Cyber Flirting - a guide for men

[mandyb]

Yes, all the women here have, at one time or another, been 'approached' (for want of a better word) by you lovely gentleman in the hopes of engaging in a little online flirting.
It's hard enough to engage successfully with the opposite sex in real life, so perhaps a little advice and a few tips might make the transaction from friendship to something slightly more 'meaningful' (again words fail me) a little smoother.

So guys, you've seen the avi, you've read a few cute posts here and there and you want to get to know this girl a little better...what do you do?
Well....
Flirting is a fun! It requires immense talent and creativity. If you want to enjoy it then apply the given below techniques.

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

If you want to retain her interest, know her better and what she likes, don’t try to express your interests, hobbies and preferences all at once. She may think you are only trying to advertise yourself to her.Learn some pick up lines and keep dropping them whenever you chance a scope. Keep it mind that you do not go over board while doing so.
Here are some pick up lines which you can use while conversing with your amorous interest:

Pick up no 1: Are we related anyway? Do you want to be?
Pick up no 2: Baby, you must be a broom, for you have just swept me off my feet.
Pick up no 3: Is it the sun which came out or you just smiled?
Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, I want to be standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



How to tell if she's interested
If she laughs in agreement with you.

If she singles you out on a big crowded forum or chat and talks only to you

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting.

Follow up so you've got the girl's interest - how do you keep her?
poetry is key
e.g
My Pretty Rose Tree

A flower was offered to me:
Such a flower as May never bore.
But I said "I've a Pretty Rose-tree",
And I passed the sweet flower o'er.

Then I went to my Pretty Rose-tree:
To tend her by day and by night.
But my Rose turn'd away with jealousy:
And her thorns were my only delight.

Leave her cute messages in her inbox:
e.g.
-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))
-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der 4 each oda.
-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did.
-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You
-When a situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.
-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.
-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide, but it's a start. If you have any of your own tips to add, please go ahead.
I hope it has been of help.
Good luck finding your cyber love.
xx

next week's instalment - 'Cyber Sex, the dos and don'ts'.

[Dancing Mustard]

Hi!

(The "!" stands for enthusiasm btw)

Mandy, are you a broom? Because I can totally see you cleaning up my kitchen when the vacuum cleaner breaks.

[mandyb]

Hi!

(The "!" stands for enthusiasm btw)

Mandy, are you a broom? Because I can totally see you cleaning up my kitchen when the vacuum cleaner breaks.

not bad DM, though perhaps you may not want to make references to housework straight away.
Times have changed and some women may resent the fact that you immediately see her as a mere slave to domesticity.
Perhaps save that for when the relationship is more established and she's more than willing to do your cleaning, wash your smalls etc. etc.
5/10 for effort though!

[Gypsys Kiss]

Well helllooo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get on your back
So I can.........

I seem to be running out of inspiration at this point

How many 'little messages' have you had in your inbox?





I could get used to this flirting lark!

[Gregrios]

Yes, all the women here have, at one time or another, been 'approached' (for want of a better word) by you lovely gentleman in the hopes of engaging in a little online flirting.
It's hard enough to engage successfully with the opposite sex in real life, so perhaps a little advice and a few tips might make the transaction from friendship to something slightly more 'meaningful' (again words fail me) a little smoother.

So guys, you've seen the avi, you've read a few cute posts here and there and you want to get to know this girl a little better...what do you do?
Well....
Flirting is a fun! It requires immense talent and creativity. If you want to enjoy it then apply the given below techniques.

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

If you want to retain her interest, know her better and what she likes, don’t try to express your interests, hobbies and preferences all at once. She may think you are only trying to advertise yourself to her.Learn some pick up lines and keep dropping them whenever you chance a scope. Keep it mind that you do not go over board while doing so.
Here are some pick up lines which you can use while conversing with your amorous interest:

Pick up no 1: Are we related anyway? Do you want to be?
Pick up no 2: Baby, you must be a broom, for you have just swept me off my feet.
Pick up no 3: Is it the sun which came out or you just smiled?
Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, I want to be standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



How to tell if she's interested
If she laughs in agreement with you.

