a Police Officer'. I think that might get you a Fixed-penalty fine? Possibly arrested, cautioned, charged??
I think it all comes down to intent
I think it all comes down to intent

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It's amazing how all of us must live by the law but none of us seem to understand it.
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Juan_Bottom wrote:It's amazing how all of us must live by the law but none of us seem to understand it.
I agree, some of it is plain weird and makes no sense at all unless you're a conspiracy theorist.
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Re: If you threw a single snowball at a policeman...
Depends, is it the light fluffy snow, the hard packed snow or is it a chunk of ice?
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MeDeFe wrote:I agree, some of it is plain weird and makes no sense at all unless you're a conspiracy theorist.
Too true.
jay_a2j wrote:Depends, is it the light fluffy snow, the hard packed snow or is it a chunk of ice?
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[throws snowball at jay]
welcome back. Eat frozen H2O, ya bible-puncher.
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jonesthecurl wrote:[throws snowball at jay]
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one....
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It's a frameup! it wasn't me! it was, um, Pedronicus.
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