If she singles you out on a big crowded forum or chat and talks only to you

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting.

Follow up so you've got the girl's interest - how do you keep her?
poetry is key
e.g
My Pretty Rose Tree

A flower was offered to me:
Such a flower as May never bore.
But I said "I've a Pretty Rose-tree",
And I passed the sweet flower o'er.

Then I went to my Pretty Rose-tree:
To tend her by day and by night.
But my Rose turn'd away with jealousy:
And her thorns were my only delight.

Leave her cute messages in her inbox:
e.g.
-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))
-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der 4 each oda.
-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did.
-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You
-When a situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.
-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.
-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide, but it's a start. If you have any of your own tips to add, please go ahead.
I hope it has been of help.
Good luck finding your cyber love.
xx

next week's instalment - 'Cyber Sex, the dos and don'ts'.

Oh Mandy, you don't have to go to all this trouble just to get my attention.

[brooksieb]

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
You cook the stew,
And i'll go to the loo.

[e_i_pi]

Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, ...

Unless you're trying to pick up a gerbil, this one might not work out so good

[Gregrios]

I had to dig deep into my archives but I found a goody.

roses are red
violets are green
the nicest eyes
that i've ever seen

roses are red
violets are white
without you here
i'm alone at night

roses are red
violets are black
end the suspense
and jump in the sack

roses are red
violets are too
what will i do
if i can't have you

[Selin]

Well helllooo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get on your back
So I can.........

I seem to be running out of inspiration at this point

How many 'little messages' have you had in your inbox?





I could get used to this flirting lark!

ROFL



PS: I'm a men (and not homosexual). I just liked your post. And this thread really amused me.

.

[mandyb]

Well, I must say, I'm very encouraged by the response to this thread so far! It shows you are triers, and triers are always looked upon favourably by the gals.

Well helllooo

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now get on your back
So I can.........

I seem to be running out of inspiration at this point

How many 'little messages' have you had in your inbox?






I could get used to this flirting lark!

I must stress that subtlety is vital in endeavours to succeed, however.
'Fancy a shag' and the like, may seem the height of finesse to you lovely gents, but you'll find a slightly more refined approach will be much more rewarding, at least in the initial stages of the 'relationship'.
We can touch on the subject of sexual innuendos and downright blatant come-on lines later on in the 'cyber-sex dos and don'ts' instalment, but for now, keep it cool, keep it friendly, keep it SUBTLE.

As for messages in my inbox GK, there have been one or two - I shall be using the majority of them as examples of what not to do later on (anonymously of course).

[KoolBak]

Do you have a guide for those of us over the age of 15?

[mpjh]

Overf the age of 60?

[Snorri1234]

You wanna touch my penis?

[MeDeFe]

One very important point is missing: "Always suspect that the girl you're flirting with is a fat, balding man."

[jonesthecurl]

I have always suspected that your fundamental orifice is the primal source of solar radiation.

This online flirting
is just making a pass.
And I think the sun
shines out of your arse.

[KoolBak]

Arse rhymes with Pass? lol Shouldnt it be Parse?

[TheProwler]

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

Yowzaa Yowzaa Yowzaa!! I'm in the mood to tickle someone!!!

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

Hey, I've seen your picture in the "Post a Picture" thread... On the bright side, you seem like a nice person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

Hello.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

You don't say?

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

Yowzaa Yowzaa Yowzaa!! What a great day!!!

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

Stop! Before you say anything!!! Hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

I love to put some jewelery on my dogs, spray them with Obsession, and snuggle up for a romantic movie.

[mandyb]

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

I love to put some jewelery on my dogs, spray them with Obsession, and snuggle up for a romantic movie.

Well golly, I assumed I'd be only dealing with human relationships in this thread; I'm afraid I have no expertise at all with this kind of scenario.

On the plus side, I can say that it's good to see you have a sense of humour - that's most important.
Now we just have to work on making you funny.

[TheProwler]

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

I love to put some jewelery on my dogs, spray them with Obsession, and snuggle up for a romantic movie.

Well golly, I assumed I'd be only dealing with human relationships in this thread; I'm afraid I have no expertise at all with this kind of scenario.

On the plus side, I can say that it's good to see you have a sense of humour - that's most important.
Now we just have to work on making you funny.

Oh please teach me!

Tell a joke, funny girl!

[diddle]

Yes, all the women here have, at one time or another, been 'approached' (for want of a better word) by you lovely gentleman in the hopes of engaging in a little online flirting.
It's hard enough to engage successfully with the opposite sex in real life, so perhaps a little advice and a few tips might make the transaction from friendship to something slightly more 'meaningful' (again words fail me) a little smoother.

So guys, you've seen the avi, you've read a few cute posts here and there and you want to get to know this girl a little better...what do you do?
Well....
Flirting is a fun! It requires immense talent and creativity. If you want to enjoy it then apply the given below techniques.

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

If you want to retain her interest, know her better and what she likes, don’t try to express your interests, hobbies and preferences all at once. She may think you are only trying to advertise yourself to her.Learn some pick up lines and keep dropping them whenever you chance a scope. Keep it mind that you do not go over board while doing so.
Here are some pick up lines which you can use while conversing with your amorous interest:

Pick up no 1: Are we related anyway? Do you want to be?
Pick up no 2: Baby, you must be a broom, for you have just swept me off my feet.
Pick up no 3: Is it the sun which came out or you just smiled?
Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, I want to be standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



How to tell if she's interested
If she laughs in agreement with you.

If she singles you out on a big crowded forum or chat and talks only to you

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting.

Follow up so you've got the girl's interest - how do you keep her?
poetry is key
e.g
My Pretty Rose Tree

A flower was offered to me:
Such a flower as May never bore.
But I said "I've a Pretty Rose-tree",
And I passed the sweet flower o'er.

Then I went to my Pretty Rose-tree:
To tend her by day and by night.
But my Rose turn'd away with jealousy:
And her thorns were my only delight.

Leave her cute messages in her inbox:
e.g.
-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))
-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der 4 each oda.
-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did.
-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You
-When a situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.
-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.
-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide, but it's a start. If you have any of your own tips to add, please go ahead.
I hope it has been of help.
Good luck finding your cyber love.
xx

next week's instalment - 'Cyber Sex, the dos and don'ts'.

This post could of been so much shorter. Two words in fact.

Copy diddle.

[KidWhisky]

Yes, all the women here have, at one time or another, been 'approached' (for want of a better word) by you lovely gentleman in the hopes of engaging in a little online flirting.
It's hard enough to engage successfully with the opposite sex in real life, so perhaps a little advice and a few tips might make the transaction from friendship to something slightly more 'meaningful' (again words fail me) a little smoother.

So guys, you've seen the avi, you've read a few cute posts here and there and you want to get to know this girl a little better...what do you do?
Well....
Flirting is a fun! It requires immense talent and creativity. If you want to enjoy it then apply the given below techniques.

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

If you want to retain her interest, know her better and what she likes, don’t try to express your interests, hobbies and preferences all at once. She may think you are only trying to advertise yourself to her.Learn some pick up lines and keep dropping them whenever you chance a scope. Keep it mind that you do not go over board while doing so.
Here are some pick up lines which you can use while conversing with your amorous interest:

Pick up no 1: Are we related anyway? Do you want to be?
Pick up no 2: Baby, you must be a broom, for you have just swept me off my feet.
Pick up no 3: Is it the sun which came out or you just smiled?
Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, I want to be standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



How to tell if she's interested
If she laughs in agreement with you.

If she singles you out on a big crowded forum or chat and talks only to you

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting.

Follow up so you've got the girl's interest - how do you keep her?
poetry is key
e.g
My Pretty Rose Tree

A flower was offered to me:
Such a flower as May never bore.
But I said "I've a Pretty Rose-tree",
And I passed the sweet flower o'er.

Then I went to my Pretty Rose-tree:
To tend her by day and by night.
But my Rose turn'd away with jealousy:
And her thorns were my only delight.

Leave her cute messages in her inbox:
e.g.
-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))
-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der 4 each oda.
-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did.
-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You
-When a situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.
-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.
-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide, but it's a start. If you have any of your own tips to add, please go ahead.
I hope it has been of help.
Good luck finding your cyber love.
xx

next week's instalment - 'Cyber Sex, the dos and don'ts'.

This post could of been so much shorter. Two words in fact.

Copy diddle.

Done and Done.....Nothings happening

[diddle]

Yes, all the women here have, at one time or another, been 'approached' (for want of a better word) by you lovely gentleman in the hopes of engaging in a little online flirting.
It's hard enough to engage successfully with the opposite sex in real life, so perhaps a little advice and a few tips might make the transaction from friendship to something slightly more 'meaningful' (again words fail me) a little smoother.

So guys, you've seen the avi, you've read a few cute posts here and there and you want to get to know this girl a little better...what do you do?
Well....
Flirting is a fun! It requires immense talent and creativity. If you want to enjoy it then apply the given below techniques.

-Fun is always the key factor while flirting. You must be playful, spontaneous and humorous.

-Frequent compliments are great way of flirting. But, it would be advisable to be honest and sincere while complimenting the person.

-If you want to begin the conversation then a small hi or hello would be adequate.

-Try to be good listener. It is a great art to listen others. This art will make you more likeable and charming.

-Your attitude must be positive. Enthusiasm is another great factor while flirting.

-If you want to be a great flirt then always approach first. You must be the first person to say hi.

-Props are great way to begin a conversation. This would also enhance the conversation. For instance, start your conversation with dogs, jewellery, perfume etc.

If you want to retain her interest, know her better and what she likes, don’t try to express your interests, hobbies and preferences all at once. She may think you are only trying to advertise yourself to her.Learn some pick up lines and keep dropping them whenever you chance a scope. Keep it mind that you do not go over board while doing so.
Here are some pick up lines which you can use while conversing with your amorous interest:

Pick up no 1: Are we related anyway? Do you want to be?
Pick up no 2: Baby, you must be a broom, for you have just swept me off my feet.
Pick up no 3: Is it the sun which came out or you just smiled?
Pick up no 4: I feel like Richard Gere, I want to be standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



How to tell if she's interested
If she laughs in agreement with you.

If she singles you out on a big crowded forum or chat and talks only to you

Women can be extremely playful when it comes to flirting.

Follow up so you've got the girl's interest - how do you keep her?
poetry is key
e.g
My Pretty Rose Tree

A flower was offered to me:
Such a flower as May never bore.
But I said "I've a Pretty Rose-tree",
And I passed the sweet flower o'er.

Then I went to my Pretty Rose-tree:
To tend her by day and by night.
But my Rose turn'd away with jealousy:
And her thorns were my only delight.

Leave her cute messages in her inbox:
e.g.
-I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))
-When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der 4 each oda.
-Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did.
-The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You
-When a situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do.
-Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.
-Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

This is by no means a comprehensive guide, but it's a start. If you have any of your own tips to add, please go ahead.
I hope it has been of help.
Good luck finding your cyber love.
xx

next week's instalment - 'Cyber Sex, the dos and don'ts'.

This post could of been so much shorter. Two words in fact.

Copy diddle.

Done and Done.....Nothings happening

Wel, your obviously doing it wrong. Its worked for me. Trust me, I have my reasons.

[Jeff Hardy]

Hi!

(The "!" stands for enthusiasm btw)

Mandy, are you a broom? Because I can totally see you cleaning up my kitchen when the vacuum cleaner breaks.

i havnt laughed that much in the forums of cc for ages

[DAZMCFC]

mands, don't listen to all these knobs. i tell you now, if i was not married, i'd sweep you off your feet.

[mandyb]

mands, don't listen to all these knobs. i tell you now, if i was not married, i'd sweep you off your feet.

DAZ...most pleasant of all pleasant chaps.
It's comforting to know that there are still some good 'uns around, even if they are taken. x